I just got sucker punched!

[joethebartender]

I just got "sucker punched". All the hit did was turn my head. This happened outside of a place where shit like this doesn't happen. A friend wrapped up the guy and started running him into the ground after I got hit (the friend's a tough guy marine), but I never got to reciprocate.

The guy started asking If I knew who he was... so I said yes... I saw his ad in the back of the village voice as Fred Garvin, "male prostitute". His GF started to ask if I called her a prostitute and I said "no" I was calling him a prostitute. They had drama going on inside and I asked if they would find another spot to continue their drama, rather than my little corner of suburbia... I look away and BANG!...right to the jaw!

Should I have punched him back?

I am getting old?

Even after many congratulations for keeping "cool" I felt like fighting...

[spoon]

What a coward, but I'm impressed you held off. I can tell you it would have gotten ugly quick if it happened to me or I was with you. I absolutely hate douches like that. He basically took his drama issue out on you. Karma needs to hit this clown, looking or not.

[PapaBear]

Did you say the Fred Garvin line with the proper pauses? Timing is very important.

[razorboy]

Stop hanging out around LeGarrette Blount.

[joethebartender]

That's exactly what happened... his drama, all of a sudden, was directed at me! I did f' with him on the male prostitute thing, but his girl kept at it. He swore he was on the phone to get his "boys" there...but by then cops were everywhere! Like 5 cars!

I just wanted to hit him back... once!... to see if he still wanted to trade punches.

[joethebartender]

Did you say the Fred Garvin line with the proper pauses? Timing is very important.

I did... even did the head turn to my dismay!

[tele7]

Does AJ Benza live in New Jersey?

There's nothing more cowardly than a sucker-punch. I hope that Marine beat the living snot out of him!

[joethebartender]

Does AJ Benza live in New Jersey?

There's nothing more cowardly than a sucker-punch. I hope that Marine beat the living snot out of him!

Yes, this happened in NJ. Yes, the Marine fucked him up and gave him a gravel beard. But I did not take a role in any of it. (that's my moral connundrum)!

[tele7]

Yes, this happened in NJ. Yes, the Marine fucked him up and gave him a gravel beard. But I did not take a role in any of it. (that's my moral connundrum)!

Well, from the sound of things, it seems like maybe you were too startled to retaliate immediately. I may be wrong though. If you had seen the punch coming I'm sure you would've defended yourself.

[joethebartender]

Well, from the sound of things, it seems like maybe you were too startled to retaliate immediately. I may be wrong though. If you had seen the punch coming I'm sure you would've defended yourself.

I threw a quick non-connecting overhand while he got dragged out... so startled, no. Left there while others wanted to fight for me...yes.

[spoon]

Love you Joe, but this had to be done buddy!

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Last call assholes!

[jauble]

How is joeybadass?

[TripleSkeet]

Ive got a pretty long fuse for putting up with bullshit at a bar, but the minute someone tries to sucker punch me, you may as well call the bouncers because its gonna take at least 3 of them to pull me off the guy. Nothing sets me off quicker then that shit.

[NateCantDance]

I'm too lazy to come up with a clever line to accompany this Sucker Punch gif. Enjoy anyway.

http://i26.tinypic.com/n6c4mw.gif

[spoon]

I'm too lazy to come up with a clever line to accompany this Sucker Punch gif. Enjoy anyway.

http://i26.tinypic.com/n6c4mw.gif

The only problem with that one is they're both douches. That guy (who got popped) came over to bust a guy's balls who had the worst game of his career in a bad loss and turned away. Not only is that a dick move, it's stupid.