Scones Are For Sissies

[Gvac]

And Brits, but that's redundant.

They're awful. Dry as a fart.

Real men have pastries, not scones.

[drjoek]

French queers invented pastries.


Up the Irish! !!

[DiabloSammich]

Scones always reminded me of somebody fucking up a cake recipe, but not admitting it, and saying "I meant to do that! I call them scones!"

[hunnerbun]

Then you guys probably haven't had good scones then. When they are fresh they are awesome and are meant to be eaten with toppings like jam or preserves.

[Gvac]

Then you guys probably haven't had good scones then. When they are fresh they are awesome and are meant to be eaten with toppings like jam or preserves.

This only proves my point - they're disgustingly dry and you need some type of topping to make them the least bit palatable.

[ope]

These scones are fucking delicous. Maybe uncle Greg should learn his food before he mouths off?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

These scones are fucking delicous. Maybe uncle Greg should learn his food before he mouths off?
maybe if they made steak flavored scones he would see the light?

[mariner]

i love scones. fuck the scone haters!

[sailor]

i love scones. fuck the scone haters!

word, yo.

[Foster's Blackberry]

Big scone fan, though I am of English decent

[razorboy]

Scones only wish they could be biscuits.

[Ritalin]

I fucking hate scones.

They're a punishment.

[drjoek]

Irish Soda Bread

WTF

[sailor]

Irish Soda Bread

WTF

pure deliciousness with butter.

[LordJezo]

http://www.teaandsympathynewyork.com/home.php

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4136/imagephpjgh.jpg

[instrument]

Scones and a chai tea=yum.

[chefdoug68]

Would someone please direct me to the crumpet thread?

[razorboy]

Would someone please direct me to the crumpet thread?

Follow your nose.

[boosterp]

Scone, fuck the scone that dry piece of shit. Give me a muffin, kolache, or coffee cake for a breakfast treat.

[hydee]

Fresh blueberry scones are the best, I have them at tea at least 2 times a month. I actually prefer mine without cream, but instead with a bit of butter.

The thing most people don't know about scones is that they are a bread,not a pastry. They used to be made with unleavened wheat and oats until rising agents became available to the masses. You can make scones a bit less dry if you add some sour cream to the recipe, but I like them the way they are.

[boosterp]

Fresh blueberry scones are the best, I have them at tea at least 2 times a month. I actually prefer mine without cream, but instead with a bit of butter.

The thing most people don't know about scones is that they are a bread,not a pastry. They used to be made with unleavened wheat and oats until rising agents became available to the masses. You can make scones a bit less dry if you add some sour cream to the recipe, but I like them the way they are.

I learned something new today.

[JerseyRich]

http://www.teaandsympathynewyork.com/home.php

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4136/imagephpjgh.jpg

^ This or This...

http://www.bluemoontea.com/storefront/images/specialtyfoods/M1029-300.jpg

::drools::

[Foster]

^ This or This...

http://www.bluemoontea.com/storefront/images/specialtyfoods/M1029-300.jpg

::drools::

no wonder it's "clotted",

it expired two years ago

[JerseyRich]

This only proves my point - they're disgustingly dry and you need some type of topping to make them the least bit palatable.

That's like saying...

Spaghetti sucks...but it awesome with olive oil, some grated cheese and tomato sauce.

Yea, no fucking kiddin!

[BlackSpider]

^ This or This...

http://www.bluemoontea.com/storefront/images/specialtyfoods/M1029-300.jpg

::drools::

Clotted Cream, huh...

[JerseyRich]

Clotted Cream, huh...

RECIPE (http://www.joyofbaking.com/DevonshireCream.html)

[BlackSpider]

RECIPE (http://www.joyofbaking.com/DevonshireCream.html)

Is that a "meatspin" link...?

[JerseyRich]

Is that a "meatspin" link...?

Oh ye of little faith.

[shittles]

Neither real men or real Americans eat scones