Nastiest or Meanest thing you did or said to a stranger

[JohnCharles]

It can be anything.

For one, I overheard a woman in a department store with her husband (I think).

She was asking how the dress she was trying on made her look.

He was being ambivalent towards her questioning and replies of this nature came from him:

"Ok, I guess. The dress looks nice. Maybe another color"...

He was avoiding the fact that it was skin tight and she was, well, not blessed with a small frame and figure.

Walking past this, I simply said "It makes you look fat".

I heard her gasp and then she had a very sad and defeated look on her face.

That was years ago and I am sorry I did that.

[HBox]

I am sorry I did that.

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[weekapaugjz]

one time in toronto, i was the drunkest i had ever been after a concert. it was raining out and we were passing a group of asians. i reached out and grabbed their umbrella and threw it in a puddle and continued walking all without saying a word.

i have no idea what i was thinking.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> prob when i was walking on community college campus to meet up with my little brother to help him get signed up for classes (as that we all know im better than a school adviser) and some black guy was cat calling at me

"hey white girl you lookin good come over here i wanna show u somethin.....etc"
i walked over
"hey N, .....oh wait....look we're both offended now"

him and his friends were in shock as i walked into the building...
they were gone before i came back out

[TooLowBrow]

once i owed a friend money and i thought its be funny to just ball up the bills and throw them at my friend and on the floor when he asked for the money.

it wasnt funny and was just really mean. i felt so bad, immediately.

[JohnCharles]

once i owed a friend money and i thought its be funny to just ball up the bills and throw them at my friend and on the floor when he asked for the money.

it wasnt funny and was just really mean. i felt so bad, immediately.

Actually, that is kind of funny.

[TooLowBrow]

Actually, that is kind of funny.

try it.

especially surrounded by mutual friends.

at work.

its a piece of shit move.

and i was so ready to be the 'funny guy'


ps it was a girl

[Marc with a c]

one time i stole a scarf from somebody.

[TooLowBrow]

one time someone stole my scarf

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Not a thing. I'm a complete immaculate gentleman in public.

[Devo37]

some random college stuff:

- emptied a nasty garbage can into a dryer full of clothes.

- leaned a giant garbage can full of water up against someone's door, then did a knock-&-run.

[realmenhatelife]

I've never really done anything mean to anyone, but while working at Starbucks around Christmas this old guy who was a regular told this lady talking really loud on her cell phone that she was 'being so damn rude' and her response was something like 'You're so miserable, but maybe you'll die soon.'

That was pretty cold.

Also had to break up a bunch of near fist fights, one of them involving an off duty cop who called the guy in front of him 'faggot' really loud.

[sr71blackbird]

My wife was trying to wash a cat in the shower, and I tossed a bucket of ice water over the top of the glass shower doors. She screamed and the cat freaked out worse. I felt bad

[hammersavage]

My wife was trying to wash a cat in the shower

euphemism?

[sr71blackbird]

Oh wait.. A stranger.... Hmm. In high school I put a firecracker into a hollowed out cigarette and gave it to a girl that grubbed one. It blew up in her face when she lit it and fragments went into her eyes.

[DolaMight]

pay at the machine

you'd had to of been there.

[nate1000]

To a shitty old man driver: "thank god you'll be dead soon"

Behind a retarded twat at an atm, who fumbled with every piece of makeup in her purse before taking her card out of the beeping machine and moving along: "Next time, honey, bring your husband- he can help you figure it out."

To a batty broad working at a convenience store, who made me run home at the age of 30+ for ID to buy a six pack of beer: "I realize that at $4.25/hour your time is not worth much, but some of us have shit to do."

[Boogie in Va]

Had a guy cut me off for a street parking spot. I found another and went about my errands. When I came back, the guys car was still there and it had a parking ticket on it for the meter running out. I plucked the ticket and threw it in the trash.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

some 1 was on line at Shop Rite and was taking an hour to do a simple check out..

I screamed out what are you retarded.... He was kinda special


The look I got from the Cashier was awful....

[Jujubees2]

My wife was trying to wash a cat in the shower, and I tossed a bucket of ice water over the top of the glass shower doors. She screamed and the cat freaked out worse. I felt bad

Ex-wife now?

[MC Pee Pants]

rape.

[JackieJokeMan]

<font color="deeppink"> i was walking on community college campus to meet up with my little brother to help him get signed up for classes

Sorry about your retarded bro...

I hope it isn't genetic...

[Slumbag]

I was at a concert once, and this chick was talking about flashing, but she was gross. I pulled out a twenty, and said I would give it to her if she spared all of us from having to see her horrible tits.

[earthbrown]

one time in toronto, i was the drunkest i had ever been after a concert. it was raining out and we were passing a group of asians. i reached out and grabbed their umbrella and threw it in a puddle and continued walking all without saying a word.

i have no idea what i was thinking.

THAT IS PRICELESS!!!!

K

[conman823]

<font color="deeppink"> prob when i was walking on community college campus to meet up with my little brother to help him get signed up for classes (as that we all know im better than a school adviser) and some black guy was cat calling at me

"hey white girl you lookin good come over here i wanna show u somethin.....etc"
i walked over
"hey N, .....oh wait....look we're both offended now"

him and his friends were in shock as i walked into the building...
they were gone before i came back out

Thats so hot......

Sorry about your retarded bro...

I hope it isn't genetic...

Oh Jokeman, your incorrigible!

[razorboy]

One time I stole someones stolen scarf.

[boosterp]

Called a fat lady in a dress a pig in a blanket. I was made to leave the store.

[Arkbugark]

I once told called an old lady in a motorised wheel chair an old bag when she cut in front of me in a line at Wal-mart hitting me with her run away cart. Everyone in line gave me the dirty look too.
I guess she thought those ride on carts mean the right of way at all times.
Friggin old bag.

The other good one was the time I was walking by an anit-abortion ralley and said to an old lady " what do you care if someone gets an abortion you are going to be dead soon anyways" she was shocked and didnt say a word. ahahhahaha

[pittphantoms]

This girl (ROtC butch chick) was at a party I was at in college - and she was being a real bitch and ragging on my buddy all night - and throwing punches at his shoulder - jokingly but a little too hard to be a joke punch...

So she says something to me about why am I ignoring here... and I told her she was the poster child for why to abort a baby...

Turns out my buddy knocked her up and she had just aborted it days earlier...

At least she never came around again.

[biggirl]

I don't think I have even done anything mean to a stranger, at least not that I can recall. When I started dating Ryan in high school he took me to a diner for dinner. He rolled up the tip and put it inside the ketchup bottle. I thought that was kinda mean, yet kinda funny. Does that make me mean too?

[TripleSkeet]

When I was 17 me and a few friends used to buy dozens of eggs and do drive bys at night. I have to say it was some of the funniest shit Ive ever seen.

One night while making deliveries with a friend of mine that worked for a bakery, I took a stale cake from the trash and boxed it up. After the deliveries we were driving down a street and this girl had just got done work and was getting in her car, I held the cake out the window and yelled "Helllloooooo.." and she looked up just in time to get completely walloped by it. It was like watching the 3 Stooges, it couldnt have hit her more perfectly. I was laughing for weeks afterwards.

I found out later she went back into work just covered in cake and said "I dont know whether to laugh or to cry."

[joethebartender]

There are sooo many here that I can relate to....

But once I asked a girl, why the long face.... and she had one. (I still feel terrible).

[disneyspy]

There are sooo many here that I can relate to....

But once I asked a girl, why the long face.... and she had one. (I still feel terrible).

was it that chick from SEX AND THE CITY?

[disneyspy]

i once told a waitress she had small titts for a fat lady,i dont remember it but my buddays always remind me of the stuff i say when i used to drink

[CountryBob]

Riding around a country road in my friends Mom's mini-van. We were into a few brews and I got him to stop in the road. I picked up this dead, rotten smelling, bloated groundhog off the shoulder and held it out the sliding door. We took off again and I was looking for something to sling the groundhog at. Coming around a turn I saw an old lady mowing her yard - up next to the road. I slung the groundhog at her and it was perfect timing - the nasty rotting corpse nailed her right in the chest. She flipped backward and went down.
It was so funny then but I immediately felt terrible - and still do to this day.