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Farmer Dave
08-19-2009, 04:29 PM
Seems there is always food when someone dies. If you could chose, what would it be.

I say:
Ice cold beer
anything that can be put in a smoker
and potato salad (wouldn't want Gvac to show up)

I'm dead, enjoy yourselves.
King Hippos Bandaid
08-19-2009, 04:30 PM
a mildly expensive cold cut platter

some bagels

lots of booze
Furtherman
08-19-2009, 04:31 PM
Revenge
Dougie Brootal
08-19-2009, 04:31 PM
cold, bitter revenge...
razorboy
08-19-2009, 04:32 PM
How about some revenge?
boosterp
08-19-2009, 04:34 PM
Beer and wine.

Brisket, slaw, and baked beans.

Put my ashes in a half full beer bottle, put a cig out in it, and throw me into the woods.
Dougie Brootal
08-19-2009, 04:37 PM
damn you, ferdinand...
Snoogans
08-19-2009, 04:43 PM
Weenie tots
Farmer Dave
08-19-2009, 04:45 PM
Beer and wine.

Brisket, slaw, and baked beans.

Put my ashes in a half full beer bottle, put a cig out in it, and throw me into the woods.

Its been over used but here it goes..

I like the cut of your jib.
ZigZagBigBag
08-19-2009, 04:46 PM
poutine and bugle buffet. and beer.
DolaMight
08-19-2009, 06:00 PM
I bike to work so I'd recommend my buttox meat or my thigh meat.
zildjian361
08-19-2009, 06:04 PM
Seems there is always food when someone dies. If you could chose, what would it be.

I say:
Ice cold beer
anything that can be put in a smoker
and potato salad (wouldn't want Gvac to show up)

I'm dead, enjoy yourselves.

cya
zildjian361
08-19-2009, 06:09 PM
I bike to work so I'd recommend my buttox meat or my thigh meat.

fuckin gay ass bitch
DolaMight
08-19-2009, 06:19 PM
fuckin gay ass bitch

How does that make me gay? you're the homo eating my rotting anal odourves. and did you have to lick the plate too fatso? the hunger drives you.
underdog
08-19-2009, 07:21 PM
Corn on the cob with butter and garlic salt.
TooLowBrow
08-19-2009, 07:22 PM
lsd
FezPaul
08-19-2009, 07:23 PM
Something fruity
red_red_red
08-19-2009, 07:25 PM
babies....evil naked babies
underdog
08-19-2009, 07:27 PM
Funnel cakes.
razorboy
08-19-2009, 07:29 PM
Poison funnel cakes.
foodcourtdruide
08-19-2009, 07:35 PM
Dogshit. And I hope the motherfuckers choke on it Because its their fault I'm in that goddamn box!!!!!!!
mikeyboy
08-19-2009, 07:41 PM
Chik fil A
FezPaul
08-19-2009, 07:47 PM
Funnel cakes.
Because Farmer Dave can't spell.
DolaMight
08-19-2009, 07:52 PM
Because Farmer Dave can't spell.

Maybe, but he can plant the fuck out of a potato. He'll fuck that shit up.
Meataball23
08-19-2009, 07:53 PM
Give me beers and wine from all over the world (b/c I love a theme) and will now tell everyone I know that they have to go around the world at my funeral



Oh and revenge
paracetamol flanders
08-19-2009, 09:01 PM
Summonses.
jauble
08-19-2009, 09:12 PM
Spaghetti sandwiches.
Gvac
08-20-2009, 02:16 AM
Beef jerky and scotch.

Lots and lots of scotch.
Patient zer0
08-20-2009, 02:35 AM
Choc pudding, raisins, prune juice and for the main course, pop corn shrimp
strawberrypop
08-20-2009, 05:47 AM
Fried dough, cotton candy, corndogs, and kettle corn. And beer. Just to put the fun in funneral.
A.J.
08-22-2009, 11:01 AM
I don't want a funeral.
WRESTLINGFAN
08-22-2009, 11:16 AM
Open Bar
CHUCKWAGONCOOK
08-22-2009, 12:00 PM
I'd make sure about 15 cans of this gets opened up.....


http://pinkbunnyears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/whoop-ass.jpg
Patient zer0
08-22-2009, 12:04 PM
Funnel cakes and cotton candy
Coach
08-22-2009, 12:10 PM
Beer, Hotdogs, insults..typical shit for a proper barbecue,
razorboy
08-22-2009, 12:10 PM
Poison cotton candy.
Charlie_Don't_Surf
08-22-2009, 12:11 PM
Poison cotton candy.

Bravo! There is one small flaw. You'd get all the kids but what about the parents?
razorboy
08-22-2009, 12:20 PM
Bravo! There is one small flaw. You'd get all the kids but what about the parents?

Arsenic-laced booze.
Charlie_Don't_Surf
08-22-2009, 12:22 PM
Arsenic-laced booze.

It's settled then. Yours would be the funeral of a lifetime.
epo
08-22-2009, 01:16 PM
Scones
Tall_James
08-22-2009, 01:21 PM
Open bar.

Steam table with Prime Rib station and Corned Beef & Cabbage.

Scalloped Potatoes.

Make your own sundae bar.
razorboy
08-22-2009, 01:35 PM
Open bar.

Steam table with Prime Rib station and Corned Beef & Cabbage.

Scalloped Potatoes.

Make your own sundae bar.

Funeral at the Golden Corral?
chefdoug68
09-03-2009, 04:48 PM
Funeral at the Golden Corral?

Great movie, an American classic.
SatCam
09-03-2009, 07:14 PM
Burgers and a wattamellon roll. Im planning on dying 4th of july weekend
tanless1
09-03-2009, 07:14 PM
id like to have a live blugrass quartet singn some gospel classics. - as long as that barbq is rockn
~Katja~
09-03-2009, 07:17 PM
Funnel cakes.
since I can't see you I am going to go with my original idea of

Funne(ra)l cake
KC2OSO
09-03-2009, 07:42 PM
poutine and bugle buffet. and beer.
that doesn't sound that good
Slumbag
09-03-2009, 07:44 PM
My body.

I won't be needing it, and I bet I'm fucking delicious.
jauble
09-03-2009, 07:46 PM
My body.

I won't be needing it, and I bet I'm fucking delicious.

Put me in the will. I'll cook you up if I'm still kicking.
Slumbag
09-03-2009, 07:48 PM
Put me in the will. I'll cook you up if I'm still kicking.

I was thinking everyone would just tear at me, lion style.
jauble
09-03-2009, 07:50 PM
I was thinking everyone would just tear at me, lion style.

I can do a nice mesquite thing and get a spit. You know, classy.
Slumbag
09-03-2009, 07:52 PM
I can do a nice mesquite thing and get a spit. You know, classy.

I was thinking that originally, but the thing going in my ass would just be humiliating.
















You know what.....fuck it. I'm dead. What do I care?
Cook it up, man.