Judge Smails!! Judge Smails!! Judge Smails!! Judge Smails!! Judge Smails!!

[Judge Smails]

Look everyone!! I've started a thread about myself. Now, if anyone replies to this thread they'll be talking about me!! I'm an interweb star!! Maybe, just maybe, Ron and Fez will see this and possibly mention my screenname on the air!! Ooooh, more fame for me!!

Since this thread is all about me, let me quote myself from another thread so no one misses any of my gems.

Seriously I was about to start a thread about this and all the other shit that goes on around here. Honestly, I don't find this place fun anymore. I keep coming here less and less often. This used to be my "go to" site because it used to be filled with funny people who shared a common sense of humor with my favorite radio hosts.

Now it's just full of unfunny douches who just want to make everything about themselves. The site it practically unreadable sometimes. Funny threads get lost in the bullshit fake board drama, unfunny and irrelevant polls and thread bumps, shameless post whoring with people having mindless conversations (sometimes between husband and wives who are conversing from seperate rooms in their own home :blink:). Then these guys who have taken over this place consider themselves to be part of the cool clique and will barely acknowledge someone who isn't here 24/7.

Seriously, Fuck this place. Somebody put me on vacation so I'm not tempted to come back here. I keep telling myself not to bother but I always hold out hope that it will be different. Then I'm always let down. Like today's hysterical bumping of the 3 year old pussy threads. Pure fucking comic genius. Fuck you fucking fuckers.

Peace out, faggots!!!!

[mikeyboy]

I don't think he's very happy.

[Marc with a c]

it's penis chaffing season. he'll be back once it has healed?

[spankyfrank]

Gvac for Admin 09'

[disneyspy]

i heard he doesnt like the olive garden

[mikeyboy]

Did he seem kind of uppity to anyone else?

[Gvac]

I hate people that make threads with their board name in the title.

[RhinoinMN]

Did he seem kind of uppity to anyone else?

Yeah. A little.

[RhinoinMN]

I hate people that make threads with their board name in the title.

I said that at 3TB and they ran me out on a rail.

[FrogSlayer]

Smails you should just respond to everything the same....
"hey you look like you could use a Fresca"

[MisterSmith]

I hope nobody read this thread title while looking in a mirror, because Smails will suddenly appear and murder you with his hook hand!

[red_red_red]

is this thread for intelligent convo? i

[Farmer Dave]

Here comes the judge.

[FrogSlayer]

is this thread for intelligent convo? i

It seems NO

[red_red_red]

It seems NO
well i'll start one


cotton vs polyester? what says you?

[Gvac]

is this thread for intelligent convo? i

Hello?

You're logged on to RONFEZ.NET!!!

Intelligent conversation?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

loved the judge. here's some of his best work.


I just ate a cupcake out of the garbage
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=53413

My balls ache
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59891

Bloody Penis Season Is Here!!! Bloody Penis Season Is Here!!!
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61062

Bronx Johnny broke my ankle today
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60512

If I told you that you smell like cunt, would you hold it against me?
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63458

[red_red_red]

Hello?

You're logged on to RONFEZ.NET!!!

Intelligent conversation?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
what's so funny? i don't get it








:laugh: ya ass

[Gvac]

It's OK Smails,


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[red_red_red]

It's OK Smails,


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i love a good pile on....as long as it's not mindless conversations

[joethebartender]

Dear Judge Smails,

Just a reminder...

We haven't seen you at mass in a while. Please don't forget to bring your envelope and checkbook or we're sending the demons for you.:devil2:

See you tomorrow, sinner.:innocent:

[RhinoinMN]

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[MisterSmith]

Hello?

You're logged on to RONFEZ.NET!!!

Intelligent conversation?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yeah, and your constant shit stirring has raised the bar for everybody.

Just start playing your violin, Nero-vac.

[Gvac]

In all honesty, I love Smails. He's a pisser and I hope he was just having a bad day.

Like I've always said, sometimes humor doesn't translate well via the written word, but lleeder is a die-hard Ron and Fez fan and one of the funniest fuckers I've ever met.

Nearly everything he says or posts is tongue in cheek. I guess Smails took some of lleeder's barbs seriously and got pissed over it.

It's a mistake, I assure you.

They're both wise asses cut from the same cloth.

[Marc with a c]

fuck smails. typical jersey trash.

[Hottub]

In all honesty, I love Smails. He's a pisser and I hope he was just having a bad day.

Like I've always said, sometimes humor doesn't translate well via the written word, but lleeder is a die-hard Ron and Fez fan and one of the funniest fuckers I've ever met.

Nearly everything he says or posts is tongue in cheek. I guess Smails took some of lleeder's barbs seriously and got pissed over it.

Very true. Look at the shit jonyrotn took until we actually got to meet him. One of the funniest fuckers out there! That's just a person's style and it takes time to learn it.


It's a mistake, I assure you.

They're both wise asses cut from the same cloth.

Their jibs are also cut from the same material.

[lleeder]

Members: 60,102, Active Members: 3,560

one down 3,558 left to go...

[STC-Dub]

Wait, this thread isn't about me...

[led37zep]

Wait, this thread isn't about me...

Who are you again?

[weekapaugjz]

i was hoping to hear another story about fat fucks riding their rascals at buffets in atlantic city.

for shame.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Is this a farewell thread or a makes a point thread? Either way I'm holding in my pee until we get a definitive answer from Judge.

[RhinoinMN]

Is this a farewell thread or a makes a point thread? Either way I'm holding in my pee until we get a definitive answer from Judge.

You will die.

[ToiletCrusher]

I don't think he's very happy.

Nah.

Seems just fine.

Let's see how it evolves.

[SatCam]

Well you know he IS Judge Smails.

[DolaMight]

farewell thread = amber alert

[biggirl]

I still like ya smails, even if I am the one posting in another room from my husband. At least him and I get along somewhere.

I hope you feel better tomorrow. I had one of those days too.

[mendyweiss]

The iconic class of 2005 is breaking up. Stugots, and now Smails.
Mendy is starting to pack his bags.

[Gvac]

The iconic class of 2005 is breaking up. Stugots, and now Smails.
Mendy is starting to pack his bags.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

We need some men of, uh, maturity!










Don't leave me with these crazy kids, Mendy!

[WampusCrandle]

well, it's an internet message board. it's all or nothing. so, bye bye. hope your plane out of here doesn't crash in the florida everglades.

[torker]

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2006_11_halloweennazi.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

gonna miss Smails......


I blame all but myself

[mendyweiss]

Hey Smails,
you owe me a picture or two !! Stay out of the listening thread and you'll be fine here !

[disneyspy]

hey smails,double or nothin he makes it