View Full Version : Who would be at your dream dinner party?
Rockvillejoe
08-18-2009, 06:23 PM
if you could pick anyone, and I mean anyone, from the past and present, brought back from death or still alive, to sit and chat at your dinner table, who would be on the invite list?
for me i mentioned pryor, hitler, jefferson, bentley, mabley, and sonia vergara.
hows about you?
underdog
08-18-2009, 06:24 PM
Hitler.
Patient zer0
08-18-2009, 06:26 PM
Gvac
spankyfrank
08-18-2009, 06:43 PM
Fez circa 2000
underdog
08-18-2009, 06:44 PM
Kim Jong Il.
led37zep
08-18-2009, 06:45 PM
My grandfather, maybe a few more older "zeps" so we could all bullshit together.
Charlie_Don't_Surf
08-18-2009, 06:48 PM
Valentino Rossi, Michael Schumacher, Gordon Murray and Hendrix.
Gvac
Why are you stealing underdog's answer?
SatCam
08-19-2009, 02:42 PM
reeshy
if you could pick anyone, and I mean anyone, from the past and present, brought back from death or still alive, to sit and chat at your dinner table, who would be on the invite list?
for me i mentioned pryor, hitler, jefferson, bentley, mabley, and sonia vergara.
hows about you?
Is there a limit?
You named 6 people, and everyone else has only named one.
Can I name 17?
56?
I NEED GUIDELINES!!!
What are we, anarchists?
zildjian361
08-19-2009, 02:55 PM
Joe Cocker, Bruce, Don Stugot's::wink:
Rockvillejoe
08-20-2009, 03:19 AM
Is there a limit?
You named 6 people, and everyone else has only named one.
Can I name 17?
56?
I NEED GUIDELINES!!!
What are we, anarchists?
You can invite up to 26 people. Marjorie Merriweather Post states that anything over 26 invitees constitutes a banquet.
So for this to be a quaint dinner party, 26 is tops. Have at it.
And by the way, I would also add Peter Lorre, David Niven, Gong Li, Orville Wright, (the funny brother), Lee Harvey Oswald, Minka, Ken Follett, and Jerry Seinfeld.
Kublakhan61
08-20-2009, 03:29 AM
Marcel Duchamp, John Barth, Virginia Woolf, Nina Simone, Parker Posey, David Lynch, David Byrne.
Should be interesting.
instrument
08-20-2009, 03:36 AM
Jesus and muhammad, thunderdome rules.
walking joint
08-20-2009, 04:14 AM
i think i answered this once before here...it would be my wife and her father, who passed away when she was 6.
Rockvillejoe
08-20-2009, 05:03 AM
Marcel Duchamp, John Barth, Virginia Woolf, Nina Simone, Parker Posey, David Lynch, David Byrne.
Should be interesting.
now this is an eclectic group.
not for nothin, but at that party there would be no sharp knives on the table.
i'd have nina simone sing "funkier than a mosquitos tweeter".
Rockvillejoe
08-20-2009, 05:06 AM
i think i answered this once before here...it would be my wife and her father, who passed away when she was 6.
what do you think she would say to him? of course after the obvious loving hellos.
i hope she would forgive him for leaving her way too soon.
what would you say to him?
walking joint
08-20-2009, 05:24 AM
i hope she would forgive him for leaving her way too soon.
is that supposed to be funny? he slipped in the shower, knocking himself out and the water burnt him so bad he died of complications a week later.
i have no idea what I would say, as I wouldn't be doing it for myself. I'd ask what happens after you die.
Kublakhan61
08-20-2009, 07:37 AM
now this is an eclectic group.
i'd have nina simone sing "funkier than a mosquitos tweeter".
Hell. Yes.
debit
08-20-2009, 07:46 AM
The child I backed over with my car while drunk.
King Hippos Bandaid
08-20-2009, 07:59 AM
Drinking 40 oz St. Ides and some Scones with
The Loch Ness Monster
Vinny "Microwave" Johnson
Vanessa Marcil
Ed Koch
Papa Smurf
She-Ra
John Wayne
William Henry Harrison
Shakespeare
more to follow
Rockvillejoe
08-20-2009, 11:19 AM
is that supposed to be funny? he slipped in the shower, knocking himself out and the water burnt him so bad he died of complications a week later.
i have no idea what I would say, as I wouldn't be doing it for myself. I'd ask what happens after you die.
wtf? does that sound funny?
we all would like to revisit family members that have passed, but your remark, made twice, made it seem like there was something unique and compelling about thiis particular situation.
i surmised that she may never had a chance to say goodbye and that she wanted him to know that it was ok. closure. there seemed to be more than the usual with this one. i guess not.
Rockvillejoe
08-20-2009, 11:26 AM
Drinking 40 oz St. Ides and some Scones with
The Loch Ness Monster
Vinny "Microwave" Johnson
Vanessa Marcil
Ed Koch
Papa Smurf
She-Ra
John Wayne
William Henry Harrison
Shakespeare
more to follow
[QUOTE=King Hippos Bandaid;2422469]Drinking 40 oz St. Ides and some Scones with
The Loch Ness Monster ?
dumb
Vinny "Microwave" Johnson?
boring unless you have a hoop in the backyard
Vanessa Marcil!
yes, excellent choice.
Ed Koch!
yes. brilliant dude.
Papa Smurf?
fuck him.
She-Ra?
trannie?
John Wayne
fuck john wayne and his bullshit mach image
William Henry Harrison?
why him? why not hoover? now there's a loser we could mock and laugh at.
Shakespeare?
maybe to make the toast, but who could understand this jabroni? i'd have him sign some shit to put on e-bay and throw his ass out.
Enabler
08-20-2009, 12:25 PM
jerry garcia, chris farley, jack nicholson, bob dylan
and instead of dinner we'd just get really drunk and high
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