Gvac: Portrait Of A Serial Killer

[The Blowhard]

You can fool everyone else here Gvac, but if they only knew what I knew. I think you better pack up and leave Jersey now, or I will contact the authorities. Start packing now!

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[Gvac]

You don't have to tell me twice...I'm outta here!

See ya, and take it easy, Clarkie!

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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster for this masterpiece!

[IkeaBoy]

if the authorities are closing in, you're a lame serial killer

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[Supervixen]

stay around! I have a serial killer fetish.

Did you know you can tell by a childs handwriting wether they are likely to become a serial killer or not?

*Baby Anna does NOT like sig pics ! BAH!*
<3 shoot me- my boyfriends popular <3

[IkeaBoy]

Did you know you can tell by a childs handwriting wether they are likely to become a serial killer or not?really? how so. And if the answer is "he writes 'kill people'" with his Crayolas you'll come face to face with your...fetish.

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[NurseMira]

I knew there was something wrong with GVAC all along. I asked him for ID once and like 15 fell out of his wallet with all different names...it was wierd. Then all of a sudden he reached into his pocket and a fake moustache fell out. Finally, we were walking back to his car and I saw a dead McDonalds employee in his trunk. When I got in there were all these hamburger wrappers everywhere and Super-sized cups glued to the ceiling of his car. When I asked if we can stop there and get something to eat he starting twitching....that's when I left. As for the dead employee...I never saw the body again.

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**I wait up in the dark for you to speak to me...I'll open up....release me**

[Supervixen]

really? how so. And if the answer is "he writes 'kill people'" with his Crayolas you'll come face to face with your...fetish.


It has to do with the circles and the way he forms his letters. Ill try to find where I heard that and post it- its really interesting an makes you look twice at your first grade book reports

*Baby Anna does NOT like sig pics ! BAH!*
<3 shoot me- my boyfriends popular <3

[impactplayer2k1]

I remember we i rode with him to jeff's for new years. he had rope in the back of his van. When i ask what he was going to do with it, he said not to worry. I should have thought otherwise.

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AOL IM at IMPACTPLAYER 2K1.

[gone]

he once tried to convince me to go fishing with him.. then i though about all that fishing line... i had to back out..

thanks to skidmark for this sig.**kisses** to my AG1247.. arg i hate this status!
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[IkeaBoy]

In my trunk is an overnight bag I got from Jean-Paul Gautier.

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[JerryTaker]

In my trunk is an overnight bag I got from Jean-Paul Gautier


By the way, where is Paul Allen, anyway? I haven't seen him in a while...
He had a really nice business card, watermark and everything...

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"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[IkeaBoy]

By the way, where is Paul Allen, anyway?Last I heard he went to England, his lawyer met with him twice.

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[JustJon]

Did you know you can tell by a childs handwriting wether they are likely to become a serial killer or not?
I still write like a child. Does that count for anything?

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[IrishAlkey]

I let him tie me up all the time. He's never hurt me.

Figment stole my sig!

[Captain Rooster]

HELP ME! I am posting from a well in Gvac's basement!

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They heard the hum of our motors, and counted the rotors. They waited for us to arrive.
Yet we would all go down together!

[IrishAlkey]

HELP ME! I am posting from a well in Gvac's basement!

We're sending our love down the well...


Figment stole my sig!

[The mighty Thor]

I don't blame Gvac for killing
the McDonalds employee. Just
imagine all the people they
kill serving that crap!
But the cups on the ceiling is
wierd dude, I think you need
help Gvac!



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[Supervixen]

By the way, where is Paul Allen, anyway? I haven't seen him in a while...
He had a really nice business card, watermark and everything...


I ran into him and Gvac at Dorsia.

btw- heres that study I was talking about...


http://www.handwriting.org/archives/98jan_01.htmlhttp://www.handwriting.org/archives/98jan_01.html


*Baby Anna does NOT like sig pics ! BAH!*
<3 shoot me- my boyfriends popular <3

[IrishAlkey]

I ran into him and Gvac at Dorsia.

Damn, how did you get reservations at Dorsia?



Figment stole my sig!

[IkeaBoy]

Damn, how did you get reservations at Dorsia?Nobody goes there anymore.

and wasn't Paul Allen with Marcus?

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[Zipgun]

I dunno, as long as I kept putting lotion on whenever he told me, he was really sweet and gentle. He even let me play with his little doggie. I think he's the bestest in the whole wide world.

I love you GVAC. You're swell.

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[Pootertoot]

I plan on keeping my child's hands on my cock, that way I'll never know if they're a serial killer by their handwriting.

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Censored, Because I'm a Responsible Moderator, who fucks children in the ass.

[Jennitalia]

I still write like a child. Does that count for anything?



nah, cuz you still do everything like a child ;)

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[IrishAlkey]

I plan on keeping my child's hands on my cock, that way I'll never know if they're a serial killer by their handwriting.

Don't have more than two kids.
I know what you're packin'.


Figment stole my sig!

[IkeaBoy]

nah, cuz you still do everything like a child you mean to show he likes you he punches you really hard?

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[Supervixen]

Nobody goes there anymore.


right.

would you like to come over and listen to the new genesis? I feel Phil collins has really expanded his musical mind set since his early days. The new contemporary rock hes producing has much more mellow yet in depth sound than some of the newer artists on the scene today.


weve really killed this joke.

*Baby Anna does NOT like sig pics ! BAH!*
<3 shoot me- my boyfriends popular <3

[JustJon]

I saw Gvac at Barcadia, but of course I was better dressed and had a better table.

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[Se7en]

I hired Gvac to be a clown at my nephew's birthday party.

And little Timmy went missing shortly afterwards....hmm....

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WWFallon = YOUR Emperor of Kings!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[IkeaBoy]

does gvac have a penchant for Oliver People's glasses and Valentino suits? And Anna, clever Anna, did you know that Whitney Houston's Debut LP called simply Whitney Houston had four number one singles on it? it's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. The Greatest Love of All is one of the best most powerful songs ever written about self preservation and dignity. It's universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope its not too late to better ourselves. Since it's impossible in this world to emphasize with others, we can always emphasize with our selves. an important message- crucial really and its beautifully stated on the album.

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[JerryTaker]

weve really killed this joke.

We certainly have, so if you'll excuse me, I have to go return some videotapes...

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"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[Supervixen]

And Anna, clever Anna, did you know that Whitney Houston's Debut LP called simply Whitney Houston had four number one singles on it? it's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. The Greatest Love of All is one of the best most powerful songs ever written about self preservation and dignity. It's universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope its not too late to better ourselves. Since it's impossible in this world to emphasize with others, we can always emphasize with our selves. an important message- crucial really and its beautifully stated on the album.


God Damn now Im all turned on again.

*Baby Anna does NOT like sig pics ! BAH!*
<3 shoot me- my boyfriends popular <3

[IkeaBoy]

God Damn now Im all turned on again. Shame about your boyfriend, isn't it then...

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-22-02 @ 1:54 PM