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Gmann
08-25-2009, 01:14 AM
If you plan on going home with a guy to bang.... DONT LOSE YOUR PHONE IN A CAB!!!

Im 0-2 right now with successful bangings because you women keep somehow losing your phone in a taxi cab. With all the money you spend on prada bags and whatnot....but a purse/bag thats able to hold your phone along with whatever other crap you keep in it!!!!!


Thank you!

instrument
08-25-2009, 03:25 AM
Lol yeah suuuure, they just wanted a free ride

Gmann
08-25-2009, 12:34 PM
It just ruins the mood. Youre in a cab, on the way home, messin around, get inside the apt, start ransacking each other when all of a sudden she notices her phone is missing.....and BAM....mood killer!

Aggie
08-25-2009, 12:37 PM
That's just cuz you take home drunk girls to take advantage of them.

Next time ask her before she gets out of the cab if she has everything and you'll finally get laid. :smoke:

Gmann
08-25-2009, 12:40 PM
I thought I did search the cab.
No matter.....we still had a fun time but it just killed instant mood we had when we walked in the apt. :devil2:

biggirl
08-25-2009, 12:42 PM
That bites. If I was already in the act of of making out, foreplay, sex I wouldn't even care about my damn phone.

Gmann
08-25-2009, 12:48 PM
It was more like a 20min break in the action cause she had to go pee. Then saw her bag and noticed it was open lil too much.

Couple weeks ago it was a even bigger fiasco cause got back to my place with this chick, and she's a Flight Attendant so she wanted to check her schedule 1st to make sure she was off and if she wasnt crewdesk would have to call her on it....couldnt find her iPhone....called it like 10x, someone picked up and was holding it for her but they were in the city, had to go all the way back to the city to get it at The Pourhouse on 3rd and 11th....come back to my place. That instant the mood was totally killed...no salvaging nothing.

JerseyRich
08-25-2009, 12:49 PM
You need a chick that's not old enough for a cell phone.

razorboy
08-25-2009, 12:52 PM
I can't find my phone.

lleeder
08-25-2009, 12:53 PM
next time try looking in her loose pussy

boosterp
08-25-2009, 12:53 PM
It was more like a 20min break in the action cause she had to go pee. Then saw her bag and noticed it was open lil too much.

Couple weeks ago it was a even bigger fiasco cause got back to my place with this chick, and she's a Flight Attendant so she wanted to check her schedule 1st to make sure she was off and if she wasnt crewdesk would have to call her on it....couldnt find her iPhone....called it like 10x, someone picked up and was holding it for her but they were in the city, had to go all the way back to the city to get it at The Pourhouse on 3rd and 11th....come back to my place. That instant the mood was totally killed...no salvaging nothing.

Making miss the days before cell phones.

Gmann
08-25-2009, 12:53 PM
You need a chick that's not old enough for a cell phone.

Next time Im doing a CSI type search before letting the cabbie drive away.

boosterp
08-25-2009, 12:54 PM
You need a chick that's not old enough for a cell phone.

Or owns a Jitterbug.

lleeder
08-25-2009, 12:54 PM
Next time Im doing a CSI type search before letting the cabbie drive away.

cunt scene investigation?

Gmann
08-25-2009, 12:56 PM
:lol:

TripleSkeet
08-25-2009, 12:58 PM
Im starting to get the feeling you couldnt get laid out of a chickens ass. Youve got some awful luck.

Gmann
08-25-2009, 01:07 PM
Oh no....last night was successful. Just annoying a little that the cell phone thing happened again. After the initial shock and emotions of her losing her phone wore off we picked up right where we left .

JerseyRich
08-25-2009, 01:11 PM
Oh no....last night was successful. Just annoying a little that the cell phone thing happened again. After the initial shock and emotions of her losing her phone wore off we picked up right where we left .

You bent over and tied up?

TripleSkeet
08-25-2009, 01:14 PM
No, he went back to painting her toenails.

Gmann
08-25-2009, 01:17 PM
Oh you guys with your joshin.... :thumbup: