Wind breeds Assholes

[sr71blackbird]

All day this wind has been spooking people and making all the assholes bubble up to the surface. People are driving horribly and it's been the most annoying day I have had in a long time. The wind blew a branch into the power lines next door and it exploded in a bright ball of sparks and knocked out the power on the other side of the street. The branch smoldered on top of the wires, and all the neighbors are out looking at it and in a panic. I work for the utility and contacted them to come, but the way everyones acting, you'd think the world was ending. It's crazy! It's just wind!

[razorboy]

Beans breed windy assholes.

[Hottub]

Snow is worse.

[mikeyboy]

Snow is worse.

much

[chefdoug68]

i thought it cried "Mary"

[razorboy]

Blow breeds assholes.

[boosterp]

The rain here, damn people are stupid. I really think they are to lazy to even recall what safe driving on wet surfaces is.

[JohnCharles]

Someone mention snow?

I think I'm the expert on that.

[Snoogans]

maybe you wouldnt have to worry about the people on the road if you didnt drive a fag scooter

[JohnCharles]

Or at least drive on the sidewalk.

[MC Pee Pants]

Someone mention snow?

I think I'm the expert on that.

You know where to get?

[Tenbatsuzen]

You know where to get?

Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!?!

[sr71blackbird]

The fag scooters been in the garage a few days.

[razorboy]

The fag scooters been in the garage a few days.

By fag scooter, do you mean cock?

And by garage do you mean asshole?

[Farmer Dave]

Snow is worse.
Maybe wind driven snow. I hate wind the most of all weather conditions. I'm not talking about a breeze, but the continuous 30+ mph blow.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Assholes fucking breeds assholes.