Slappin' girl's Asses

[biggirl]

Why do guys come from behind and slap a girl's ass for the heck of it? It stings.

[hammersavage]

because we can't stab you

[boosterp]

I am not a fan of slapping ass.

[Death Metal Moe]

Because we wanna get our hands all over that in any way we can, is this really that hard to understand?

[biggirl]

because we can't stab you

wow, I am kinda scared of you now.

[Gvac]

Because it's irresistible, like pinching a baby's chubby cheeks.

We can't help ourselves.

It's something ingrained into a heterosexual man's psyche.

[mikeyboy]

Can't spell sexual harassment without A S S.

[SatCam]

It stings.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2066/2066233517_c5e82a3ed0.jpg?v=0

[hammersavage]

wow, I am kinda scared of you now.

i meant with our penises. after completion that is

[Death Metal Moe]

Because I'd have to kneel down to use my tongue or teeth.

[RhinoinMN]

I want to know who is slapping your ass. I don't cuz it stings.

[Hottub]

Hey! Who you teasin', honey? Oohh!

http://roberttorreslawfirm.com/sexual_harassment.jpg

[instrument]

I don't get the question, by come from behind do you mean sex?

[Contra]

Because its fun, and sexy, and turns me on, and girls love it even if it stings. Pleasure and pain all in one!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Why do guys come from behind and slap a girl's ass for the heck of it? It stings.

Cuz it's easier than doing it from the front. DUH!!!

[Jujubees2]

I find slapping a women's backside so demeaning and degrading.

Now, a good squeeze of a breast....

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I find slapping a women's backside so demeaning and degrading.

Now, a good squeeze of a breast....

Only while reminding them of the glass ceiling, and their inferior physical builds.

[dickydean]

The last time I slapped a girls ass was when I saw my x wife bending in the closet as I walked by I gave her a little love slap and guess what... It was her sister! I've been gun shy ever since.

[ToiletCrusher]

Bitches love it when you slap them on the ass.

[Gvac]

The last time I slapped a girls ass was when I saw my x wife bending in the closet as I walked by I gave her a little love slap and guess what... It was her sister! I've been gun shy ever since.

So hot.

[Lady Resin]

It hurts worse when you have a flat Irish ass.:down:

[~Katja~]

Why do guys come from behind and slap a girl's ass for the heck of it? It stings.

I am actually kinda partial to a man coming from behind and slapping my ass while at it... not that I know what that feels like anymore these days... but when I was still young (under 30) and at the top of my game... ya know ;)

[~Katja~]

Bitches love it when you slap them on the ass.
exactly

[Contra]

I am actually kinda partial to a man coming from behind and slapping my ass while at it... not that I know what that feels like anymore these days... but when I was still young (under 30) and at the top of my game... ya know ;)

Oh you are so getting red cheeked next time I see you.

[BlackSpider]

Hey! Who you teasin', honey? Oohh!

http://roberttorreslawfirm.com/sexual_harassment.jpg


Anybody notice that "f-word" in the pic. is holding a saucer under his coffee cup...?
Who carries a saucer under their coffee cup at work...?


I don't think this is a sexual harassment pic, I think he's checking out her shoes...

[Gvac]

Anybody notice that "f-word" in the pic. is holding a saucer under his coffee cup...?
Who carries a saucer under their coffee cup at work...?


I don't think this is a sexual harassment pic, I think he's checking out her shoes...

Right?

What a homo!

And did you see her shoes?

HIDEOUS.

[~Katja~]

Anybody notice that "f-word" in the pic. is holding a saucer under his coffee cup...?
Who carries a saucer under their coffee cup at work...?


I don't think this is a sexual harassment pic, I think he's checking out her shoes...

germans do :wacko:


and any guy that noticed the guy, the saucer or the shoes is obviously a homo!

[JerseyRich]

Slappin' a chick's ass in a nice tight pair of jeans is satisfying.

Honestly, is there anything better than following a chick up the stairs and just giving it a nice squeeze or a smack?

Or while she's talking on the phone to someone, just walk up behind her and lay one on her ass really hard, in a situation that she can't scream...haha...torture!:devil2:

[~Katja~]

Slappin' a chick's ass in a nice tight pair of jeans is satisfying.

Honestly, is there anything better than following a chick up the stairs and just giving it a nice squeeze or a smack?

Or while she's talking on the phone to someone, just walk up behind her and lay one on her ass really hard, in a situation that she can't scream...haha...torture!:devil2:
sure she can, and I have.

[grlNIN]

Honestly, is there anything better than following a chick up the stairs and just giving it a nice squeeze or a smack?


My boyfriend does this to me every time we walk up the stairs.

Sometimes he hums a song and plays along with the tune.

It's always one of those girls are like "Ohmy gawd lol stop it teeheehee" but we secretly love it.

[SatCam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/1214854530963.gif

[Hottub]

I guess they edited out the firm kick to the groin that followed.
What a douche.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Maybe Rhino's just trying to knock the yogurt out of biggirl's c#&% :blink:

[JerseyRich]

My boyfriend does this to me every time we walk up the stairs.

Sometimes he hums a song and plays along with the tune.

It's always one of those girls are like "Ohmy gawd lol stop it teeheehee" but we secretly love it.


It's fun right?

And fun, in my mind, is sexy as hell.:smoke:

[~Katja~]

so sad... this cracks me up!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/1214854530963.gif

[hammersavage]

so sad... this cracks me up!

I hope you find it as funny when I do it to you on the 11th.

[~Katja~]

I hope you find it as funny when I do it to you on the 11th.

:)

[west milly Tom]

Ass slapping is what keeps the twinkle in a mans eye, and the accompanied shriek is pure joy. I think that's a verse from proverbs.

[Thomas Merton]

Because they see it in porn?

[Contra]

I've seen ass slapping in porn, but not with hands.

[Foster]

its the new American Pastime

http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic1/bvolleyball1/bv_bush2.jpg

[biggirl]

I should clear this up : not during sex ass slapping. When a girl is fully clothed and their b-friend/husband/or any guy just comes walking buy and whips their butt.

Rhino does this to me sometimes when I am on the phone with my sister or mom. Or he'll do it at a bar. I always shriek. It stings a lot, but I usually laugh about it later.

I noticed our best friends (husband and wife) do this too.

[razorboy]

Quit acting like you don't like it.

[chefdoug68]

Maybe it's more of a " good job " or "thanks buddy" slap, rather than sexual.

[Chigworthy]

Nothing beats a good slap on a naked ass. You can watch the aftershocks and say to yourself "I caused that hot ass to shake around a bit. Me." and point to your chest with a thumb.

[Fallon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/1214854530963.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thats what you get for being filmed while surfing the net.

[Judge Smails]

Because they see it in porn?

http://i25.tinypic.com/in9xk1.jpg

[hammersavage]

I have a subscription to Bumpaddle.


It's a cricket magazine

[Chigworthy]

I've been to Bumpass Hell.


It's a hot sulphur springs near Mt. Lassen.

[razorboy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thats what you get for being filmed while surfing the net.

And it proves that MLB is totally gay.

[ecobag2]

Why do guys come from behind and slap a girl's ass for the heck of it? It stings.

because you've been bad.

[sr71blackbird]

Girls asses was made for slappin

[Dash77]

I am actually kinda partial to a man coming from behind and slapping my ass while at it... not that I know what that feels like anymore these days... but when I was still young (under 30) and at the top of my game... ya know ;)


I gotcha next time

[Dash77]

Why do guys come from behind and slap a girl's ass for the heck of it? It stings.

To let you know we care...

[strawberrypop]

So many responses.

1) Pain = Pleasure.

2) Attention and little flirtations = a good thing. Your man wanting to touch you = a good thing.

3) Give a guy a break and let him get a little cheap thrill every once in a while, sheesh.

4) http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq43/mszcarol_017/emoticon-0114-dull.gif

[nate1000]

Ass slappin on the stairs is so yesterday.

The new hotness is poking her with your index finger- much more satisfying results. You gotta make full contact, though, to get the good reaction.

[silks]

Anybody notice that "f-word" in the pic. is holding a saucer under his coffee cup...?
Who carries a saucer under their coffee cup at work...?

Not only that, the cup doesn't have something witty written on it, such as "I Don't Do Mondays"

[CountryBob]

I once slapped a secretary's ass with a pack of buns for barbecue during lunch at work. She slapped me and said that was sexual harrasment - but i couldnt resist. I even yelled out "from one bun to another" when I did it.

Strange thing, 3 nights later I ran into her and hooked up after drinks at a bar and she made me slap her ass during sex.

Go figure!

It's all so confusing.

[Aggie]

Me and Katja like the same things. I love it. Slap away!

[JerseyRich]

I once slapped a secretary's ass with a pack of buns for barbecue during lunch at work. She slapped me and said that was sexual harrasment - but i couldnt resist. I even yelled out "from one bun to another" when I did it.

Strange thing, 3 nights later I ran into her and hooked up after drinks at a bar and she made me slap her ass during sex.

Go figure!

It's all so confusing.

If true, this is a fucking cool story.

[disneyspy]

good game

[RhinoinMN]

I once slapped a secretary's ass with a pack of buns for barbecue during lunch at work. She slapped me and said that was sexual harrasment - but i couldnt resist. I even yelled out "from one bun to another" when I did it.

Strange thing, 3 nights later I ran into her and hooked up after drinks at a bar and she made me slap her ass during sex.

Go figure!

It's all so confusing.

I'll tip my hat to that! Good one.

[TheMojoPin]

Probably because if he slaps the front he's going to get vaginal discharge all over his hand.

[topless_mike]

boy i could go for a good ass slap right now.

[Furtherman]

OK, who lives in Brooklyn... and who is a creep?

Police Search for Serial Brooklyn Buttocks Slapper (http://www.1010wins.com/VIDEO--Cops-Search-for-Serial-B-klyn-Buttocks-Slap/4756111)

People sources said Wednesday that a person was in custody but that he is not officially considered a suspect. There have been at least a dozen incidents since June 19 in the Crown Heights area of the borough, police say. At least five incidents were reported just last weekend.

Police say the women have ranged in age from 19 to 44-years-old.

The suspect is believed to be in his 20s, 5-feet-10-inches to 6-feet tall with a thin build weighing approximately 175 to 200 pounds, police say. The suspect also has short black hair and brown eyes.

[~Katja~]

OK, who lives in Brooklyn... and who is a creep?


where to begin???

[A.J.]

OK, who lives in Brooklyn... and who is a creep?

Police Search for Serial Brooklyn Buttocks Slapper (http://www.1010wins.com/VIDEO--Cops-Search-for-Serial-B-klyn-Buttocks-Slap/4756111)

A Creep Grows In Brooklyn.

[Denise Dean]

Mlc ?

[Contra]

Fred?

[Aggie]

The suspect is believed to be in his 20s, 5-feet-10-inches to 6-feet tall with a thin build weighing approximately 175 to 200 pounds, police say. The suspect also has short black hair and brown eyes.

That guy is way too in shape to be someone from this board.

[JPMNICK]

That guy is way too in shape to be someone from this board.

haha it's funny cause it's true

[silks]

That guy is way too in shape to be someone from this board.

:lol:

[lleeder]

ass slapping is so lame. just cup the vagina from behind like a real man.

[sr71blackbird]

After seeing numerous pornos of sex scenes where at some point, the girl's ass gets slapped, I started wondering when the practice of actually slapping a girls ass during sex began. Thank god there has never been a practice of girls slapping a guys balls during that time.
Do you think that ass slapping has been going on since the cave man time, or is a more recent practice? I know I have had some negative reactions to slapping a girls ass during sex.

So, whats your thoughts on it?

[Suspect Chin]

After seeing numerous pornos of sex scenes where at some point, the girl's ass gets slapped, I started wondering when the practice of actually slapping a girls ass during sex began. Thank god there has never been a practice of girls slapping a guys balls during that time.
Do you think that ass slapping has been going on since the cave man time, or is a more recent practice? I know I have had some negative reactions to slapping a girls ass during sex.

So, whats your thoughts on it?

It came from porn and we all starting mimicking it.

[JerseyRich]

I blame the blacks.

[epo]

I made it up.

You fucking savages never thanked me.

[MacVittie]

ass-slapping, tea-bagging, blowjobs, finger in the butt, and cum facials have all been around since the beginning of time. It's all been done before.

[sr71blackbird]

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/spanking.jpeg


Do girls actually like it? Almost every time I try it on a girl, I catch some kind of heat.

[Suspect Chin]

ass-slapping, tea-bagging, blowjobs, finger in the butt, and cum facials have all been around since the beginning of time. It's all been done before.

Another question, why do we feel the need to shoot onto something? Tits, face, ass, we always need a target.

[JerseyRich]

Do girls actually like it? Almost every time I try it on a girl, I catch some kind of heat.

Because they're not your children!

[biggirl]

I don't think I would like it. I would feel like I was being dominated. If I was super drunk though, I probably wouldn't care.:wink:

[MetalAcorna]

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/spanking.jpeg


Do girls actually like it? Almost every time I try it on a girl, I catch some kind of heat.

It depends on the woman and it depends on the intensity of the slaps. Women who like things like S&M and such I assume would like the hard slaps, but others might just like some soft ones here and there, and others still don't like it at all...Can't really generalize...I guess you've just been encountering the latter. Sorry, dude. :wink:

[drjoek]

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[SatCam]

id rather just grab the ass and squeeze it. sorry for getting graphic

[Furtherman]

We just had a big discussion on this... so I'll be slappin' these threads together.

[MetalAcorna]

I don't think I would like it. I would feel like I was being dominated. If I was super drunk though, I probably wouldn't care.:wink:

Ah, but some women LIKE being dominated.

[drjoek]

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[biggirl]

id rather just grab the ass and squeeze it. sorry for getting graphic

I'd enjoy that much more than a slap.

[biggirl]

We just had a big discussion on this... so I'll be slappin' these threads together.

I was waiting for this to happen.

[MetalAcorna]

I'd enjoy that much more than a slap.

Yeah, the ass grab is pretty sweet. :wink:

[MetalAcorna]

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OMG I used to love the F*CK outta this song! :laugh:

[biggirl]

Yeah, the ass grab is pretty sweet. :wink:

I didn't want to get too personal, but yeah, I like it. A lot! :laugh:

[JerseyRich]

I didn't want to get too personal, but yeah, I like it. A lot! :laugh:
WHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO!
RHINO!!!! WOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JerseyRich]

I like to slap so hard that there's a giant handprint on the cheek of the hiney.

[biggirl]

I like to slap so hard that there's a giant handprint on the cheek of the hiney.

kind of like you branded her, huh?

[JerseyRich]

kind of like you branded her, huh?

I wear a ring too...so it leaves a nice extra mark.

[biggirl]

I wear a ring too...so it leaves a nice extra mark.

Does your ring have your initials on it? That would be awesome...then it would be like a brand...property of RS.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

That guy is way too in shape to be someone from this board.

haha it's funny cause it's true

I take offense.

I blame the blacks.

I don't usually do this, but I agree. I too blame the blacks.

Need proof
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I never had a black girl that had an issue with the ass smack or grab (even in public :thumbup:).

[Aggie]

Do girls actually like it? Almost every time I try it on a girl, I catch some kind of heat.

Yes. But if you've had problems, wait for the girl to ask you to do it, because if she likes it enough she'll ask. Trust me.

[west milly Tom]

I never met a woman who didn't like a good ass slapin once bin a while.

[JerseyRich]

Does your ring have your initials on it? That would be awesome...then it would be like a brand...property of RS.

Nope. No initials.

But now you've got me thinking.

[RhinoinMN]

Maybe I'll dig out the class ring tonight. That has my initials on it.

[JerseyRich]

Maybe I'll dig out the class ring tonight. That has my initials on it.

Just change the second R to S...

That's all she really wants.

[Gvac]

I like to punch a chick right in the chops after I smack her ass.

Shows 'em who's boss.

[RhinoinMN]

I like to punch a chick right in the chops after I smack her ass.

Shows 'em who's boss.

There is a name for that.

[underdog]

There is a name for that.

hammersavage

[sr71blackbird]

This does not look pleasurable at all...


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[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

This does not look pleasurable at all...


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Damn it. Could their asses be any flatter? I'm not saying an ass makes a woman, I'm just saying it adds to her character. I like character.

[RhinoinMN]

Damn it. Could their asses be any flatter? I'm not saying an ass makes a woman, I'm just saying it adds to her character. I like character.

We know Charlie. When you slap ass you want to see waves.

[sr71blackbird]

Maybe they swell up when they are spanked?

[hammersavage]

Why do guys come from behind and slap a girl's ass for the heck of it? It stings.

because we can't stab you

I like to punch a chick right in the chops after I smack her ass.

Shows 'em who's boss.

There is a name for that.

hammersavage


thank you

[IamFogHat]

What girlfiend doesn't like a nice ass slap from her man? And vice versa? If you're doing it hard enough that it actually hurts then you're an asshole, but who does that? Doesn't every couple smack their partners ass? It's the same as a playfully loving tit grab from your man or junk grab from your girl.