How to get revenge???

[sourkitty]

Hi people, my boyfriend just dumped me and i need to make him as miserable as i am feeling. What is a good way i can do that? I will go to all extremes! Please help me!

~*~Sara~*~
:(

[DarkHippie]

tell everyone he has a crooked and warty shlong

I swear, it's not contagious!

[erinmoran]

how about goin out with a guy a lot older than him...?

**nudge nudge..wink wink***

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[sketchy]

not that pantera would approve but fill out a change of address card at the post office with some new address in bali.

call the phone company and tell them your his finace and your moving so you need to cancel the phone the service. (all you need is phone no. and address).

i'm in the midst of packing otherwise i would dig up my anarchist cookbook for you. if you can find one there are hundreds of ways for revenge.

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[Zipgun]

Put his name and phone number in a gay classified ad.

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[sourkitty]

LoL....good one wit the gay ad. I think i am gonna do that.

~*~Sara~*~

[sourkitty]

LoL....I THINK I WILL LOOK FOR THAT BOOK..:)

THANKS!
~*~Sara~*~

[IkeaBoy]

How about like go to his friends and say he SO smells and like he's a bad kisser and ewwww.

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[FUNKMAN]

Tell him you want to make up!


"weren't expecting that one?"

He-He:)

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[Tenbatsuzen]

How about just moving on and not stooping to petty bullshit levels?

I've been hurt about 3 times in the last 4 months, do I do anything to them? No. I talk shit, but I move on.





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[Doogie]

You could do nothing at all and start the mending process or...........
You can call social security and drop a tip off saying that he has been collecting checks illegally claiming a disability (did that to an ex once). Then call the IRS and tell them the same thing and the 15 grand he forgot to claim in "medicinal expenses" (marijuana)...these are a few of the suggestions that i have for you

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doogie.. we are talking about children hun! and youre talk about tax fraud!
sourkitty.. how about you just talk to him.. thats enough revenge on its own

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[Poison Ivy]

I find the best revenge is no revenge at all. Usually the prick will end up making himself miserable at some point. Let Kharma take care of him. Meanwhile go out with other people, have a good time and don't ever let your ex see he hurt you. If he sees that him breaking up with you doesn't seem to even phase you that will piss him off more than any silly prank.

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[Sheeplovr]

I say u make him read your post cause god they drive me insain

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[The Blowhard]

Revenge is never a good idea. It will just prolong the misery and you may find yourself in big trouble.
Just laugh, tell yourself "his loss" and move on.

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[MightyMatt]

Find a chick that looks just like hher, fuck her and leave her. Diane Court is a show pony what you need is a stallione

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[F1Gm3nT]

if your ever moving from your apartment and hate your landlord...
just make a hole in the wall and stuff as much raw mwat as you can and seal the wall
do it aslover the house
and then just leave
meat will rot and stink up tyhe place and no one will know where the stench is coming from

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[Captain Rooster]

Living well is the sweetest revenge

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They heard the hum of our motors, and counted the rotors. They waited for us to arrive.
Yet we would all go down together!

[F1Gm3nT]

Living well is the sweetest revenge
AMEN

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[Arienette]

you could give him the clap... that's always funny

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and then the silver turns to grey
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[RF Godfather]

Use manicmail.com and play with his head ;) Didn't hear that from me sweetie.

Mums the word.

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[FUNKMAN]

What did you do to F it up?

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[RF Godfather]

FUNKMAN, why do you have to blame the lady automatically? LMFAO!

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[FUNKMAN]

RonFez,

I saw some "male bashing" like Poison Ivy's post and thought I'd take a different position...

Just trying to have a little fun...No harm intended...

Let's hear the whole story!

PEACE:)

FUNKMAN



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[impactplayer2k1]

Sara, don't listen to poison ivy...she knows nothing! Listen find a guy or girl and show him exactly what's he's missing

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[RF Godfather]

FUNKMAN I know you were just having fun that's why I put "LMFAO" at the end of it...

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[FUNKMAN]

RonFez,

I apologize, I honestly don't know what that stands for, could you please educate me...

THANKS!



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[Poison Ivy]

Funkman I was NOT male bashing so you can bite me http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tongue3.gif
And Impact....I knew you were the petty vengeful type....telling the girl to use someone....nice. How about she uses you? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tongue3.gif

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[FUNKMAN]

quote:/

the prick will end up making himself miserable


Poison,

I would have to assume you were bashing this male in particular?
I just thought we have not heard both sides and your right, I got a little defensive...

Oh Yeah, Is there any particular place you want to be bitten? :)

If you please, could you tell me what LMFAO means, THANKS!

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 1-20-02 @ 5:48 PM

[Poison Ivy]

Actually I wasn't really referring to that prick in particular (IF he even is a prick). I just meant, generally speaking, that any guy or girl lthat dumps someone and hurts them usually gets it done back to them at some point.

Why Funkman, was it you? ;) lol j/k

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[FUNKMAN]

No Not Me...

My real name is Ron, not Prick :)








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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 1-20-02 @ 9:41 PM

[SweetPea]

LMFAO= Laughing My Fucking Ass Off ;)

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