Common items you DON"T own

[FatassTitePants]

I just realized that I do not own a camera of any kind, except for my shitty cell camera. I probably haven't had one in about 2 years. My old one got thrown in the Atlantic during a bachelor party and I never replaced it and I honestly never think of it. I feel like a psycho though because cameras are so cheap and common now that I think I am the only person who doesnt have one. I never have any desire to take pictures, either. so I don't think I am going to get one. I have no problems with other people taking pictures but I just try to enjoy the moment. Is there anything that everybody seems to have except you?

[Dude!]

Is there anything that everybody seems to have except you?

herpes

[mikeyboy]

I realized when I was going to boil lobsters over the weekend that I didn't own tongs to pull them out of the pot.

I have some now.

[DolaMight]

I don't own a tv subscription. however I own a tv and watch common programs.

[PapaBear]

Any sort of video games.

[jauble]

I think I might be sans microwave soon. I have never been happier. The microwave is the key to laziness.

[sailor]

i've never owned a cd player.

[KnoxHarrington]

When I was struggling to open a can of beans with my shitty hand can opener this weekend, it occured to me that I don't own an electric can opener.

I have no idea why, you can get one at Wal-Mart for like $6. I just don't.

[epo]

herpes

Gimme a break. Everyone has that.

[biggirl]

I don't have a cool phone with wifi. and I don't have an ipod.

[epo]

When I was struggling to open a can of beans with my shitty hand can opener this weekend, it occured to me that I don't own an electric can opener.

I have no idea why, you can get one at Wal-Mart for like $6. I just don't.

I've never owned one of those. Are those really common?

[mikeyboy]

I've never owned one of those. Are those really common?

I don't have one either. An electric can opener somehow seems very 1970's

[sailor]

I don't have one either. An electric can opener somehow seems very 1970's

you're all savages.

[mikeyboy]

you're all savages.

How many meals a week do you eat out of a can, hobo?

[sailor]

How many meals a week do you eat out of a can, hobo?

virtually none. but if i'm going to open the occassional can of tuna or stewed (or peeled) tomatoes, i'm going to do it in style.

[PapaBear]

People don't clean electric can openers enough.


BTW.. I only recently got one of those can openers that you use to open cans with liquid. I'd struggle with any sharp implement I could find, rather than spend 50 cents on one.

[boosterp]

I do not like electric can openers, they get dirty and are hard to clean. Unless you are a fancy man like Sailor and buy a new one every week.

I don't own an iPod.

[mikeyboy]

virtually none. but if i'm going to open the occassional can of tuna or stewed (or peeled) tomatoes, i'm going to do it in style.

Well, la di da, Mr. French person. Do you hold your pinkie to the side when forking out that can of tuna?

[sailor]

Well, la di da, Mr. French person. Do you hold your pinkie to the side when forking out that can of tuna?

nah, i just tong it out.

[PapaBear]

Tivo or DVR. My VCR still works, and I don't have to pay a subscription to use it.

[sailor]

Tivo or DVR. My VCR still works, and I don't have to pay a subscription to use it.

the dvr is such a great invention and worth every penny. you'd never realise how many lines you didn't understand and just shrugged off until you had the opportunity to rewind.

[jauble]

Tivo or DVR. My VCR still works, and I don't have to pay a subscription to use it.

you are a savage. I do not have any of those things currently, but you have giant cassette tapes playing in your tv.

[PapaBear]

the dvr is such a great invention and worth every penny. you'd never realise how many lines you didn't understand and just shrugged off until you had the opportunity to rewind.
Yeah. Too bad my VCR doesn't rewind.

[sailor]

Yeah. Too bad my VCR doesn't rewind.

you record every show you watch live?

[PapaBear]

you record every show you watch live?
I hardly watch anything live. I work at night.

[sailor]

I hardly watch anything live. I work at night.

when i worked nights i never watched anything. i'd tape stuff but never have the energy to watch them.

[mikeyboy]

Tivo or DVR. My VCR still works, and I don't have to pay a subscription to use it.

DVR -- greater than penicillin.

With kids I almost never get to watch television live. When I get the chance ti watch, there's always something I want to see waiting for me.

[landarch]

I do not own an ipod.

[boosterp]

Tivo or DVR. My VCR still works, and I don't have to pay a subscription to use it.

Ditto, and I only have broadcast TV and rarely turn it on unless playing Wii or the occasional movie. I mostly watch stuff on the computer.

[danner1515]

I don't own a video camera of any kind. My old phone used to shoot really crappy video, but I don't have it anymore. I'd feel like I was missing out if I actually did anything worth filming.

[Patient zer0]

A house

[A.J.]

Cellphone, ipod, DVR, video games.

[smiler grogan]

A vagina

[Ritalin]

I realized when I was going to boil lobsters over the weekend that I didn't own tongs to pull them out of the pot.

I have some now.

Well, la di da, Mr. French person. Do you hold your pinkie to the side when forking out that can of tuna?

Wait, you're giving him the la di da after revealing that you've FINALLY found your way to Williams-Sonoma for the PERFECT set of Lobster Tongs?

Oh Mikeyboy! How DID you ever LIVE without LOBSTER TONGS?

I don't own a car. Haven't for many years.

[TjM]

Elec Can opener
Camera
Toaster oven
ipod
mp3 player

[ANC]

A VCR (No need since I have DVD players and DVR)
A Ladder
A Cooler
A Video Camera

[sailor]

Wait, you're giving him the la di da after revealing that you've FINALLY found your way to Williams-Sonoma for the PERFECT set of Lobster Tongs?

Oh Mikeyboy! How DID you ever LIVE without LOBSTER TONGS?

I don't own a car. Haven't for many years.

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[CountryBob]

I dont have a watch - fuckin hate them.

[sr71blackbird]

Honest Injun, I have lived for almost 15 years without a TV. I had cable service for just the computer. I gave in maybe a year ago and got the triple play from Optimum and finally got a TV in here. I watch it maybe once every few months.
I would not own an electric can opener, because they are filthy. I have a Swing Away that I have had for decades and it works perfect and is spotless. 4 months ago I got an iPod Nano, and liked it so much I went and got the Touch, and now keep a Blackberry Bold on one hip and an iPod touch in my pocket.

[Misteriosa]

i dont have:

a dvr
a car
an electric can opener
a dishwasher
a washer or dryer
one of thoes nifty fridges that give out water and ice cubes on the door


more items will come along as i realize it...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i dont have:

a dvr
a car
an electric can opener
a dishwasher
a washer or dryer
one of thoes nifty fridges that give out water and ice cubes on the door


more items will come along as i realize it...

Me neither on everything except the car.

[Coach_Mac]

I think I might be sans microwave soon. I have never been happier. The microwave is the key to laziness.

Our microwave broke a year and a half ago and we havn't replaced it and I havn't missed it for one second. The only adjustment is that now we pop our popcorn over the stove in one of those popcorn bags from Scream.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Ipod


"Music is None of my Business" Marge Simpson

[EliSnow]

When I was struggling to open a can of beans with my shitty hand can opener this weekend, it occured to me that I don't own an electric can opener.

I have no idea why, you can get one at Wal-Mart for like $6. I just don't.

I don't either. It's not necessary for me -- our hand opener works just fine.

[boosterp]

Our microwave broke a year and a half ago and we havn't replaced it and I havn't missed it for one second. The only adjustment is that now we pop our popcorn over the stove in one of those popcorn bags from Scream.

My gf will only eat popcorn that is popped out of a small pot that she only uses for popcorn. Other than being a little old and beat up it's like any other pot.

[JerseyRich]

I don't now and have never owned a blender. It's something that other people seem to have always owned and I borrowed.

[hammersavage]

air conditioner

[boosterp]

I don't now and have never owned a blender. It's something that other people seem to have always owned and I borrowed.

Love my blender but with my food processor it gets used less. I do not have a spice rack, hate those damn things especially the ones that are only for decoration.

[~Katja~]

I think I might be sans microwave soon. I have never been happier. The microwave is the key to laziness.
mine was broken for a while and I was actually fine without it, then I plugged it back in the other day to see and it worked and have been using it again since... guess it's easier for warming up leftover food portions when you have a kiddo

[IMSlacker]

I don't have an electric can opener, but I do have a can opener that removes the entire lid from the can without leaving sharp edges. I love it.

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/82/df/f06a8149e7a0e1421170f110.L.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Btw...got one of these ratcheting can openers a couple years ago and it's fantastic!

http://images.crateandbarrel.com/is/image/Crate/RatchetOpenerGreyAV?$share$

[Ritalin]

I don't now and have never owned a blender. It's something that other people seem to have always owned and I borrowed.

let's buy him a blender then invite ourselves
over for margarias.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

What I don't have that I want to get is a V8 Blender. You know. . . for smoothies and stuff.

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[JerseyRich]

let's buy him a blender then invite ourselves
over for margarias.
AY AY AY!

Pina Coladas and Margaritas for EVERYONE!

[mendyweiss]

Pornography

[Ritalin]

AY AY AY!

Pina Coladas and Margaritas for EVERYONE!

Pina Coladas?

coughfagcough

[JerseyRich]

Pina Coladas?

coughfagcough

Haha!

Yea I forgot that Margaritas are the most Hetero drink of all time.

[Farmer Dave]

a life of my own

[Foster's Blackberry]

as of this morning Toilet Paper,


Have to go shopping today

[ANC]

http://www.draindoctor.org/images/plunger-dallas.jpg

Until I get one, I'm being very conservative...

[Foster's Blackberry]

I was just reading through the previous posts and came to realize this thread will come in handy for holiday shopping.

As of right now everybody (except sailor) will be leaving the .net X-Mas party with an electric can opener.






sailor's going to be tough to shop for, I'll ask Black Spiders dad for advice on clothing ideas

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I don't own a CD player. All I have is a record player with an 8-track tape player in it.

But I got a kick ass record collection.