Which race is the cheapest?

[JerseyRich]

Vietnamese. So cheap.

What say you?

[Patient zer0]

Waffles and chicken 3.99
1 dollar tip
Figure it out

[Ritalin]

Cheap food?

Doesn't like to pay a lot for things?

What do you mean, Rich?

This is quite lleeder-esque.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Vietnamese. So cheap.

What say you?

.

[JerseyRich]

Cheap food?

Doesn't like to pay a lot for things?

What do you mean, Rich?

This is quite lleeder-esque.

Not a poll though.

[topless_mike]

Waffles and chicken 3.99
1 dollar tip
Figure it out

they tip?

[Misteriosa]

Waffles and chicken 3.99
1 dollar tip
Figure it out

a dollar tip on a $4 purchase... thats a 25% gratuity (if my math is correct)

[Dude!]

all non-english speakers
(plus canadians)

rule of thumb:

if it has an accent
it wants a discount

[mikeyboy]

I thought this would be about the cost of purchasing a foreign baby for adoption.

[A.J.]

Vietnamese. So cheap.

Fucking starving for some cheap Vietnamese.

[Dude!]

I thought this would be about the cost of purchasing a foreign baby for adoption.

you need to stay in your MPW thread
you have forfeited the right
to post elsewhere

[mikeyboy]

you need to stay in your MPW thread
you have forfeited the right
to post elsewhere

Dude! hates poor kids.

[mikeyboy]

Fucking starving for some cheap Vietnamese.

http://www.freewebs.com/panho/fmj1.JPG

[Furtherman]

Some of the most cheapest people I know are white.

[JerseyRich]

Some of the most cheapest people I know are white.

Irish. Yea I agree.

[topless_mike]

I thought this would be about the cost of purchasing a foreign baby for adoption.

i like this commoner mikeyboy now.

[Furtherman]

Irish. Yea I agree.

The Irish can't keep their money in their pockets! Too many vices.

It's the English whose butts and fists clinch up when they gotta drop a pence.

[JerseyRich]

The Irish can't keep their money in their pockets! Too many vices.

It's the English whose butts and fists clinch up when they gotta drop a pence.

Yea true. The English don't drink at all. :annoyed:

[Furtherman]

Yea true. The English don't drink at all. :annoyed:

The next round's on me, Captain Tightpants!

[JerseyRich]

The next round's on me, Captain Tightpants!

Your money's no good with me.

Mainly because it smells like sheep fecal matter.

[epo]

I concur. The English are cheap bastards.

[led37zep]

Yahoo Answers seems to have a pretty good line on it.



Whats a cheap car that is good for racing?
not much money involved. also preferably rear wheel

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
As just mentioned, there really is no such thing as "cheap racing." While it's certainly easy to spend alot on a car, the cost of sorting any car out and keeping fresh rubber and other details will make up the majority of your cost... and ultimately, you may find it cheaper staying away from a cheap car in favor of one that is already sorted out (I know of a major amateur team that recently justified spending $400k for a new factory car rather than spend the time and money to rebuild their existing car... otherwise identical to the new one, as it was "cheaper").

The other thing to consider is what class you intend to race in (ie, the earlier suggesting of building up a junkyard chasis and sticking in a Viper motor would mean you'd probably be running against modern, purpose built racers that would be dramatically faster than you, and require some pretty vast annual operating budgets as well in order to come in last). This is probably the most important consideration, and one to look at in relation to your skill as well.

All of that said, the two likely places to look would be:

Spec-Miata... older Miatas are inexpensive and available. They are also RWD imports, and excellent track cars. Also, as this is such a popular series, there are lots of racing options, and prepping an older Miata is easy as there are many packages offered that include all the needed parts, and much documentation on good setups (additionally, buying a car already outfitted isn't overly expensive and there are also many rental options).

Formula Vee is another good candidate. Also RWD and built mainly around old Bug parts and using purpose built chasis' - like the Miata, the low power means you must be a good and economical driver, but if you are, you can get some very good lap times out of these cars.

Both of these cars have large supplies of cheap parts, and the tires used in either series should last for a number of races... but still, annual operating budgets of each will probably be a few times the cost of the cars themselves (and don't skimp on your safety gear purchases... a good multilayer suit and helmet is essential, and the extra money for a HANS is something you'd never regret in the event you actually should need it!).

[Boogie in Va]

Im going to hell anyway.


http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-06/26/xin_390603261150448609639.jpg

[JerseyRich]

I concur. The English are cheap bastards.

And the worst tourists apparently... (http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1198707/Britons-voted-Europes-worst-behaved-tourists.html)

[~Katja~]

all non-english speakers
(plus canadians)

rule of thumb:

if it has an accent
it wants a discount
disagree, no country has as many sales and cheap ass products as the US.

Europeans buy quality.
They may not tip well, but that's just cause the tipping systems there are different and they need a little education on how to handle that when they visit the US.

[sailor]

I knew a multi-millionaire, Grammy award winning r&b star who ordered about $100 in food from sarge's and when asked if he wanted to add a tip onto that said "not really"

[JerseyRich]

disagree, no country has as many sales and cheap ass products as the US.

Europeans buy quality.
They may not tip well, but that's just cause the tipping systems there are different and they need a little education on how to handle that when they visit the US.

I already ready this about 4 times and I still don't see where you mock another race.

I guess I'll read it again, maybe it'll jump out at me.

[Patient zer0]

a dollar tip on a $4 purchase... thats a 25% gratuity (if my math is correct)

I didn't want to be racist.

[RhinoinMN]

Europeans buy quality.


Nice clothing and such does not make up for poor hygiene.

[Drunky McBetidont]

I knew a multi-millionaire, Grammy award winning r&b star who ordered about $100 in food from sarge's and when asked if he wanted to add a tip onto that said "not really"

he had his mind on his $ and his $ on his mind?

[RhinoinMN]

I knew a multi-millionaire, Grammy award winning r&b star who ordered about $100 in food from sarge's and when asked if he wanted to add a tip onto that said "not really"

My cousin managed a Pizza Joint that John Elway frequently had pies delivered. Never tipped.

[Drunky McBetidont]

My cousin managed a Pizza Joint that John Elway frequently had pies delivered. Never tipped.

he had his mind on his $ and his $ on his mind?

[Furtherman]

I knew a multi-millionaire, Grammy award winning r&b star who ordered about $100 in food from sarge's and when asked if he wanted to add a tip onto that said "not really"

I hate that Lionel Richie.

[~Katja~]

Nice clothing and such does not make up for poor hygiene.
well I am not gonna speak for the french, but all germans I know shower, use soap, brush their teeth and use perfume every day, I can guarantee you that some people you run into in the midwest or even trailer trash jersey parts are stinkier than Germans :)

[JerseyRich]

well I am not gonna speak for the french, but all germans I know shower, use soap, brush their teeth and use perfume every day, I can guarantee you that some people you run into in the midwest or even trailer trash jersey parts are stinkier than Germans :)


No reason to bring Jersey into this.

[topless_mike]

No reason to bring Jersey into this.

i agree.

what tha fuck you gots against jersey?

jersey represent!

fuckin y'all up.

[epo]

And the worst tourists apparently... (http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1198707/Britons-voted-Europes-worst-behaved-tourists.html)

Cheap bastards
Bad tourists
Shitty lovers

You English sure have it all!

[JerseyRich]

Cheap bastards
Bad tourists
Shitty lovers

You English sure have it all!

Don't forget Dental Health.

[MacVittie]

I wonder what the opening bid is on these.

http://images.nypl.org/index.php?id=1232775&t=w

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

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[MC Pee Pants]

Aztecs.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

well I am not gonna speak for the french, but all germans I know shower, use soap, brush their teeth and use perfume every day, I can guarantee you that some people you run into in the midwest or even trailer trash jersey parts are stinkier than Germans :)
No need to bring midwest into this.

They don't call them Germ-ans for nothing.

[topless_mike]

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"I'm rich, bitch"

[TripleSkeet]

It depends on what you call cheap. Id say black people are as cheap as you can get when it comes to tipping. If you can get a dollar out of most them consider yourself lucky. But then again if you are talking about buying shit like rims, cognac or jewelry, they have no problem spending as much as they have.

[hanso]

Potato sack race.

[zildjian361]

It Ain't me:smoke::drunk::wink:

[Jughead]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_VcTfhGrubRY/SdoDzuoEM1I/AAAAAAAAAR4/bE_6VCNaTA4/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

[IamFogHat]

Vietnamese. So cheap.

What say you?

Way to play it safe you feud failing bastard.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Human


Martians tip 180%

[JerseyRich]

Way to play it safe you feud failing bastard.

If you can prove me wrong then you are a better man than I.