Why dont I ever find this stuff?

[Crispy123]

60-Pound Bag Of Cocaine Found Lying In Open (http://www.wftv.com/news/20356177/detail.html)

Indian River County deputies are trying to figure out who left $1 million worth of cocaine just lying around. On Saturday morning, eyewitnesses saw a suspicious looking burlap sack in Sebastian Inlet and called police. Inside the bag they found approximately 60-pounds of cocaine.

This is about 30 mins from where I live. Im going to start hanging out at the inlet more. This is why Florida is going to bounce back from this recession!

[lleeder]

Sounds like a trap

[biggirl]

I would not want to find this. I would rather live through the recession out of jail.

[Enabler]

i would have settled for finding a 45lb bag of pure cocaine

[SatCam]

Indian River County deputies are trying to figure out who left $1 million worth of cocaine just lying around

so they told it to get a job

[Hottub]

OK, seriously. What the hell are you going to do with 60lbs. of coke? Put an ad on Craigslist?
Unless you have deep connections you are going to wind up dead or in jail forever.

You can't even move grams without putting your life in danger, 60 lbs?
Impossible.

[SatCam]

OK, seriously. What the hell are you going to do with 60lbs. of coke? Put an ad on Craigslist?
Unless you have deep connections you are going to wind up dead or in jail forever.

You can't even move grams without putting your life in danger, 60 lbs?
Impossible.

Im pretty sure they pulled it off on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[lleeder]

OK, seriously. What the hell are you going to do with 60lbs. of coke?

Thats enough to save terrestrial radio.

[sr71blackbird]

I imagine this means someone is in deep trouble somewhere...

[One Dead Fred]

OK, seriously. What the hell are you going to do with 60lbs. of coke? Put an ad on Craigslist?
Unless you have deep connections you are going to wind up dead or in jail forever.

You can't even move grams without putting your life in danger, 60 lbs?
Impossible.

This is true. What would you do with this? I don't have a problem with people doing drugs. I don't touch them myself, but how would a guy like me with absolutely no drug connections make a few dollars off that? Why should the guys doing illegal activity all the time make all the big bucks? I'd probably just turn it in to the cops and let them sell it.

[Crispy123]

Jeez you people are some debbie downers.

Its sooo easy. One word, coffee. Open a coffee stand, spike with coke and watch the money roll in.

[RhinoinMN]

Sounds like a trap

Exactly.

Stupid friend of mine found 2 bales of pot in a ditch and tried to sell it. The original mule was scared and unloaded it in the ditch. He knew who took it and made an anonymous tip.

[Radioguy]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3127/bardemcountry.jpg

[Crossweird]

60 lbs of cocaine? Of course I'd turn in 50 lbs of cocaine. What the hell do I need 40 lbs of cocaine for? Here, officer. Please take these 30 lbs of cocaine out of my sight.

[jauble]

so they told it to get a job

This deserved more.

[One Dead Fred]

For a practical joke you could replace the salt in the shakers at a diner or fast food joint.

[boosterp]

For a practical joke you could replace the salt in the shakers at a diner or fast food joint.

I wish that was funny but it's not. At a Pizza Hut when I was stationed near Colorado Springs an employee had spiked the cheese shaker with coke. My gf had to go to the hospital, she could not catch her breath, I had to sit with the police then explain it to my OIC what had happened. The cops would not let me drive back on to post so I had to wait for a Humvee to get me. I was embarrassed, piss tested 2 months in a row, and my gf was pissed.

The Pizza Hut chick went to jail and I think was facing a felony. I also got $25 in coupons from the manager.

[Enabler]

I wish that was funny but it's not. At a Pizza Hut when I was stationed near Colorado Springs an employee had spiked the cheese shaker with coke. My gf had to go to the hospital, she could not catch her breath, I had to sit with the police then explain it to my OIC what had happened. The cops would not let me drive back on to post so I had to wait for a Humvee to get me. I was embarrassed, piss tested 2 months in a row, and my gf was pissed.

The Pizza Hut chick went to jail and I think was facing a felony. I also got $25 in coupons from the manager.

how about attempted murder? or involuntary manslaughter or some shit? i would have sued the piss out of whoever owns pizza hut.

[Dougie Brootal]

i would have sued the piss out of whoever owns pizza hut.

i woulda ordered seconds.

[DolaMight]

60 lbs?

That's what Flathead calls a single serving.

[Suspect Chin]

60 lbs of cocaine? Of course I'd turn in 50 lbs of cocaine. What the hell do I need 40 lbs of cocaine for? Here, officer. Please take these 30 lbs of cocaine out of my sight.

...Just gotta finish this last bit so its out of my sight so I can just stop thinking about it and get on with my life and never buy more.

[Contra]

OK, seriously. What the hell are you going to do with 60lbs. of coke? Put an ad on Craigslist?
Unless you have deep connections you are going to wind up dead or in jail forever.

You can't even move grams without putting your life in danger, 60 lbs?
Impossible.

This guy didn't seem to have a problem
http://www.xomba.com/files/images/jung.preview.png

Just don't tell pee wee who your supplier is