Thank God Jesus is Gone

[HBox]

Preachy prick.

[SatCam]

Preachy prick.

Wow, am I missing a joke?

[instrument]

Don't feel bad "joke" is highly subjective here.

[foodcourtdruide]

Wow, am I missing a joke?

Haha, I was less offended by this thread than the Jimmy Carter one. I'm such a liberal asshole.

[spoon]

I hear he's coming back. Any day now...any day.

Palin sees him from her porch swing.

[Freakshow]

I hear he's coming back. Any day now...any day.


Jesus is coming. Look busy.

[A.J.]

I hear he's coming back. Any day now...any day.

Palin sees him from her porch swing.

Jesus is Russian?

[Snoogans]

Who gives a shit about him, he couldnt even hit a curve ball. Not like this guy:

http://www.eteamz.com/Finnegans/images/jobu2.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/FingerPointMoon-1.jpg

[Snoogans]

si si peeeedro

[epo]

I hear he's coming back. Any day now...any day.

Palin sees him from her porch swing.

Doesn't she have enough to do with her responsibilities of watching Putin?

[Crispy123]

Jesus isnt gone. He comes to my house every Thursday to cut my grass.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I saw him at the bowling alley last night.

http://www.fileitunder.com/uploaded_images/the_jesus-787564.gif

[Crispy123]

Dont fuck with the Jesus!

[Snoogans]

Jesus?

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/thereplacements/images/shanefalco.jpg

[cougarjake13]

he goes by the name hey zues and puts hub caps on cars

[dino_electropolis]

Yeaaaaaah!


its fun and super cool to make fun of a man who preached peace!

Lets get a ghandi and MLK thread started to keep the fun going!!


Yeaaaaaah!

[Snoogans]

he goes by the name hey zues and puts hub caps on cars

Hey, Zeus
http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/SamuelLJackson_DieHardVengeance2.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

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[Drunky McBetidont]

this one is more fitting.

jesus loves you the best

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[SatCam]

Lets get a ghandi and MLK thread started to keep the fun going!!

absolutely not.

[hanso]

Thank God Jesus is Gone
The title struck me as truth. (or was it his own doing)? Think about it.
Anyhoo can we post funny Jesus pics here now?

[DarkHippie]

Jesus wasnt much of a preacher, he just told stories.

Just sayin

[DiabloSammich]

Jesus isnt gone. He comes to my house every Thursday to cut my grass.




By the way, we haven't received payment for last month. Please remit at your earliest opportunity.

[hanso]

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01011/28/33/1011163382_l.gif
<font size="5"> Jesus Loves You and L.S.D. too </font>

[tileslinger]

I don't get it but... then again I rarely do.
I did enjoy listening to the Dead tunes though.
Jesus fed 5000 with a loaf of bread and 2 fish.
Top that.

[keithy_19]

I really am glad that they blew up thos Buddha statues in Afghanistan! Effing Buddhist's always talking about killing others and making people just feel awful!

[Freakshow]

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called 'wicked' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...

I forgot.

But the point is...

I forgot.

Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car."

[A.J.]

Jesus fed 5000 with a loaf of bread and 2 fish.
Top that.

He turned water into wine. I want to party with Him.

[hanso]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n3/halljea/Jesusthong.jpg

[hanso]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/mistressfury/jesuspimp.jpg
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p127/Uncrunkable/damn.jpg
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8217/jesussaveswalmart20051211170335rn4.jpg

[Recyclerz]

Jesus died for somebody's sins
but not H-Box's

[beachbum]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn250/edisaacs/18654419731.jpg

[landarch]

he goes by the name hey zues and puts hub caps on cars

Puts them on, or takes them off really quickly and runs away with them?

[hanso]

http://jasonhenle.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/scott_stapp_list_view1.jpg?w=306&h=465

[TheMojoPin]

His will is plain to feel.