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west milly Tom
08-31-2009, 10:36 AM
Get'em while they're hot, from gizmodo:

It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it's probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl. Because, unlike the USB Pole Dancer , this one is actually for kids.

I, for one, am all for it.

http://img.qwapi.com/transcode/t/jA2ijoutY-a0oZ.l1C-V5w

http://m.gizmodo.com/site?sid=gizmodo&pid=JuicerHub&targetUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fgizmodo.com%2F5348675%2Fpol e-dancer-doll-doesnt-really-set-the-perfect-role-model%3Fb%3Fop%3Dpost%26refId%3D5348675%26b
Drunky McBetidont
08-31-2009, 10:40 AM
its not like every kid in the world doesn't strip their dolls down as soon as they get em. that is how we learn about girl parts and boy parts.

http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/061306_barbie02_naked.jpg
west milly Tom
08-31-2009, 10:42 AM
its not like every kid in the world doesn't strip their dolls down as soon as they get em. that is how we learn about girl parts and boy parts.

http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/061306_barbie02_naked.jpg



That's what your boy part looks like?
Drunky McBetidont
08-31-2009, 10:43 AM
That's what your boy part looks like?

:down:
red_red_red
08-31-2009, 10:44 AM
Get'em while they're hot, from gizmodo:

It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it's probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl. Because, unlike the USB Pole Dancer , this one is actually for kids.

I, for one, am all for it.

http://img.qwapi.com/transcode/t/jA2ijoutY-a0oZ.l1C-V5w

http://m.gizmodo.com/site?sid=gizmodo&pid=JuicerHub&targetUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fgizmodo.com%2F5348675%2Fpol e-dancer-doll-doesnt-really-set-the-perfect-role-model%3Fb%3Fop%3Dpost%26refId%3D5348675%26b
too bad i don't know any little girls, it's the perfect gift!
disneyspy
08-31-2009, 10:46 AM
*low self esteem and daddy issues not included
west milly Tom
08-31-2009, 10:48 AM
*low self esteem and daddy issues not included


:lol:
This gift plus Uncle Paul's whiskey breath and stubble = one fine lap dance
Contra
08-31-2009, 12:12 PM
its not like every kid in the world doesn't strip their dolls down as soon as they get em. that is how we learn about girl parts and boy parts.

http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/061306_barbie02_naked.jpg

NSFW!
Servo
08-31-2009, 12:58 PM
http://cityfile.com/system/images/1995/69156_profile.jpg
"I like it!"
razorboy
08-31-2009, 01:12 PM
Does it come with a Def Leppard CD and some really awful cocaine?
EliSnow
08-31-2009, 01:24 PM
Get'em while they're hot, from gizmodo:

It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it's probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl. Because, unlike the USB Pole Dancer , this one is actually for kids.

I, for one, am all for it.

http://img.qwapi.com/transcode/t/jA2ijoutY-a0oZ.l1C-V5w

http://m.gizmodo.com/site?sid=gizmodo&pid=JuicerHub&targetUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fgizmodo.com%2F5348675%2Fpol e-dancer-doll-doesnt-really-set-the-perfect-role-model%3Fb%3Fop%3Dpost%26refId%3D5348675%26b

As a father of two girls, I would like to take that product and use it to beat in the head of whatever executive came up with the idea and the one who greenlit it.
Hottub
08-31-2009, 01:39 PM
As a father of two girls, I would like to take that product and use it to beat in the head of whatever executive came up with the idea and the one who greenlit it.

As the father of 2 boys...:innocent:
razorboy
08-31-2009, 01:40 PM
As the father of 2 boys...:innocent:

Even your wife has her doubts.
SatCam
08-31-2009, 03:09 PM
As a father of two girls, I would like to take that product and use it to beat in the head of whatever executive came up with the idea and the one who greenlit it.

My parents used to hate it when I begged for toys too
lleeder
08-31-2009, 03:20 PM
As the father of 2 boys...:innocent:

yeah you want them to succeed in any path they choose to take. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RajNvJ3bCU)
Devo37
08-31-2009, 03:59 PM
Damn it! i already bought all of my friends Toots Shor Ashtrays! :wallbash:
RoseBlood
08-31-2009, 04:47 PM
http://img.qwapi.com/transcode/t/jA2ijoutY-a0oZ.l1C-V5w

Does it have an Eastern European variety?

I'll take one!
Furtherman
08-31-2009, 04:54 PM
Does it come with Monopoly money to throw at her?
tele7
08-31-2009, 05:12 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_upF4Etvqv9Y/ST6ZbIXHOKI/AAAAAAAACYk/rTZuthMa6Tg/s200/GriftBurningFunzo.jpg
razorboy
08-31-2009, 05:13 PM
Does it come with Monopoly money to throw at her?

Unfortunately, it never comes.
Misteriosa
08-31-2009, 06:07 PM
here's what she can wear while playing:

http://whitetrashmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/large-300x248.jpg

http://twistedtwee.co.uk/tassles-p-8.html
A.J.
09-01-2009, 03:37 AM
Does it come with that glitter makeup?