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Judge Smails
10-02-2009, 02:04 PM
Book: Frozen Ted head battered by workers (http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1201714&srvc=home&position=emailed)

Red Sox great Ted Williams’ head was treated like a “grotesque pinata” by a pair of Arizona cryonic lab workers who bashed the legendary slugger’s frozen skull with a wrench to dislodge it from its pedestal: a Bumble Bee tuna can, an explosive new book alleges.

“Little gray chunks of Ted’s head flew off, peppering the walls, skittering across the floor and sliding under the machinery,” former Alcor chief operating officer Larry Johnson writes in his scandalous expose, “Frozen: My Journey Into the World of Cryonics, Deception and Death.”
Stankfoot
10-02-2009, 02:08 PM
I thought skull bowling with it was over the line.
DarkHippie
10-02-2009, 03:28 PM
Ted Williams: The Head Did Splinter

Best title ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap:
TheMojoPin
10-02-2009, 03:41 PM
He was asking for it.

Why the hell did his idiot son want Ted's head frozen? Wasn't Ted like 84 when he died?
razorboy
10-02-2009, 03:42 PM
I'm buying him a hat for his Birthday.
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
10-02-2009, 03:45 PM
Meh, JFK did that trick 40+ years ago.
brettmojo
10-02-2009, 05:42 PM
http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ted_williams_head_futurama_punte.jpg
instrument
10-02-2009, 05:55 PM
One thing I've never understood is why do they wait till the person dies? Isn't it too late to even in theory to heal someones disease if they've DIED from it?
led37zep
10-02-2009, 06:00 PM
One thing I've never understood is why do they wait till the person dies? Isn't it too late to even in theory to heal someones disease if they've DIED from it?

Shhhhhhhhhh you're gonna rooooooooooooooooooin it.
mikeyboy
10-02-2009, 06:08 PM
One thing I've never understood is why do they wait till the person dies? Isn't it too late to even in theory to heal someones disease if they've DIED from it?

I doubt it's legal to do it before they die.
led37zep
10-02-2009, 06:10 PM
I doubt it's legal to do it before they die.

fucking lawyers
Snoogans
10-02-2009, 06:10 PM
I doubt it's legal to do it before they die.

but its useless after. You have to be frozen alive til they can cure you. Like Walt Disney did
mikeyboy
10-02-2009, 06:11 PM
but its useless after. You have to be frozen alive til they can cure you. Like Walt Disney did

Disney was cremated.
Snoogans
10-02-2009, 06:12 PM
Disney was cremated.

LIES

Dont ruin the dream
mikeyboy
10-02-2009, 06:13 PM
LIES

Dont ruin the dream

As long as you have a little pixie dust, all you need to do is believe.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Dca4j1yRFDQ/SCQ4FXDvP6I/AAAAAAAAAjA/ZAm7nNHbgGA/s400/Peter%2520Pan.gif
Stankfoot
10-02-2009, 06:18 PM
As long as you have a little pixie dust, all you need to do is believe.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Dca4j1yRFDQ/SCQ4FXDvP6I/AAAAAAAAAjA/ZAm7nNHbgGA/s400/Peter%2520Pan.gif

Or in Snoogan's case, some MSG .....
Snoogans
10-02-2009, 06:19 PM
Or in Snoogan's case, some MSG .....

delicious
instrument
10-02-2009, 07:00 PM
Yeah, like if you have the money to freeze yourself you have to worry about "laws"
Tenbatsuzen
10-02-2009, 07:02 PM
He was asking for it.

Why the hell did his idiot son want Ted's head frozen? Wasn't Ted like 84 when he died?

I believe, not sure, that the idea is cloning a new body and transplanting the brain.
TheMojoPin
10-02-2009, 07:04 PM
Transplanting the 84-year-old brain?

Yeah, I'm sure ol' Tedddy was real sharp when he kicked it. Good plan.
Tenbatsuzen
10-02-2009, 07:27 PM
Transplanting the 84-year-old brain?

Yeah, I'm sure ol' Tedddy was real sharp when he kicked it. Good plan.

One would think by the time they can clone a body and transplant a brain, they'd also be able to fight off senility.
TheMojoPin
10-02-2009, 07:36 PM
Sure, why not?
Fallon
10-02-2009, 07:48 PM
He was asking for it.

Why the hell did his idiot son want Ted's head frozen? Wasn't Ted like 84 when he died?

I agree.

Doesn't make sense. It's not like he was a young guy with a disease, he lived a full life and should have died with dignity and not be a joke like he is now.
Fallon
10-02-2009, 07:49 PM
As long as you have a little pixie dust, all you need to do is believe.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Dca4j1yRFDQ/SCQ4FXDvP6I/AAAAAAAAAjA/ZAm7nNHbgGA/s400/Peter%2520Pan.gif

Is the pixie dust Walt's cremated remains?
Stankfoot
10-03-2009, 03:35 AM
" . . . bashed the legendary slugger’s frozen skull with a wrench to dislodge it from its pedestal: a Bumble Bee tuna can."

sounds like a classy outfit. what do they charge for head freezing?
disneyspy
10-03-2009, 10:32 AM
Disney was cremated.

not neccesarily true,snoogans may be right

spy report-there is a gravesite for walt but many think it was just a ruse. in the tunnels underneath the magic kingdom is a wall with a 3 hole keyhole,only special "maintenance" workers have ever been seen entering the largest and only off-limits area under the kingdom. its the companys biggest secret and its because of this mystery has been the source of the disney on ice legend for decades

spyyyy out,c'ya!