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mikeyboy
09-02-2009, 12:25 PM
I'm making pork chops tonight. Anyone have a good recipe?

Dude!
09-02-2009, 12:26 PM
you people can't eat pork

mikeyboy
09-02-2009, 12:28 PM
Fake jews and fake Puerto Ricans can both eat pork.

Furtherman
09-02-2009, 12:30 PM
you people can't eat pork

He's Puerto Rican, not Jewish. Get your bits right!



Just serve them with applesauce, that'll will be swell.

Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 12:31 PM
Fake jews and fake Puerto Ricans can both eat pork.

what about fake dominicans?


i like to use the quick and easy marinade, 1/3 oil, 1/3 soy sauce, 1/3 cup brown sugar, little lemon juice, lil salt, some diced garlic. 1/3 cup water. broil till meat is white (about 10 min / side) i use a foreman so it is a little faster

and yeah, ferdinand is right, apple sauce is perfet side. with a nice salad

it is easy and never fails


http://rlv.zcache.com/pork_chops_applesauce_tshirt-p235270438857297190trlf_400.jpg

biggestmexi
09-02-2009, 12:31 PM
He's Puerto Rican, not Jewish. Get your bits right!



Just serve them with applesauce, that'll will be swell.

i would suggest cooking them first though.

bigtim666
09-02-2009, 12:32 PM
i fry them in butter and garlic for about ten minutes a side, then put them in the oven almost totally submerged in pork gravy for about 45 minutes at 350. i enjoy them that way

Chigworthy
09-02-2009, 12:34 PM
Put some apple butter on that mu'fucka n' shit.
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spoon
09-02-2009, 12:36 PM
his daughter is pro dominican

and add it to a grill with hot sauce = done (along with furtherman's applesauce that is)

TooLowBrow
09-02-2009, 12:39 PM
i had the best pork chop at little owl

eat out

underdog
09-02-2009, 12:43 PM
When my wife cooks them, she uses this amazing, spicy rub and then cooks them on the cast iron grille pan. they're fantastic.

Farmer Dave
09-02-2009, 02:21 PM
If you're cooking them with a high heat, just don't over cook them. How thick are they?

Gvac
09-02-2009, 02:24 PM
Pork chops suck.

Most overrated food ever.

razorboy
09-02-2009, 02:25 PM
Summer camp food.

ShowerBench
09-02-2009, 02:26 PM
3 minutes in the microwave

Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 02:28 PM
3 minutes in the microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. yum.

razorboy
09-02-2009, 02:29 PM
3 minutes in the microwave

Pork chops, or babies?

hanso
09-02-2009, 03:08 PM
honey dijon mustard

jauble
09-02-2009, 03:20 PM
Butterfly, put apple slices and feta on top after the first side side is done.

ShowerBench
09-02-2009, 03:44 PM
Pork chops, or babies?

a common source of confusion - three minutes vs three minutes after it stops crying

ShowerBench
09-02-2009, 03:45 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. yum.

I'm kind of a food snob

JPMNICK
09-02-2009, 03:52 PM
put your oven on 350

put olive oil in a small bowl, FINELY chop 5-6 cloves of garlic, put it in the oil with like 3 tablespoons of chopped fresh sage and the same amount of rosemary. you can use the dried shit if you hate your family. also put in a table spoon of sea salt and mash it all together.

rub that on the chops, get a stainless steel pan with some sides on it get it nice and hot. put the chops in for like 3 mins on each side so they get browned. transfer them into something to finish them in the oven for 15 mins

while the chops are in the over, put some shallots in the pan. let them sit for a couple mins then deglaze with like 1/2 cup of white wine

after it reduces put in like 3/4 -1 cup of chicken broth. let that reduce in half, put in a tablespoon of good basalmic vinegar and 3/4 cup of calamata olives cut in half. the olives are the key here.

and when the chops are done put them in back into the sauce.

A.J.
09-03-2009, 03:02 AM
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yojimbo7248
09-03-2009, 03:05 AM
just make sure to serve it with applesauce

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El Mudo
09-03-2009, 03:36 AM
My chick uses a curry based marinade that is just flat out amazing.

aceofspades7
09-03-2009, 05:46 AM
mikeyboy - not sure if you have a grill in manhattan but you could probably improvise with a pan

we make this all of the time - they are great

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Beer-Brined-Grilled-Pork-Chops-105298

King Hippos Bandaid
09-03-2009, 05:58 AM
I just used my BBQ for the first time and made some boneless pork chops. (weep I finally have a backyard and a grill)


I used this BBQ Sauce dry rub from Pampered Chef along with some salt and cracked pepper andded some Worcestershire Sauce and a few other ingredients and made a marinade....

lets them soak during my work day and threw them on the grill

they were deeelish

yojimbo7248
09-03-2009, 05:59 AM
why is this thread full of jews? do any of you have any respect for your religion?

King Hippos Bandaid
09-03-2009, 06:05 AM
why is this thread full of jews? do any of you have any respect for your religion?


I''m 50% Jewish/Catholic (Italian), plus married to a catholic wife


you know what I'll stop with the excuses, I love PORK, no religion will ever tell me what I can and can not eat......


If the Jews decide that you are forced to leave if you eat pork, bye bye Judaism

maybe then I wont have reindeer shit on my roof while Santa visits the catholic kids

A.J.
09-03-2009, 08:03 AM
The pork chop entree they served for lunch today was quite good: lightly breaded and baked.

Dude!
09-03-2009, 08:07 AM
The pork chop entree they served for lunch today was quite good: lightly breaded and baked.

what kind of person has already
finished lunch by 12:03 p.m.?

A.J.
09-03-2009, 08:23 AM
what kind of person has already
finished lunch by 12:03 p.m.?

A person who gets into work at 0600.

lleeder
09-03-2009, 08:24 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bzekAoI1L._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-6,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

so good and easy.
for a stay at home mom like myself very quick and easy

Dude!
09-03-2009, 08:53 AM
so good and easy.
for a stay at home mom like myself very quick and easy

and i helped!

underdog
09-03-2009, 08:59 AM
The pork chop entree they served for lunch today was quite good: lightly breaded and baked.

They serve lunch in the moderators lounge?

A.J.
09-03-2009, 09:21 AM
They serve lunch in the moderators lounge?

Why do you think Mikeyboy is looking for recipes all of a sudden?