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Doctor Z
08-26-2009, 01:41 PM
I have a friend named Jesus.
spoon
08-26-2009, 01:42 PM
I have a friend named Jesus.
Seriously, he told me he hates you. You might as well be a Roman.
Dan G
08-26-2009, 01:47 PM
If Jesus taught you karate, keep it on the low.
razorboy
08-26-2009, 01:48 PM
I have a friend named Jesus.
Does he sell oranges?
STC-Dub
08-26-2009, 03:35 PM
Braggart!
Devo37
08-26-2009, 03:37 PM
does he build hot rods?
spoon
08-26-2009, 03:39 PM
But Satan is my motor.....I'm not joking.
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spoon
08-26-2009, 03:40 PM
Goats go to hell.
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drjoek
08-26-2009, 03:44 PM
My boss is a Jewish carpenter
spoon
08-26-2009, 03:45 PM
My boss is a Jewish carpenter
Hey! That's Dr. Z's friend!
I guess he's a doc slurper.
El Rhino del Norte
08-26-2009, 03:46 PM
Does he sell oranges?
Cartoon Ballons?
boosterp
08-26-2009, 03:46 PM
Jesus mows my yard.
spoon
08-26-2009, 03:46 PM
Jesus mows my yard.
amen
TheGameHHH
08-26-2009, 03:47 PM
Nobody fucks with Jesus
http://thetravis4.com/The%20Big%20Lebowski/resources/images/jesus.jpg
Hottub
08-26-2009, 03:48 PM
I've never been a sinner
I've never sinned.
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