I call people I am with

[sr71blackbird]

Whenever I am visiting someone, at some point during a lull in the conversation or another time, I will call them from my cell phone while it is under the table. Everything will stop as the host goes to get their phone and if they have called ID, my victory comes when I see them look at the phone and then look at me. I love that!

[drjoek]

Yeah that would beat having a personality and starting a witty conversation

You rock

[RhinoinMN]

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You should do that now, to anyone who clicks on this thread.

[RADIO-SHARK]

sometimes when that uncomfortable silence happens I turn the table over and blame the person sitting next to me.Its fun when all Hell breaks loose.:devil2:

[sr71blackbird]

I love it.

[TooLowBrow]

if im with someone whos on the phone, i like to call or text them, just to interrupt their conversation

[RoseBlood]

A Victory? :blink:

[STC-Dub]

When I am on the phone with someone and there is a lull in the conversation I often ring their door bell.

[SatCam]

If Im bored in a conversation I take out my phone and start texting someone and act like im still listening to them and then bust out laughing out of nowhere and then look up at them and go "sorry, just some text...... keep going im listening".







just kidding. that's what most people do to me.

[Tall_James]

I just fart and blame the dog.

If they don't have a dog I'll get all indignant and punch their oldest child in the face.

That's how I roll.

[Furtherman]

During a lull, I break out my bassoon and get jazzy.

[FrogSlayer]

I changed my name in my Bro in Law's phone to say "You suck" so I can make sure I get that info to him every time we talk.
You can also have some fun with it like:

Teen Sex Hotline
1866FuckYou
Douchebags Anonymous

etc.[/U][/I][/I][/U]

[Landblast]

i'll fill a tuba with soup and then text my pastor with gay innuendos and then call my best friend and tell him i ordered 6 pizzas and there on the way.

[sr71blackbird]

Sometimes I take their picture and send it to them though their cell.

[Hottub]

Too busy getting down with OPP

[mikeyboy]

Whenever I am visiting someone, at some point during a lull in the conversation or another time, I will call them from my cell phone while it is under the table. Everything will stop as the host goes to get their phone and if they have called ID, my victory comes when I see them look at the phone and then look at me. I love that!

Have you ever called someone in one of those situations, but when they picked up, you pretended that you were talking to someone else, then you excused yourself and left?

[Chigworthy]

Another good one is to plant kiddy porn in their dvd player, than watch the jaws drop when you fire it up with the remote during dinner. It usually gets at least one chuckle. But my favorite is to disembowel someone underneath the table with a large sword I keep in my pant leg, then act like it was someone else. One time, I slipped some dead rats inside the turkey at Thanksgiving. But get this, it was just a distraction for me putting ground glass and strychnine into everyone's dourian punch.

[epo]

Whenever I am visiting someone, at some point during a lull in the conversation or another time, I will call them from my cell phone while it is under the table. Everything will stop as the host goes to get their phone and if they have called ID, my victory comes when I see them look at the phone and then look at me. I love that!

If you were my friend, I'd punch you in the face.

[AngelAmy]

Have you ever called someone in one of those situations, but when they picked up, you pretended that you were talking to someone else, then you excused yourself and left?

new years eve?

[A.J.]

I do the same thing with MY cellphone!

[west milly Tom]

I took a picture of my balls and set it as the ring pic for my budday's girlfriend. He was not amused but I sure was.

[sr71blackbird]

I made a voice note of myself cutting a wicked fart and sent it to the person I am with and when they open the message they hear the loud fart. People think they did it! Hahahaha

[biggirl]

Whenever I am visiting someone, at some point during a lull in the conversation or another time, I will call them from my cell phone while it is under the table. Everything will stop as the host goes to get their phone and if they have called ID, my victory comes when I see them look at the phone and then look at me. I love that!

Sometimes I take their picture and send it to them though their cell.

I made a voice note of myself cutting a wicked fart and sent it to the person I am with and when they open the message they hear the loud fart. People think they did it! Hahahaha

You sound exactly like my brother-in-law. Is your name Tom?

[razorboy]

Sometimes I throw my phone at someone's head, just to keep them on their toes.

[biggirl]

sometimes I text a few people from this board in front of my friends and family. They ask me who I am texting, and I tell them. They ask me where I met him/her. I say "I've never met him/her." They think I am crazy. The internet freaks them out, and so does texting.

[jauble]

sometimes I text a few people from this board in front of my friends and family. They ask me who I am texting, and I tell them. They ask me where I met him/her. I say "I've never met him/her." They think I am crazy. The internet freaks them out, and so does texting.

Im so glad you got out.

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