Fake Snickers commercial lines

[Snoogans]

ok i know everyone knows, and aside from mojo, cant stand these new awful snickers commercials. Me and Kevin try to fuck with it and come up with better ones. I know you ruthless fucks could prob think of some really funny ones.

best one I thought of so far was

Paralyze your hunger with Mike Nutley.

[Kublakhan61]

http://blog.oldeenglish.org/post/146374476/this-new-snickers-ad-campaign-is-a-lot-of-fun

You might enjoy this.

[TheMojoPin]

They inspired your awesome mod quote.

And Patrick Chewing kicks ass.

RRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

conspire to murder hunger with Rae Carameluth

[Kevin]

My best is, Have your first pro contract destoryed by Master P Nut.

[Snoogans]

defibrilate your hunger with Reggie Chewis

[King Hippos Bandaid]

have your hunger stop ticking with Reggie Chewis

[Snoogans]

crash your hunger with Payne Chewart

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Test Positve for Satisfaction with Greg Nougaynous

[Snoogans]

Test Positve for Satisfaction with Greg Nougaynous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Crash your hunger with Thurman Munchson

[disneyspy]

feed your hunger with joey chestnut

[Snoogans]

feed your hunger with joey chestnut

do you even get the joke?

[disneyspy]

do you even get the joke?

nathans hotdog eating champ,and its stupid,i agree

[King Hippos Bandaid]

do you even get the joke?


killing hunger like he killed this thread Dispeanut Spy

[Snoogans]

nathans hotdog eating champ,and its stupid,i agree

i didnt ask you to explain your joke. I asked if you got the joke of this thread. Obviously all you got was failure

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Crashing the Hunger Copter with Chewy Lidle

[disneyspy]

i didnt ask you to explain your joke. I asked if you got the joke of this thread. Obviously all you got was failure

turn your hunger into hack posts with rich buttery snoogets

[King Hippos Bandaid]

have hunger commit suicide with Donnie Moorunch

[Kevin]

Disney, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ROMOING UP THIS BIT!???

THANK YOU!

[STC-Dub]

Kill the dogs of hunger with Michael Vickachewous.

[barjockey]

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/7/23/15/fake-funnier-snickers-ads-21438-1248376976-11.jpg

[barjockey]

I know these are someone else's creation but its kinda funny

http://www.oldeenglish.org/tumblr/uploads/snickers-bitler-small.jpg

[jauble]

Hank Gathers more flavor, Enlarge your hunger.

[jauble]

Snickers, no matter where you are share the Till with every Man, even if they are shooting at you.

[Kevin]

You guys are all terrible at this.

[jauble]

You guys are all terrible at this.

I've yet to see you try to get a Pat Tillman joke in. This was easier with wrestlers.

[barjockey]

I've yet to see you try to get a Pat Tillman joke in. This was easier with wrestlers.

I STINK!! All this snickers talk has made me hungry.

[TheMojoPin]

All you guys have done is prove how brilliant these commercials are with your failures.

[jauble]

Mojo has a Bias towards snickers.

[TheMojoPin]

Ugh, no. I hate them. 3 Musketeers or Milky Way for me.

[jauble]

Ugh, no. I hate them. 3 Musketeers or Milky Way for me.

boooo

[King Hippos Bandaid]

all of my snickerisms were Gems


you are welcome Mojo,

[Dude!]

Snickers, no matter where you are share the Till with every Man, even if they are shooting at you.

dude...
way too long
think snappy
bada-bing style

[PapaBear]

dude...
way too long
think snappy
bada-bing style
Why did you quote jauble, then talk to yourself?

[jauble]

dude...
way too long
think snappy
bada-bing style

good point die tragically for candy.

[jauble]

The good people of Snickers Max figured they Odom some more flavor.

[DiabloSammich]

Take a lead pipe to hunger's kneecap with Tonya Starving and Jeff Gichewly.

[jauble]

How mean are we going on this?

[DiabloSammich]

Do it.

[jauble]

Do it.

People float better in salt water right?

[DiabloSammich]

People float better in salt water right?



Yes. They say it's impossible to drown in the Dead Sea because of the high salt content.


I like where this is heading.

[jauble]

Seth Fraughton, 17, team captain and star running back at Viewmont, drowned at Bear Lake in August. He lived in Centerville and would have been a senior.

mock my non kid jokes.

[Dude!]

drown your hunger with a snickers kannnedy bar

[barjockey]

drown your hunger with a snickers kannnedy bar

:clap:

In the Chocolate "Chip"aquiddick :wink: