I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

[El Mudo]

I hope Tucker Max dies in a fire

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:wallbash::wallbash:

[booster11373]

Anything that has Richard Kelly's name on it needs to be quarantined

[Coach_Mac]

First of all, anyone who sees this is half retarded

Second, I never read the book but that's not what I thought the book was about.

[bigtim666]

i read the book that was on story. The book wa pretty bad looking back i cant believe i finished it :thumbdown:

[TheMojoPin]

It's become a hard and fast rule that I want absolutely nothing to do with anyone who liked that book.

This is an actual movie? That trailer looks so bad.

[Snoogans]

isnt this the tool that OnA caught lying about a bunch of shit?

[realmenhatelife]

I was completely unaware of this guy and his book until today, I wish I had a time machine.

[Furtherman]

And why should I know who Tucker Max is?

[WampusCrandle]

the book is only meant to read while you shit. i went to barnes and noble the other day and that book was there, on the wrong shelf, and said "oh, that's supposed to be in the 'asshole' section". needless to say, i laughed since i read the book. she then stopped helping me. hah.

[WampusCrandle]

isnt this the tool that OnA caught lying about a bunch of shit?

really, when was that?

[realmenhatelife]

The worst thing in the world is a book marketed to people who don't read.

[disneyspy]

The worst thing in the world is a book marketed to people who don't read.

i once sold hearin aids door to door,my best customers didnt hear the doorbell

[earthbrown]

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[keithy_19]

What's your porn name? Scott Peterson.

I chuckled and then proceeded to burn myself with scolding hot coffee.

[west milly Tom]

this is exactly why I'm not going to a skin bar fro my bachelor party...the hookers are coming to my place.

[3Setsof10]

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What a bunch of sorry pussies

Wow, they waited until he left to do all that stupid pussy shit

No wonder they're in the state they're in 0.0

[strawberrypop]

What a bunch of sorry pussies

Wow, they waited until he left to do all that stupid pussy shit

No wonder they're in the state they're in 0.0

That's what I was thinkin. They did the same thing with that guy with the "bro" "man" etc. book - waited until he was gone for Opie to piss on it.

[IMSlacker]

That's what I was thinkin. They did the same thing with that guy with the "bro" "man" etc. book - waited until he was gone for Opie to piss on it.

The "bro" book guy was a phone interview, I'm pretty sure Opie pissed on it while he was still on the phone.

[Korda]

I give it two "blechs."

[sailor]

That's what I was thinkin. They did the same thing with that guy with the "bro" "man" etc. book - waited until he was gone for Opie to piss on it.

no, that was a phoner and the piss was during the interview, then they picked it up again. i didn't watch the tucker max video, but i recall it started during the interview, then they continued it after he left the studio, but while he was still accessible.

yeah, when you have the response open for an hour before hitting enter, imslacker beats ya to it. dammit.

[3Setsof10]

no, that was a phoner and the piss was during the interview, then they picked it up again. i didn't watch the tucker max video, but i recall it started during the interview, then they continued it after he left the studio, but while he was still accessible.

yeah, when you have the response open for an hour before hitting enter, imslacker beats ya to it. dammit.

Maybe you should actually watch the video, they waited until he left the studio and the door was shut

Unless "accessible" includes when he's done and leaving they're a sorry bunch of no talent pussies

[sailor]

Maybe you should actually watch the video, they waited until he left the studio and the door was shut

Unless "accessible" includes when he's done and leaving they're a sorry bunch of no talent pussies

yeah, you didn't notice the edit at 3:38 and 4:06 or so? he left the room pissed off because of what took place. if this is all you've seen of this bit, you don't have the whole story.

[3Setsof10]

yeah, you didn't notice the edit at 3:38 and 4:06 or so? he left the room pissed off because of what took place. if this is all you've seen of this bit, you don't have the whole story.

Oh so it's even worse, that's just great

I take it back- they're not only a couple of pussies but a couple of immature, unprofessional pussies. Toss a book at someone that is still in the room, watch what happens.

He had every right to be pissed IF that's what happened, they're a couple of no talent hacks who brought him in to talk about a book and rather than say something to his face they hid behind "dead" mics and closed doors

No wonder Anthony sits on a computer on a Sat night in his "compound" pointing guns at the screen, he's the most insecure pussy alive

[IMSlacker]

I hear that there's a message board out there where this kind of nonsense is welcomed.

[IamFogHat]

I think his blog/book is funny, but I can't imagine a movie about it being good. It will only highlight the fraty mentality douche bag aspects of his act and therein become painfully unfunny.

[Tallman388]

Oh so it's even worse, that's just great

I take it back- they're not only a couple of pussies but a couple of immature, unprofessional pussies. Toss a book at someone that is still in the room, watch what happens.

He had every right to be pissed IF that's what happened, they're a couple of no talent hacks who brought him in to talk about a book and rather than say something to his face they hid behind "dead" mics and closed doors

No wonder Anthony sits on a computer on a Sat night in his "compound" pointing guns at the screen, he's the most insecure pussy alive

I listened to the interview when it happened, Anthony clearly said "Bravo Sierra" into the microphone and Big Kev ripped the book in half right in front of him, which is why he RAN out of the building. It all starts at about 2:55 of that video when Opie says, "I got a little suspicious of your story." You miss the whole part of the story when they ask him where his evidence is for nearly all of his stories, which got edited out. But I guess you don't need any evidence to jump to conclusions, do you?

[3Setsof10]

I listened to the interview when it happened, Anthony clearly said "Bravo Sierra" into the microphone and Big Kev ripped the book in half right in front of him, which is why he RAN out of the building. It all starts at about 2:55 of that video when Opie says, "I got a little suspicious of your story." You miss the whole part of the story when they ask him where his evidence is for nearly all of his stories, which got edited out. But I guess you don't need any evidence to jump to conclusions, do you?

Wait

He said "Bravo Sierra" and that's not being disingenuous? They're on satellite, what's wrong with saying "you're full of shit?"

That's so chickenshit

He didn't run anywhere, the book was ripped afterwards, it was right on the video

I'm not jumping to anything, they clearly waited until he left before they tossed the book as well

Come on

[strawberrypop]

The "bro" book guy was a phone interview, I'm pretty sure Opie pissed on it while he was still on the phone.

Oh, Yeah, I remember now.

[mikeyboy]

I hear that there's a message board out there where this kind of nonsense is welcomed.

heh