Worst / most embarrassing thing you said during sex

[Fat Guy]

Post it here.
I'll start this one is really bad I was young and drunk.
I picked up this chick we were drinking she tells me how her dad molested her, later that night we start having sex she starts giving me a bj and then I say "Suck my dick like you used to suck your daddies" She freaks out I was lucky she didn't bite. Again, I was really drunk and young.


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This message was edited by Fat Guy on 1-22-02 @ 9:53 PM

[erole]

Thanks mom.


joe poo is the sh*t

[crazyarl1]

that was a great line--it was worth the tramp leaving-youll remember that a lot longer then blowing a load in her...lmao

~drink-up~

[erole]

OK, I'll bear all. I never said anything embarrassing, but I did something embarrassing.

First girl I was ever with, probably around the 7th or 8th go of it. She was watching a friends house, and they had this little energetic piece of crap dog. Anyway, I tried the picking-the-girl-up-move while standing thing. Because I was realativly new to this whole sex thing - I didn't know jack about balance. It took me a good couple minutes to get in there, and my arms were already getting tired. I used a wall for more leverage. Well, this damn dog got out and started running around my feet...son of a bitch tried to hump my leg. Well of course that did it for us. We went back to horizontal.

joe poo is the sh*t

[Fat Guy]

youll remember that a lot longer then blowing a load in her
I have to admit I will never forget that night.

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This message was edited by Fat Guy on 1-22-02 @ 10:11 PM

[Excomunicated Reeshy]

I love you!!

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[IkeaBoy]

this abortion's on me baby

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[windowlck]

I love you!!


HOW STUPID COULD YOU BE!!!!!!11

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[Doogie]

Wasnt during sex but rather afterwards I once asked a girl who swallowed my seed "How did I taste??"...Needless to say that I never talked to her after that

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[erole]

Ooo, is that a Shawshank Redemption quote I see...if so, good one - two thumbs (and a big toe) up.

The first time a girl swallowed, I was in shock. I asked her, "Don't you want to spit that out or something?"

joe poo is the sh*t

[Captain Rooster]

oh oh oh oh oh...pull my finger

I'm gonna F you until you love me

Is that lice or crabs?

man your ass looks like it lost a fight with a waffle iron

shit babe...ever heard of toilet paper!?

Get me the Lysol...something died in here!

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[Fat Guy]

Rooster and Ikea,
I was hopeing to keep this with things people actually did.

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This message was edited by Fat Guy on 1-22-02 @ 11:45 PM

[Big Jim]

"hunny, NO! Thats not chocolate syrup, I have the runs"

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[Big Jim]

ok ok, seriously...this is the worst thing..me and this guy were hooking up and I noticed he had a bad case of crabs...(True story)...I looked at him right in the face, jumped off the bed, and said, "Houston, we HAVE a problem"...swear to god...true story.

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[RF Godfather]

I said another chicadas name... typical.

Reeshy, nooooo! Dumb move brotha... lol.

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[TheGameHHH]

That's alright, people say weird sh*t during sex, one time I called this chick mom.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Poison Ivy]

I love you!!


HOW STUPID COULD YOU BE!!!!!!11


Does this mean you really don't love me windowlck? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/bawling.gif ;) lol

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[radio junkie]

While eating my girlfriend on her couch, my earring got snagged on the sofa's material. At first I tried to act like nothing was wrong, but every time I moved my head my earlobe was yanked, and it hurt like hell. Trying to discreetly get loose from this entanglement was not easy. It wasn't really embarrassing but it was kind of funny. Embarrassing is being in a weird position and your knees lock while she's on top of you and you have to throw her off cause it hurts so much. That's hard to live down.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[DaniGirl]

The first guy I ever gave oral to fell asleep on me right in the middle of it. So, I bit him. Hard. He threw me out and I never heard from him again. :)
Nobody falls asleep on me while I'm giving oral. That's so rude.

"I am hanging on every word you say and even if you don't want to speak tonight that's alright with me. I want nothing more than to sit outside heaven's door and listen to you breathing, it's where I wanna be."

[Captain Rooster]

I was hopeing to keep this with things people actually did.

Your point? Are you saying that I am not a hopeless romantic?

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 1-23-02 @ 3:23 PM

[IkeaBoy]

Rooster and Ikea,
I was hopeing to keep this with things people actually did. are you calling me a liar?

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"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[Fat Guy]

Rooster and Ikea,
If you guy's actually said that stuff cool, I thought you guy's where going for that wacky sarcasm. My bad.


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This message was edited by Fat Guy on 1-23-02 @ 3:43 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"Yes, yes! OOOOOOOOOH! Yes, I'll loan you the money!"


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[sexy bastard]

this wouldnt qualify as said but the girl was riding the pony and threw up on me ( we were both real drunk)

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[Jennitalia]

is it in yet?

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[Icebox]

A woman said to me once, "THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!!!!!!" Oops...sometimes it has a mind of its own.

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[legroommusic]

I think it was more what she said. I asked" what's my name?." She said my full name, spelled it, then she proceeded to name all the presidents and their vice presidents. weird and humbling.

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[impactplayer2k1]

I told this girl once if she "climaxed" yet. I was down there for an hour and my tongue hurt like hell and i couldnt breathe.

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