Just Joshing!

[sourkitty]

Hey im pretty depressed today so can anyone who has a funny/corney joke post it here so i can laugh?!?!
thanks!
!*!sara

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[Fat Guy]

Just think about what a loser Al really is. That works for me.

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Me no like Al.
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[french bread pizza]

you asked for it.....
(purecstasy=french bread pizza)
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:09 PM): heeeyyy
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:09 PM): heeeyyy
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:10 PM): hi
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:10 PM): hi
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:21 PM): did you forget that you had sleeping pills in your drawer
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:21 PM): did you forget that you had sleeping pills in your drawer
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:29 PM): OMG no way i like totally for sure forgot that i had them
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:29 PM): OMG no way i like totally for sure forgot that i had them
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:38 PM): well you should take one so you can sleep tonight
PurEcstasY1 (11:42:38 PM): well you should take one so you can sleep tonight
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:03 PM): that's such a wonderful idea, you are the most intelligent person i know..just fucking perfect.don't ever change kristina
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:03 PM): that's such a wonderful idea, you are the most intelligent person i know..just fucking perfect.don't ever change kristina
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:29 PM): okay, kristina, i won't, and don't forget we're the same person so you can't change either..
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:29 PM): okay, kristina, i won't, and don't forget we're the same person so you can't change either..
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:35 PM): oh right..umm yeah okay well whatever
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:35 PM): oh right..umm yeah okay well whatever
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:36 PM): bye
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:36 PM): bye
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:37 PM): bye
PurEcstasY1 (11:43:37 PM): bye

i have nothing witty to say.

[Death Metal Moe]

I only know racist, sexist, evil jokes. Oh wait, I got one:

2 Cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and says, "This taste funny to you?"

Yuk Yuk

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[nickeye]

I think the FBP twins should double-date the CYYYFYYY boys.

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[french bread pizza]

Save your fork...


There was this woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order", she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. The woman also requested to be buried with her favorite Bible. Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her.

"There's one more thing," she said excitedly.
"What's that?" came the pastor's reply.
"This is very important," the woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand."
The pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say.
"That surprises you doesn't it?" the woman asked.
"Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the pastor.

The woman explained. "In all my years of attending church socials and pot luck dinners, I always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, 'Keep your fork.' It was my favorite part, because I knew that something better was coming...like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. Something wonderful, and with substance! So, I just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand, and I want them to wonder, 'What's with the fork?' Then I want you to tell them: "Keep your fork...the best is yet to come."

The pastor's eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman good-bye. He knew this would be one of the last times he would see her before her death. But he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. She NEW that something better was coming.

So next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you, oh so gently, that the best is yet to come....

i have nothing witty to say.

[french bread pizza]

In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in, looking
tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he
surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at
this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-
risky-and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The
doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. Finally,
one
man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone
wanted to ask: "Why does the male brain cost so much more?"

The doctor smiled at his childish innocence, and so, to the entire
group he said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down
the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

i have nothing witty to say.

[erinmoran]

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[DarkHippie]

wow, frenchie, that was beautiful.

I swear, it's not contagious!

[DarkHippie]

why do sea gulls fly by the sea?

cause if they flew by the bay, they'd be bagels.

I swear, it's not contagious!

[french bread pizza]

http://hometown.aol.com/its1all1about1me/learned.html

thank you dearie..^^^that's also something pretty cool, it's from my very first website :-D

i have nothing witty to say.

[Captain Rooster]

DO IT RUDY!

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I love that one!

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They heard the hum of our motors, and counted the rotors. They waited for us to arrive.
Yet we would all go down together!

[Hosp]

Frenchie, are you okay?

First your having IM conversations with yourself, then you're posting something that looks like it came from Reader's Digest, Then your trusty brain joke. Are you stir crazy from being snowed in?

..."Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"

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[french bread pizza]

all of the above..or something..hehe

no actually i just pulled back into my vault of happiness

i have nothing witty to say.

[RF Godfather]

FBP, you nutbar.. that's why your one of my favs.

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Thanks ManDrew! Take it easy like a Sunday morning, Clarkey!
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[Hosp]

I just pulled back in to my vault of happiness

I don't know why, but for some reason this reminded me of the Seinfeld "Master of my Domain". And I have to say, I'm enjoying the visual.

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[legroommusic]

You know, if I could reach out and give you a hug, I would, but I can't. DEAL WITH IT!

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name