I Don't Wanna Go to Work!! [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Ponyboy

10-12-2009, 03:38 PM

I gotta go into work tonite....and I can't think of a good enough excuse to call in with...I would like it to be imaginative and original and maybe believable (but not necessary).

Can you guys please help me......HELP!

Hottub

10-12-2009, 03:40 PM

Hello, Boss?
Yeah. This is ponyboy.
I'm not gonna be able to make it in tonight.
What? Yes, I know those burgers won't cook themselves, but my Grandma died again.
Sorry.

RhinoinMN

10-12-2009, 03:41 PM

I want to bang on the drum all day.

red_red_red

10-12-2009, 03:43 PM

I gotta go into work tonite....and I can't think of a good enough excuse to call in with...I would like it to be imaginative and original and maybe believable (but not necessary).

Can you guys please help me......HELP!
you can't get a babysitter...someone slashed your tires, you have food poisoning, it burns when you pee, you have to take yer pet to the emergency vet, your car won't start, your ear is bleeding..try one of those

GregoryJoseph

10-12-2009, 03:44 PM

I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!!!

boosterp

10-12-2009, 03:50 PM

he repair man has yet to leave, the plumber has my toilette in the bathtub, I'm shooting loose fluid out my ass, or I think I am turning into Mojo.

Ponyboy

10-12-2009, 03:51 PM

he repair man has yet to leave, the plumber has my toilette in the bathtub, I'm shooting loose fluid out my ass, or I think I am turning into Mojo.

If I use that last one..I may get fired!!

Crispy123

10-12-2009, 03:51 PM

I found a lump on my testicle.

red_red_red

10-12-2009, 03:53 PM

tell em you ran out of Valtrex, they'll gladly give ya the night off.

midwestjeff

10-12-2009, 03:53 PM

You should tell him that you are a lazy fuck who doesn't appreciate
having a job in a time where many people are unemployed
and struggling just to make rent.

Just kidding.

Tell him your dick got stuck in the toaster again.

RhinoinMN

10-12-2009, 03:55 PM

You should tell him that you are a lazy fuck who doesn't appreciate
having a job in a time where many people are unemployed
and struggling just to make rent.

Just kidding.

Tell him your dick got stuck in the toaster again.

Hahah. Fucking a toaster! Ponyboy is stupid.

IMSlacker

10-12-2009, 04:08 PM

Tell him your buddy Johnny was seriously injured while saving some children from a burning church, and you need to visit him in the hospital because it doesn't look like he has long to live.

Crispy123

10-12-2009, 04:18 PM

Tell him your buddy Johnny was seriously injured while saving some children from a burning church, and you need to visit him in the hospital because it doesn't look like he has long to live.

Or the Soc's want to rumble..

Ritalin

10-12-2009, 04:38 PM

King Hippos Bandaid

10-12-2009, 04:45 PM

tell your boss that you are Staying Gold for the holiday

Boogie in Va

10-13-2009, 04:35 AM

I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!!!

:lol::lol::lol::clap::clap::clap:

A.J.

10-13-2009, 04:38 AM

Bad clams.

Ponyboy

10-13-2009, 05:01 AM

Thanks...but I pussyied out...I went to work and just got in.....I suck!!

Hottub

10-13-2009, 06:28 AM

OneEyeJack

10-13-2009, 06:49 AM

Boss...I,ve fallen and cant get up..

Misteriosa

10-13-2009, 06:50 AM

i didnt want to come in today :down:

i have a cold and i just want some chicken soup and to listen to the buddays :o

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 06:50 AM

My legs hurt.

OneEyeJack

10-13-2009, 06:59 AM

A Fat Girl hurt me....:wink: