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topless_mike
09-01-2009, 11:47 AM
Yes, our favorite kooks, the Duggar family, are expecting yet another child.
Number 19 to be exact.

18 kids and counting? Add another (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,545163,00.html??test=faces)

Oddly enoughy, their oldest child and his wife are expecting their first child.
Question: When your kids start to have their own, isnt it maybe time for you to stop?
Just my opinion...

Boogie in Va
09-01-2009, 11:52 AM
My advice.................

http://images.meredith.com/bhg/images/2007/09/p_100930809.jpg

lleeder
09-01-2009, 11:56 AM
Duggar please

west milly Tom
09-01-2009, 12:09 PM
The doctor installed a zipper so her insides wouldn't fall out anymore

lleeder
09-01-2009, 12:12 PM
Dugger rich..

west milly Tom
09-01-2009, 12:13 PM
Why don't you hit a Duggar on a bike?

lleeder
09-01-2009, 12:16 PM
They need to Duggar rig that bus to fit more people.

CountryBob
09-01-2009, 12:19 PM
What is their reasoning for having so damn many? Crazy times we are a living in - do they have a farm to work?

instrument
09-01-2009, 12:20 PM
He should consider dropping loads in her duggar.

lleeder
09-01-2009, 12:21 PM
The worst is how lazy they get after they eat. Case of the duggaritis...

west milly Tom
09-01-2009, 12:27 PM
My guess is these Duggars prolly collect welfare.

sailor
09-01-2009, 12:28 PM
i hear none of them can swim.

boobieman
09-01-2009, 12:37 PM
So she even going to bother spreading her legs or will the baby just fall out and flap on the floor...jesus what a canyon.

SSSEYEYYAYAYAAAAA

Boogie in Va
09-01-2009, 12:40 PM
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I were born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
Because

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay
For each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Coach
09-01-2009, 01:07 PM
The title of this is sooo misleading.
I hear he makes a nice and tidy profit selling cars.
Course he can always sell a few for medical experiments.

JohnGacysCrawlSpace
09-01-2009, 08:10 PM
Velcro on the ceiling keeps them Duggars from jumping on the bed.

red_red_red
09-02-2009, 04:10 AM
What is their reasoning for having so damn many? Crazy times we are a living in - do they have a farm to work?
they belong to some crazy religion...i've watched their show, they act brainwashed and goofy.

LordJezo
09-02-2009, 04:49 AM
What is their reasoning for having so damn many? Crazy times we are a living in - do they have a farm to work?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiverfull

Its viewpoint is to receive children eagerly as blessings from God, eschewing all forms of birth control, including natural family planning and sterilization.

honeybunny69L
09-02-2009, 07:07 AM
It's not about being horny, it's about bringing another rug rat into this crappy world.

:banning:

Contra
09-02-2009, 08:35 AM
I think they should shoot for 20

boobieman
09-02-2009, 09:56 AM
I think they should shoot for 20

Pretty sure those eggs are just on a conveyor belt and each one is labeled...20, 21,22,23,24....
20 should come out with both hands grabbing at the vagina's walls...ENOUGH

SEEYAYAYYAYAAA

Coach
09-02-2009, 10:48 AM
Every time I see them all I can think of is that conveyerbelt music from Looney tunes.

furie
09-02-2009, 01:34 PM
Oddly enoughy, their oldest child and his wife are expecting their first child.
Question: When your kids start to have their own, isnt it maybe time for you to stop?
Just my opinion...

i don't see how that's odd.
my grandmother had kids after her two oldest children had children of their own.

as long as they're not on public assistance, i don't care

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opie's twisted balls
09-02-2009, 05:20 PM
.......we call ourselves The Aristocrats

Jujubees2
08-05-2010, 05:24 AM
Michelle Duggar: I would have a 20th child (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38526037/ns/today-parenting/)

Section 8
08-05-2010, 06:17 AM
Every time I see them all I can think of is that conveyerbelt music from Looney tunes.

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JohnGacysCrawlSpace
08-05-2010, 01:35 PM
Maybe we can have the Great Mormon Army fight the Chinese or North Koreans when the time comes.

disneyspy
08-05-2010, 02:20 PM
by the title of this thread i was like "hell ya i was still horny when i was 18"

and 28

and 38...

jennysmurf
08-05-2010, 09:23 PM
by the title of this thread i was like "hell ya i was still horny when i was 18"

and 28

and 38...

And how about 48 and 58?

disneyspy
08-06-2010, 07:55 AM
And how about 48 and 58?

still horny,why,you askin?

spoon
08-06-2010, 09:34 AM
still horny,why,you askin?

Both this thread and this conversation are grossing me out.

A guy named Jim Bob has 19 kids, SHOCKER! Watch that video again and use God and or other hick/religious catch phrases as a drinking game or make a rube bingo card and have at it! Yeeeeha! Zona just keeps getting better shitty story by shitty story.

torker
08-06-2010, 09:45 AM
her vagina and anus by now:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Two-Car_Garage.jpg
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_IpaWREouKMg/Svg_TpM-j-I/AAAAAAAAEXA/eduU2iOhqEU/IMG_0188.jpg

KnoxHarrington
08-06-2010, 09:56 AM
What kills me about this story is that the stupid media still treats this like it's cute and sweet, the whole "awww another baby" angle. It's not. It's fucking ridiculous.

A.J.
08-06-2010, 10:01 AM
What kills me about this story is that the stupid media still treats this like it's cute and sweet, the whole "awww another baby" angle. It's not. It's fucking ridiculous.

That's because they're white.

spoon
08-06-2010, 10:07 AM
That's because they're white.

truth bomb

oh and how is it THEY are paying for 19 kids?

more of our fine tax dollars at work here

i think it's time for Arizona to close her fucking border

brettmojo
11-08-2011, 02:24 PM
HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE!!! (http://moms.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/07/8684372-20-kids-and-counting-michelle-duggar-announces-shes-pregnant-again)

Almost enough to start their own baseball team.

spoon
11-08-2011, 03:37 PM
so disgusting

their last pregnancy was a mess and both the kid and mother barely made it

oh the jim bobs never learn

Tenbatsuzen
11-08-2011, 03:51 PM
so disgusting

their last pregnancy was a mess and both the kid and mother barely made it

oh the jim bobs never learn

Something I will agree with you 100 percent on.

Tenbatsuzen
11-08-2011, 03:55 PM
truth bomb

oh and how is it THEY are paying for 19 kids?

more of our fine tax dollars at work here

i think it's time for Arizona to close her fucking border

For what it's worth, they live in a very cheap area, Jim Bob was a state rep for Arkansas, and their income is derived from rental properties and investments. No government assistance. I'm sure the reality show pays decently too.

Difference between the Duggars and Goselins is that the Duggars didn't piss away their money.

spoon
11-08-2011, 03:58 PM
having 20 kids IS PISSING YOUR MONEY AWAY

not to mention they probably are given money instead of paying any taxes

there are plenty of ways these piece of shit zealots take more than their share of community, health and other resources out there

Snacks
11-08-2011, 04:13 PM
having 20 kids IS PISSING YOUR MONEY AWAY

not to mention they probably are given money instead of paying any taxes

there are plenty of ways these piece of shit zealots take more than their share of community, health and other resources out there

They probably get tons of scholarships for college that many others cant get. They probably take way more then they give to society and shouldnt be applauded for having this many kids they should be ridiculed. God is their birth control? Maybe they should use the pill, wear a condom or just fucking pull out!

spoon
11-08-2011, 04:15 PM
snacks wants a duggar facial

Snacks
11-08-2011, 04:22 PM
snacks wants a duggar facial

I have never heard of this family til today and wish I never did. I feel bad for their kids, there is no way they can be giving each child the love and attention he/she needs.

Even more proof religion isnt a good thing

cougarjake13
11-08-2011, 05:52 PM
I have never heard of this family til today and wish I never did. I feel bad for their kids, there is no way they can be giving each child the love and attention he/she needs.

Even more proof religion isnt a good thing

its gotta be some form of child abuse no ?

A.J.
11-09-2011, 03:31 AM
That is one impressive uterus.