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CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 01:50 PM
I just wanted to make something clear to the internetz regarding the latent overuse and abuse of the ellipsis in any sort of interaction over The World Wide Web.

If someone quotes Rousseau to argue a point, and some guy named "BikiniDan917" is being the Fonzie-Level contrarian of the group and responds with "..............................."? BikiniDan917 just revealed himself to be a short-dicked fuck who can't make the slightest semblance of an argument.

Know why? Cuz Daniel saw someone else do it somewhere else on the intarnets. Usually this kind of wit comes from under-aged computer gamers who thinks everything they say is going to disable the establishment, man.

Daniel did not come up with it himself. Daniel knows that he has nothing to say because he's either non-committal or too stupid to go with a debate, so he uses the ellipsis then goes "hee hee hee, l00k wut I deed" as he hits the enter key.

Daniel, most likely, is a fucking moron and doesn't even know "..." is called an ellipsis to begin with. He just thinks it's funny, and that it rips the tits off a debate. No, Dan. It doesn't. It makes YOU, Dan, look like a fucking carbuncular twathound eager for some puss in your poon.

And as for all you board psychologists (GAZ and friends, 8pm EST on UPN) who are saying "my stars and garters, whatever could have triggered this rage-rant from CCC? surely he knows a Dan in a bikini who Blah blah blah"- YES, I've dealt with this before, NO, Dan does not exist, I KNOW, nobody gives a fuck for real (and if you did...what the fuck? Seriously.)

I just had to have some five minute hate action there. Anybody who doesn't agree with me eats shit and likely babies too.
weekapaugjz
08-19-2009, 01:52 PM
I know what you mean...
Judge Smails
08-19-2009, 01:52 PM
.................?
disneyspy
08-19-2009, 01:53 PM
lol
ScottFromGA
08-19-2009, 01:53 PM
im bad about doing this........its out of habit.
iamdanlaroe
08-19-2009, 01:53 PM
,,,
CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 01:53 PM
I know what you mean...
You're alright.
.................?

Judge, see me after class.
Judge Smails
08-19-2009, 02:00 PM
Judge, see me after class.

For the record: I'm an English professor. You'll have to make an appointment to see me during my office hours. Just leave your name on the sheet outside my office.
Furtherman
08-19-2009, 02:01 PM
http://www.cloudbait.com/gallery/solar/eclipse.jpg
Judge Smails
08-19-2009, 02:03 PM
Turn around, Bright Eyes!
Crossweird
08-19-2009, 02:04 PM
Maybe it's Morse code...
CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 02:06 PM
For the record: I'm an English professor. You'll have to make an appointment to see me during my office hours. Just leave your name on the sheet outside my office.

It would have been less humbling if you were a real judge.
TjM
08-19-2009, 02:12 PM
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1043/jokerr.gif
drjoek
08-19-2009, 02:13 PM
http://imgs.tootoo.com/92/c3/92c31a643d74b9329621b859961a7a74.jpg
El Mudo
08-19-2009, 02:21 PM
I think this guy has all the answers you need (http://twitter.com/themime)
lleeder
08-19-2009, 02:22 PM
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britneypablo
08-19-2009, 02:23 PM
<font color="deeppink"> "..." before i opened this thread i assumed i was gonna see 14 posts of people just writing "..." before after and inbetween everything they wrote ".." but it wasnt "..." i underestimated you all and im sorry "..."
lleeder
08-19-2009, 02:25 PM
<font color="deeppink"> "..." before i opened this thread i assumed i was gonna see 14 posts of people just writing "..." before after and inbetween everything they wrote ".." but it wasnt "..." i underestimated you all and im sorry "..."

".................................................. .................................................. ................"
SatCam
08-19-2009, 02:25 PM
I dont care what you think
west milly Tom
08-19-2009, 02:27 PM
...every now and then I fall apart...and I need you bore tonight...and I need you more than ever...
Gvac
08-19-2009, 02:28 PM
Spider's gonna be crushed...
BlackSpider
08-19-2009, 02:36 PM
I just wanted to make something clear to the internetz regarding the latent overuse and abuse of the ellipsis ...

Undeveloped overuse...?
I might have went with "blatant" instead.
But then again, I'm not that bright...
DarkHippie
08-19-2009, 02:39 PM
your grammar is faulty. it's is not "..." or even ". . ." but ". . ."

Double space after a period :smoke:
Heather 8
08-19-2009, 02:44 PM
your grammar is faulty. it's is not "..." or even ". . ." but ". . ."

Double space after a period :smoke:

. . . gee, that's even more obnoxious. . .
Gvac
08-19-2009, 02:52 PM
Spider's gonna be crushed...

Undeveloped overuse...?
I might have went with "blatant" instead.
But then again, I'm not that bright...

Told ya...
led37zep
08-19-2009, 02:55 PM
I think this guy has all the answers you need (http://twitter.com/themime)

12,000 people are following that guy...wow!
TripleSkeet
08-19-2009, 02:57 PM
What the fuck is an Ellipsis?
BlackSpider
08-19-2009, 03:00 PM
Told ya...

You did tell him...
Kublakhan61
08-19-2009, 04:31 PM
What the fuck is an Ellipsis?

It is the singular of ellipses...
BlackSpider
08-19-2009, 04:34 PM
It is the singular of ellipses...

I thought a period was the singular for ellipsis...
Kublakhan61
08-19-2009, 04:44 PM
I thought a period was the singular for ellipsis...

HEY-OOOOHHH!!!
Ritalin
08-19-2009, 06:23 PM
your grammar is faulty. it's is not "..." or even ". . ." but ". . ."

Double space after a period :smoke:

Really?

And what about the punctuation after your emoticon?

Fag.
strawberrypop
08-19-2009, 06:46 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsis
razorboy
08-19-2009, 06:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsis

Well that just makes you a nerd.
strawberrypop
08-19-2009, 06:50 PM
Well that just makes you a nerd.

That's the least of the things that makes me a nerd.
bobrobot
08-19-2009, 07:06 PM
will make U Stoneder...!!!

http://www.sedivy.cz/photos/koala/KP%20-%20koala%20bear%202.JPG
strawberrypop
08-19-2009, 07:18 PM
I love that book!

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/19780000/19782593.JPG
sailor
08-19-2009, 10:12 PM
i thought this was going to be about kepler's first law of planetary motion.


(look it up)
DarkHippie
08-20-2009, 04:47 AM
Really?

And what about the punctuation after your emoticon?

Fag.

Me thinks your ellipsis is just a triple-heavy period. Might be time to change your tampon.
thepaulo
08-20-2009, 05:16 AM
guilty...........
nate1000
08-20-2009, 10:57 AM
Oh yeah?


x^2 /a^2 + y^2/b^2 = 1



so, there!
Charlie_Don't_Surf
08-20-2009, 10:59 AM
Oh yeah?


x2 y2
----- + ----- = 1
a2 b2


so, there!

I laughed heartily. . .
biggestmexi
08-20-2009, 11:01 AM
Oh yeah?


x^2 /a^2 + y^2/b^2 = 1



so, there!

i hate you so much.

i should NOT see this any where on the internet!