View Full Version : Best Sport for Fat People.........
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:20 PM
The easy answer is bowling or golf, but I think that Fat People are most sucessfull at the OL and DL in football
Soccer is not even on the poll because a fat dude would suffer a heart attack 9 minutes into the first game
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:23 PM
Sleeping.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:23 PM
memory regressing
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:25 PM
Competitive hospitalization.
Dude!
09-02-2009, 12:26 PM
rolling in flour
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:26 PM
Wheezing
RhinoinMN
09-02-2009, 12:27 PM
The easy answer is bowling or golf, but I think that Fat People are most sucessfull at the OL and DL in football
Soccer is not even on the poll because a fat dude would suffer a heart attack 9 minutes into the first game
I don't consider OL and DL "Fat" people cuz they can fuck shit up.
Most "overweight" bowlers are just butter balls.
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 12:28 PM
Angeoplasting
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:28 PM
I don't consider OL and DL "Fat" people cuz they can fuck shit up.
Most "overweight" bowlers are just butter balls.
sir we are forced to run with the bit
competitive farting
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:29 PM
Ice cream carton curling
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:30 PM
Attending prom aloneing
RhinoinMN
09-02-2009, 12:30 PM
consecutive tit bouncing.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:31 PM
LARPing
RhinoinMN
09-02-2009, 12:31 PM
xtra airline ticket purchasing.
How many seats will that one need? Place your bets!
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 12:31 PM
That one in England where they roll down a hill after a wheel of cheese.
spoon
09-02-2009, 12:31 PM
Ha! I'd love to see hockey. I guess krivacrossof in net counts?
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:32 PM
MTV True Life episoding.
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 12:33 PM
sittin and sweatin
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:33 PM
cruising
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 12:34 PM
messageboardin
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:34 PM
eating 2 dinnersing
TheGameHHH
09-02-2009, 12:34 PM
Mouth Breathing
message boarding
traveling virus following
wii bowling
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 12:35 PM
World of warcrafting
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:35 PM
gastric bypassing
brettmojo
09-02-2009, 12:35 PM
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa318/ddtp/Vader.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:36 PM
Ha! I'd love to see hockey. I guess krivacrossof in net counts?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/320850979_e782c9e84a.jpg?v=0
the fat Mario from NES Ice Hockey
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 12:36 PM
Chin counting
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:36 PM
Rascaling and Hoverounding.
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:36 PM
.net posting
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 12:37 PM
Leaning
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:37 PM
Oxygen tanking.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:37 PM
lonely friday nighting
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 12:38 PM
Living in Michigan
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 12:38 PM
staten island living
brettmojo
09-02-2009, 12:38 PM
Motocross.
http://www.utahmotorcycleriders.com/Pictures/crazy_fatguy-littlescooter.jpg
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 12:39 PM
staten island living
Nice try grandpa. Your gonna have to type faster than that!
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:39 PM
embarrassing
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 12:39 PM
Living in Michigan
the fat ugly ones all moved to new jersey to meet their e-love hookups
RhinoinMN
09-02-2009, 12:39 PM
Motocross.
http://www.utahmotorcycleriders.com/Pictures/crazy_fatguy-littlescooter.jpg
That is just Bob Kelley on his Vespa.
mikeyboy
09-02-2009, 12:40 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4485
brettmojo
09-02-2009, 12:40 PM
http://www.madnessletters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-cubs-fan.jpg
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:40 PM
diving board breaking
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:41 PM
Heart diseasing.
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 12:41 PM
lawn chair destroying
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:42 PM
Triple bypass jump
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 12:43 PM
god i wish rnf would do this topic when they get back. hippo, tell randy to email em, they listen to him.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:44 PM
Buffet bankrupting.
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 12:47 PM
competetive shitting?
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:47 PM
back of neck hot dog packeting
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:47 PM
Notre Dame head coaching.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:47 PM
last resort fucking
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:48 PM
comedy pyramid
comedy pyramid
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 12:48 PM
date raping
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:49 PM
Custom motorcycle building.
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:51 PM
getting over Britney Spearsing
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:51 PM
mistakenly kept against their will at a zooing
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:52 PM
Cannonballing.
Rockvillejoe
09-02-2009, 12:53 PM
No bullshit:
Go to a triathlon. It's amazing how many fat, overweight people are swimming a mile, bike 26 miles, and run a 10k
I'm not talking chubby. I'm talking big big folks.
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:53 PM
bass playing
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:54 PM
hot friend cockblocking
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:54 PM
comedy pyramid
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:54 PM
Alberting.
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 12:56 PM
sharting? skidmarking?
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:56 PM
Sofa ruining.
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 12:56 PM
sweating
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:58 PM
stampeding
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 12:58 PM
Cannonballing.
TRUTH BOMB!!!
that is the truth. the mother fucking truth.
and beer chugging
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:58 PM
high heel breaking
Ice Cream Man Chasing
Oxygen Tank on Nose Wearing
mikeyboy
09-02-2009, 12:58 PM
wiping with a rag on a stick
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 12:58 PM
on a personal note: SHOTGUNNING!!!!
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 12:58 PM
great personality if you got to know hering
razorboy
09-02-2009, 12:59 PM
Bill Swerski's Superfanning.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:00 PM
Oxygen Tank on Nose Wearing
Repeating.
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:00 PM
taking up two seats on the PATHing.
Meataball23
09-02-2009, 01:02 PM
taking up two seats on the PATHing.
Hate those people
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:02 PM
getting lifted on to a flatbed truck after the firemen cut a hole in the side of your housing.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:02 PM
Plumbing.
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 01:02 PM
World of warcrafting
http://www.artfulgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/wow-jenkins.jpg
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:03 PM
seriously, she's funny, you would like hering
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:03 PM
being the target of disdain in a Spielberg filming.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:04 PM
fine, you know what? just be a superficial asshole then. somebody else will be lucky to have hering
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:04 PM
seeing how many weapons you can hide in your rolling.
spoon
09-02-2009, 01:04 PM
bob kelly mopeds
http://www.utahmotorcycleriders.com/Pictures/crazy_fatguy-littlescooter.jpg
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 01:05 PM
being the target of disdain in a filming.
.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:05 PM
Sleep apneaing.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:05 PM
comedy pyramid
comedy pyramid
comedy pyramid
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:06 PM
terrible seesaw partnering
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:06 PM
jaba the hutting?
That's George Lucas, who is one of the participants in the sport of Filling in for George Lucas' neck fatting.
mikeyboy
09-02-2009, 01:07 PM
sweating while eating
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:07 PM
Type two diabetesing.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:08 PM
Type two diabetesing.
that's gotta be close to the peak
spoon
09-02-2009, 01:08 PM
Hell, they were good in this one.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Icehockeyvideogame.jpg
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:09 PM
sitting on someone else's toilet and cracking it at a partying.
spoon
09-02-2009, 01:10 PM
liposuctioning
little suits
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:10 PM
burning their tongue cuz they can't wait for their food to cool offing
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:10 PM
getting beat to death in prison by a corrupt guard because you were crying you weren't supposed to be there-ing.
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:12 PM
blue shirt back sweat Rorschach tests
Hottub
09-02-2009, 01:12 PM
Getting your money's worth at the buffetting.
spoon
09-02-2009, 01:13 PM
LDL elevating
Hottub
09-02-2009, 01:13 PM
Panting.
And groaning.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:13 PM
Shitty freestyle rapping.
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:14 PM
dam plugging
Dude!
09-02-2009, 01:15 PM
trying to find their genitalsing
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 01:15 PM
shirt streching
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:15 PM
His name is Robert Paulsoning.
spoon
09-02-2009, 01:16 PM
Cruise selling
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:16 PM
dam plugging
or damn plugging?
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/52/l_672960c975dc4b23b96bbffb7f056cd2.jpg
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 01:17 PM
Sleep apneaing
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 01:17 PM
Flop sweating
spoon
09-02-2009, 01:17 PM
or damn plugging?
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/52/l_672960c975dc4b23b96bbffb7f056cd2.jpg
HEY!
Both apply to Frenchie well enough.
Dude!
09-02-2009, 01:17 PM
Sleep apneaing
someone beat you to thating
spoon
09-02-2009, 01:18 PM
someone beat you to thating
awful............................................. .............funny!
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:18 PM
Repeating.
how bout now?
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 01:18 PM
someone beat you to thating
Calling someone outing
Hottub
09-02-2009, 01:18 PM
Thigh Chafing.
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 01:19 PM
Crying aloning
spoon
09-02-2009, 01:21 PM
Thigh Chafing.
So you meant to say GOLD BONDING!?
http://www.citypaper.net/earshot/earshot.0397/art/mb.gold.bond.GIF
Kevin
09-02-2009, 01:21 PM
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hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:22 PM
Attending prom aloneing
alone on prom nighting
almost verbatiming
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:22 PM
Woman suiting.
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:22 PM
sitting on the porch while all the others go to the beach-ing.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:23 PM
Woman suiting.
about a size 14ing
Hottub
09-02-2009, 01:23 PM
Yodeling.
http://www.drakesyodels.com/images/YBXFRNT.jpg
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 01:23 PM
Message board modding
Hottub
09-02-2009, 01:24 PM
So you meant to say GOLD BONDING!?
http://www.citypaper.net/earshot/earshot.0397/art/mb.gold.bond.GIF
That was next.
boobieman
09-02-2009, 01:24 PM
Best sport for Fat People.......
Touching toes
The ole wood palet out the cut out wall crane event...
Or just to be mean...Vespa fly fishing
SEEYAYAYSYEYYAYAYAA
Dude!
09-02-2009, 01:25 PM
marrying africans and pakistanising
Hottub
09-02-2009, 01:25 PM
Little Rascalling.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:25 PM
thinking something must be wrong with the scaleing
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:26 PM
always going on with the slow metabolisming
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:27 PM
Anyone who is desperate enough chasing.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:27 PM
prat falling
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:28 PM
gland blaming
Dude!
09-02-2009, 01:29 PM
being there at 3 A.M. for the drunkest guy at the baring
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:30 PM
seat belt extendering
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:30 PM
slip on shoe wearing
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:31 PM
refusing to shower after gym classing
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:32 PM
Stock footage from the shoulders downing.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:33 PM
Stock footage from the shoulders downing.
somebody call it
mikeyboy
09-02-2009, 01:33 PM
duping text based mafia game ownering
Hottub
09-02-2009, 01:35 PM
Lint Collecting.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:35 PM
National Enquirer covering
http://j.bdbphotos.com/pictures/A/3L/A3D10V6P_large.jpg
Kevin
09-02-2009, 01:36 PM
Phone screening
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 01:37 PM
ass crack washed out with a hosing
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:37 PM
really, really hoping there's an elevatoring.
mikeyboy
09-02-2009, 01:38 PM
Somewhere K-Fed is crying his eyes out.
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:39 PM
rickshaw driver scaring.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:39 PM
DJ at a strip clubbing.
discovery health starring..
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:40 PM
getting Anthony to write a check every monthing.
dino_electropolis
09-02-2009, 01:40 PM
Boiled Ham Smelling.
(not smelling a ham, but smelling like a ham)
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:40 PM
Kirstie Alleying.
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 01:42 PM
Beating a dead horseing
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 01:51 PM
cankle growing....
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:52 PM
President marrying.
Hottub
09-02-2009, 01:54 PM
Fellating.
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 01:55 PM
Lap-Banding
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 01:55 PM
sleep apneaing
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 01:56 PM
sleep apneaing
hippoing.
Furtherman
09-02-2009, 01:56 PM
sleep apneaing
being too lazy to read the rest of the threading.
ToiletCrusher
09-02-2009, 01:57 PM
Arby's Olympics.
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 01:58 PM
getting told amount of beers it will take to have sex with u
razorboy
09-02-2009, 01:59 PM
Hatemongering and pill popping.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/rush-limbaugh.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 02:00 PM
im drivin othe saw mill so am riskin death tadd posta so no readin above posts
ToiletCrusher
09-02-2009, 02:00 PM
Hatemongering and pill popping.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/rush-limbaugh.jpg
Sponsored by any pharmacy.
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 02:02 PM
Hatemongering and pill popping.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/rush-limbaugh.jpg
Also, Doctor Shopping.
ToiletCrusher
09-02-2009, 02:05 PM
doing a trick for fresh smelt in a large tank at the aquariuming.
CHUCKWAGONCOOK
09-02-2009, 02:06 PM
Masturbating.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 02:08 PM
Getting your medical supplies for little or no cost to you in the mailing.
ToiletCrusher
09-02-2009, 02:10 PM
Insurance costing highering.
Drunky McBetidont
09-02-2009, 02:14 PM
can't see their own dicks and pussys
joethebartender
09-02-2009, 02:38 PM
Anyone wanna come by and see my room full of dart trophies?
This guy only shot from a treadmill... (after/before)
http://watchmojo.com/blogs/images/darts_andy_fordham.jpg
ozzie
09-02-2009, 02:41 PM
Buying, then Selling "Only used Once!" Excercise Equipment'ing.
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 02:42 PM
rorsharch ranting
ozzie
09-02-2009, 03:16 PM
Starting a new diet next week'ing
west milly Tom
09-02-2009, 03:22 PM
One date onlying
jauble
09-02-2009, 03:29 PM
Winter sweating
razorboy
09-02-2009, 03:29 PM
Mississippi Queening.
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disneyspy
09-02-2009, 03:37 PM
pal talking
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 03:38 PM
202 friendsing
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 03:39 PM
paulo marrying
razorboy
09-02-2009, 03:39 PM
Cowboys fanning.
disneyspy
09-02-2009, 03:41 PM
cowboys hating
razorboy
09-02-2009, 03:44 PM
cowboys hating
I'm quite svelte.
ToiletCrusher
09-02-2009, 03:45 PM
I'm quite svelte.
if you take away that post birthday 10 you packed on.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 03:48 PM
if you take away that post birthday 10 you packed on.
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 03:58 PM
fork lift stress testing.
ShowerBench
09-02-2009, 04:10 PM
Getting own heart-tugging special on TLCing
ShowerBench
09-02-2009, 04:18 PM
Lark scooter grocery store aisle drag racing
Larping
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Larper.jpg
ShowerBench
09-02-2009, 04:24 PM
tears of relief and joy upon hearing Luminance read crying
benjamin
09-02-2009, 04:28 PM
messageboardin
:clap:
DolaMight
09-02-2009, 04:29 PM
tightrope walking
DolaMight
09-02-2009, 04:31 PM
professional bench breaking
DolaMight
09-02-2009, 04:33 PM
proffessional sleep apnia rolling over and suffcating your helpless wife-ball
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 04:38 PM
Starting a new diet next week'ing
awesome
LARPing
Larping
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Larper.jpg
repeating.
and could we get one more sleep apneaing please?
underdog
09-02-2009, 04:43 PM
sleep apneaing
ShowerBench
09-02-2009, 04:46 PM
Open refrigerator staring
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 04:51 PM
sleep apneaing
exactlying
underdog
09-02-2009, 04:52 PM
exactlying
sailoring
razorboy
09-02-2009, 04:56 PM
This thread should be as dead as a fat fat fatty.
Trying calisthenics.
jauble
09-02-2009, 05:01 PM
Getting up off there back struggling.
DolaMight
09-02-2009, 05:08 PM
post apocaliptic fuel source-ball
DolaMight
09-02-2009, 05:10 PM
pro 2x planeticket ball
jauble
09-02-2009, 05:13 PM
Sink banging.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 06:35 PM
Stink bagging.
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 06:50 PM
infant smothering
jauble
09-02-2009, 06:57 PM
Sitting.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 06:59 PM
Being fat.
DolaMight
09-02-2009, 07:03 PM
pro applying deodorant in spots other that underarms ball
yojimbo7248
09-02-2009, 07:04 PM
Swimming
razorboy
09-02-2009, 07:06 PM
Lawn Darts.
jauble
09-02-2009, 07:09 PM
Swimming
Floating?
Dude!
09-02-2009, 07:23 PM
scale breaking
razorboy
09-02-2009, 07:25 PM
Posting like you're out of breath.
brettmojo
09-02-2009, 07:27 PM
Thinking WOW stickers will get you to see titties.
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 07:29 PM
Has anyone mentioned sleep apneaing?
jauble
09-02-2009, 07:34 PM
Unbalancing suspensions.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 07:39 PM
hitting too many letters while textinging
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 07:40 PM
late night snacking.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 07:42 PM
get these pants taken outing
razorboy
09-02-2009, 07:42 PM
Movie reviewing.
jauble
09-02-2009, 07:45 PM
Extra cheesing
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 07:46 PM
Extra cheesing
biggie sizing, even
jauble
09-02-2009, 07:48 PM
Baker's dozen equals 13 insuring.
hammersavage
09-02-2009, 07:49 PM
you gonna finish thating
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 07:50 PM
mayonnaiseing
jauble
09-02-2009, 07:50 PM
Ass crack exposing.
joethebartender
09-02-2009, 07:52 PM
"Rascal"/"Jazzy" Nascar around the casino buffet. (I'm not in one yet... but I'd be heading into turn 3 with an eye on the fried shrimp!)
razorboy
09-02-2009, 07:52 PM
Elastic and velcroing.
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 07:57 PM
getting pregnant so you can tell people it's the baby, when it's not
IMSlacker
09-02-2009, 07:59 PM
toilet ruining
King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 08:02 PM
button popping
PapaBear
09-02-2009, 08:05 PM
Is being filmed from the waist down by the news a sport?
ShowerBench
09-02-2009, 08:07 PM
fitness equipment garage storage
razorboy
09-02-2009, 08:08 PM
Is being filmed from the waist down by the news a sport?
Repeating again and againing.
jauble
09-02-2009, 08:10 PM
Nude camouflage near pudding enthusiast.
razorboy
09-02-2009, 08:12 PM
Paintballing.
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