David Cross

[Donnie Iris]

I saw David Cross over the weekend here in Pittsburgh. The venue, (Carnegie Music Hall of Homestead) contributed to the experience. He fucking slayed. Has anyone else seen him on this recent tour?

[KnoxHarrington]

Not on this tour, but I gotta say that "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!" got me through the dark days of W. having a 90% approval rating.

[Badinia]

Got to see him and his opener, Todd Glass, in Portland and it was great. Took Todd to dinner and a party the next day while David went up to Canada to film some stuff. Pretty great!

[Donnie Iris]

Got to see him and his opener, Todd Glass, in Portland and it was great. Took Todd to dinner and a party the next day while David went up to Canada to film some stuff. Pretty great!

No offense to Todd (or you as it sounds like you may know him); seems like a likeable gent, but I was not really into his set.

That new show with Cross and Will Arnett on BBC or Channel 4 or whatever looks fucking hilarious.

[fezident]

His new book (I DRINK FOR A REASON) is f'ing fantastic.

[IamFogHat]

I love David Cross. His two cds are must haves.
Also, Todd Glass, he's a wierd one, he's one of those guys that most comics respect and think is funny and I don't find the guy funny at all. Am I missing something?

[Badinia]

Eh, comedy's subjective. I find Todd hilarious.

[strawberrypop]

Is Todd Glass the guy from Last Comic Standing - like season 2 or 3 or something?

[Ocho Cinco]

david cross was on the two funniest shows ever in mr show and arrested development, both cancelled because people were busy watching american idol and the hills

he's f'n hilarious, his DVD Let america laugh is hilarious if you haven't seen it. he has to be one of the most underrated actors/comedians ever

[danner1515]

His new book (I DRINK FOR A REASON) is f'ing fantastic.

I finished it last last night, and I've got to say I thought it was really hit and miss. The last half was pretty strong, but there are a lot of stretches that didn't do anything for me.

[Badinia]

Is Todd Glass the guy from Last Comic Standing - like season 2 or 3 or something?

Yes, that's Todd.

http://www.benkharakh.com/files/ToddZipper.jpg

[Donnie Iris]

david cross was on the two funniest shows ever in mr show and arrested development, both cancelled because people were busy watching american idol and the hills

he's f'n hilarious, his DVD Let america laugh is hilarious if you haven't seen it. he has to be one of the most underrated actors/comedians ever

His new pilot for British televison, "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret", looks fantastic. Spike Jonze, Will Arnet... need I say more?

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/22/david-cross-creates-uk-television-comedy-with-spike-jonze-and-will-arnett/

[fezident]

Any of you guys have an mp3 of David's "circus elephant that peed all over the place" story. I would love to hear that one again.

Thanx, mmbuddays.

[moochcassidy]

answer yeh telephone

[underdog]

answer yeh telephone

That bit has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, right...I fucking HATE Harlow.

[moochcassidy]

That bit has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I consider "I dont know...Faggit" to be one of the funniest punchlines to any story ever

[fezident]

His retelling of the time that he was forced to sit next to the singer from CREED at a celeb poker game -after bashing that guy for years in his standup act- is f'ing priceless too.

Cross is the man.

[Donnie Iris]

His retelling of the time that he was forced to sit next to the singer from CREED at a celeb poker game -after bashing that guy for years in his standup act- is f'ing priceless too.

Cross is the man.

"Thanks for the words"

[KnoxHarrington]

My single favorite David Cross stand up bit might be his Ashcroft bit on Shut Up You Fucking Baby.

"And I just had to tear that painting down off the wall, and I just started FUCKING IT..."

[Badinia]

That bit has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

answer yeh telephone

Oh that's the just the 'answer your telephone man.' Just give him a quarter and he'll be fine.

I think that is my favorite, unless my favorite is: If Gabriel wants to rollerblade, Gabriel's gonna rollerblade!

[KingModem]

Witnessed Todd and David at the State Theater in Minneapolis last week. David Cross is my favorite comedian of all time.

I certainly enjoyed the "I gave my girlfriend two dildos" joke. If you have seen the show, commence rolling on the floor.

The Todd Margaret show looks promising for the UK, hopefully we can torrent it.

[paulisded]

Witnessed Todd and David at the State Theater in Minneapolis last week. David Cross is my favorite comedian of all time.

I certainly enjoyed the "I gave my girlfriend two dildos" joke. If you have seen the show, commence rolling on the floor.

The Todd Margaret show looks promising for the UK, hopefully we can torrent it.

Damn, I wish I had come up for that show.

[Enabler]

"Henderson Valley Eggs.....YOURE GONNA LOVE OUR EGGGGGGS!"

I also like his "open letter to larry the cable guy"

Cross rules.

[Donnie Iris]

Witnessed Todd and David at the State Theater in Minneapolis last week. David Cross is my favorite comedian of all time.

I certainly enjoyed the "I gave my girlfriend two dildos" joke. If you have seen the show, commence rolling on the floor.

The Todd Margaret show looks promising for the UK, hopefully we can torrent it.


That joke was one of my favs of the night as well. Nothing better than making light of rape.

Also, the time mug bit was about to escape me until he saved it by fucking it. Thought it was funny how he acknowledged the fact that half of his career is based off of disdain for useless products.

[Badinia]

I really enjoyed the fake sign language guy!

[KingModem]

I really enjoyed the fake sign language guy!

Oh my god! He was there too!!?? :wallbash:

Was the comedy blogger there too!!??

Yeah, there were definitely some hacky spots in there, but overall it was good.

[fezident]

Squagles!!!