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ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:04 PM
Whatcha got?

TooLowBrow
09-09-2009, 04:06 PM
first post count milestone

second post count milestone...

etc

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:08 PM
first post count milestone

second post count milestone...

etc

I like it.

GregoryJoseph
09-09-2009, 04:09 PM
Are you suggesting that "Dot Commando" and "Rude And Rude" are no longer relevant?

If so, you are correct.

razorboy
09-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Post whore
Big Ass Post Whore
Pee In My Post Whore

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:12 PM
I was thinking of derogatory titles for posts past 5k.

10k is missing something angry.

15k needs to be about post whoring

20k needs to be silly

25k needs to be depressing

30k has to be creepy

nothing until 40k then.

40k + should be a Mojo attack.

spoon
09-09-2009, 04:14 PM
I suggested this years ago too. Just expect nothing as per the norm here unless you mention twitter or comic books. Then you get a whole new forum.

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:18 PM
I suggested this years ago too. Just expect nothing as per the norm here unless you mention twitter or comic books. Then you get a whole new forum.

Imagine all the posters that would come back if there was a twitter forum.

razorboy
09-09-2009, 04:19 PM
Imagine all the posters that would come back if there was a twitter forum.

None?

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:21 PM
None?

yeah.

lego boy has forsaken us, forever.

hammersavage
09-09-2009, 04:22 PM
Under 1,000 should be Baby Snoots

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Under 1,000 should be Baby Snoots

along with a forced avatar of the baby with a boner.

hammersavage
09-09-2009, 04:27 PM
along with a forced avatar of the baby with a boner.

don't have to force me

GregoryJoseph
09-09-2009, 04:27 PM
yeah.

lego boy has forsaken us, forever.

Someone made the Twitter bird out of Legos.

You don't think...?


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/LegoTwitterBird.jpg

furie
09-09-2009, 04:29 PM
15K = Furie-tastic!

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:29 PM
It is certain.

spoon
09-09-2009, 04:29 PM
Imagine all the posters that would come back if there was a twitter forum.

About the same amount that came back for the comic book forum (010101010101010s).

Furtherman
09-09-2009, 04:31 PM
The highest should be knickknack.

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:32 PM
About the same amount that came back for the comic book forum (010101010101010s).

The wrestling forum brought back 3 people.

spoon
09-09-2009, 04:33 PM
The highest should be knickknack.

Speaking of milestone posting, look who is only 21 from 20k!!

I say we come up with a 20k one right here, right now in honor of the F-man!!!

Fire away!

hammersavage
09-09-2009, 04:33 PM
Speaking of milestone posting, look who is only 21 from 20k!!

I say we come up with a 20k one right here, right now in honor of the F-man!!!

Fire away!

Philly Douchebag

spoon
09-09-2009, 04:34 PM
The wrestling forum brought back 3 people.

Come on, that forum is Fallon talking to himself 24/7.

spoon
09-09-2009, 04:34 PM
Philly Douchebag

Dog Beaters!

JerseyRich
09-09-2009, 04:35 PM
Speaking of milestone posting, look who is only 21 from 20k!!

I say we come up with a 20k one right here, right now in honor of the F-man!!!

Fire away!

Faggot.

spoon
09-09-2009, 04:35 PM
Dog Beaters!

Mummertime!

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:35 PM
Fuck cheesesteaks.

spoon
09-09-2009, 04:36 PM
Faggot.

Nah, that's the 40k in honor of mojo already.

And it's Kansas City Faggots!

Hottub
09-09-2009, 04:36 PM
Speaking of milestone posting, look who is only 21 from 20k!!

I say we come up with a 20k one right here, right now in honor of the F-man!!!

Fire away!

Santa Hating cunt.

hammersavage
09-09-2009, 04:36 PM
Unsightly Bearder


That could be named after Rich too

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Wannabee fancy man

JerseyRich
09-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Smelly Dentures Wearing Jew.

hammersavage
09-09-2009, 04:38 PM
Smelly Dentures Wearing Jew.

5k=e-Gangster

disneyspy
09-09-2009, 04:41 PM
under100-troll
under1000-fuckstick
under 10,000-fuckstick troll

~Katja~
09-09-2009, 04:42 PM
I think around 5k everybody should become an annoying broad

razorboy
09-09-2009, 04:43 PM
Fuck cheesesteaks.

Let's leave Fezzie out of this.

EliSnow
09-09-2009, 04:43 PM
under100-troll
under1000-fuckstick
under 10,000-fuckstick troll

Under 100 - "Spamming Troll" or "Trolling Spammer"
Under 1000 - Board Character

I'll have to think on the remainder.

disneyspy
09-09-2009, 04:44 PM
I think around 5k everybody should become an annoying broad

again,leave fez out of this

Furtherman
09-09-2009, 04:44 PM
Hahahaha... How about Serial Replyer Killer With A List And Hammer Is First.

razorboy
09-09-2009, 04:45 PM
Under 100 - "Spamming Troll" or "Trolling Spammer"
Under 1000 - Board Character

I'll have to think on the remainder.

I guess I shouldn't be quoting you.

Freakshow
09-09-2009, 04:45 PM
I think around 5k everybody should become an annoying broad

but what about post count statuses?


500 - Larry Bowa
1000 - Cole Hamels
5000 - Mike Schmidt
10000 - Showboating Pete
25000 - Lefty

EliSnow
09-09-2009, 04:45 PM
I think around 30 years old everybody become an annoying broad

Channeling Gvac

hammersavage
09-09-2009, 04:46 PM
Hahahaha... How about Serial Replyer Killer With A List And Hammer Is First.

is that a shot at farthammer? what did he do?

ToiletCrusher
09-09-2009, 04:47 PM
26,999 - quitter

Furtherman
09-09-2009, 04:47 PM
Freakshow has the right idea.

Although we gotta fit a McBride in there. Maybe a Von Hayes.

Furtherman
09-09-2009, 04:49 PM
is that a shot at farthammer? what did he do?

He farted on my hammer!

That hammer really tied the bench together.

razorboy
09-09-2009, 04:50 PM
but what about post count statuses?


500 - Larry Bowa
1000 - Cole Hamels
5000 - Mike Schmidt
10000 - Showboating Pete
25000 - Lefty

If we're counting them as annoying broads, how about

500 - Tim McCarver
1000 - Tim McCarver
5000 - Tim McCarver
10000 - Tim McCarver
25000 - Tim McCarver.

~Katja~
09-09-2009, 04:51 PM
again,leave fez out of this
stop feeding into his paranoia, Ron!

sr71blackbird
09-09-2009, 06:38 PM
Gvacian 10k plus
mojoian 30k plus

~Katja~
09-09-2009, 06:52 PM
mojoian 30k plus
that should happen at 40k and then automatically reset your post count to 0

Crossweird
09-09-2009, 06:53 PM
Milestones:

1-5000: Lost my job
5001-10000: Lost my friends
10001-100000: Lost my spouse
100000+: Lost my sanity

spoon
09-09-2009, 07:05 PM
Milestones:

1-5000: Lost my job
5001-10000: Lost my friends
10001-100000: Lost my spouse
100000+: Lost my sanity

As if 90% here ever had any of those things.

PapaBear
09-09-2009, 07:28 PM
At 20 posts you get "Not a Spammer".
At 100 posts you get "Didn't sign up just to bash people I don't like on the show."

razorboy
09-09-2009, 07:33 PM
At 20 posts you get "Not a Spammer".
At 100 posts you get "Didn't sign up just to bash people I don't like on the show."

At 5,000 posts you should get "intentionally causing trouble".

Not A Spammer
09-09-2009, 07:35 PM
At 20 posts you get "Not a Spammer".
At 100 posts you get "Didn't sign up just to bash people I don't like on the show."

Great idea!!!

Want sneakers for cheap?

razorboy
09-09-2009, 07:37 PM
Great idea!!!

Want sneakers for cheap?

You got any penis pills? You know, for my "friend".