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hammersavage
08-09-2009, 02:33 PM
Tonight at 10 pm on Comedy Central.

Usually good for 10 laughs or so. I'll at least watch it til Entourage starts.
Gvac
08-09-2009, 02:34 PM
Tonight at 10 pm on Comedy Central.

Usually good for 10 laughs or so. I'll at least watch it til Entourage starts.

Skip both.

You'll thank me.
hammersavage
08-09-2009, 02:34 PM
I have to watch something
Gvac
08-09-2009, 02:35 PM
Do you?
disneyspy
08-09-2009, 02:36 PM
im watchin lara croft : tomb raider on flix
drjoek
08-09-2009, 02:37 PM
Roasted ?
On a spit over a flame?
About time
cougarjake13
08-09-2009, 02:38 PM
will there be anyone batchworthy ???
MagillaGorillaz
08-09-2009, 03:03 PM
will there be anyone batchworthy ???

Do you find Mellisa Rivers batchable? She has to be on there.
DarkHippie
08-09-2009, 03:50 PM
The roasts are always great. I'll watch as soon as the yanks/sox game ends
hanso
08-09-2009, 04:05 PM
I enjoy roasts. But hate censorship on comedy central.
Whole lota beepin goin on. (even latenight).

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pennington
08-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Do you find Mellisa Rivers batchable?

Maybe with a little girl-on-girl action with Kathy Griffin, the roast master?

This doesn't look promising but the best lines are usually from roasters directed at other roast guests.
Snoogans
08-09-2009, 04:12 PM
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Snoogans
08-09-2009, 04:17 PM
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Ross always kills it too
cougarjake13
08-09-2009, 04:27 PM
Do you find Mellisa Rivers batchable? She has to be on there.

yes id batch to her


hell even joan isnt unbatchable
Snoogans
08-09-2009, 04:28 PM
yes id batch to her


hell even joan isnt unbatchable

then why did you have to ask if anyone batchable would be there?
mikeyboy
08-09-2009, 04:30 PM
I'll save you the trouble. Here will be the framework for 90% of the jokes.

She's old.

She drove her husband to suicide

She has shitty plastic surgery


Lather, rinse, repeat.
cougarjake13
08-09-2009, 04:31 PM
then why did you have to ask if anyone batchable would be there?

well i knew the rivers' would be there


more or less i was wondering if sarah silverman or some other comedic chicks would be there
jauble
08-09-2009, 05:14 PM
I'll save you the trouble. Here will be the framework for 90% of the jokes.

She's old.

She drove her husband to suicide

She has shitty plastic surgery


Lather, rinse, repeat.

Also someone will ask who is Greg Giraldo.
Coach
08-09-2009, 05:30 PM
Not watching..Jokes about her daughter were OFF LIMITS apparently.
Shame, since she said she was about a year younger than me, which would have made her about 14 in college in 1985
TooLowBrow
08-09-2009, 06:10 PM
so far its sucking up to joan and a few jokes that shes ugly
jauble
08-09-2009, 06:11 PM
Also someone will ask who is Greg Giraldo.

She called him Who-larious. Count it.
DolaMight
08-09-2009, 06:14 PM
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That was cool but I don't think Fox got off one funny line.

People are laughing at the Oscar winner beacuase he's famous meanwhile the middler just didn't have the balls to strike back. hung himself.
Coach
08-09-2009, 06:23 PM
How many Madame puppet jokes?
jauble
08-09-2009, 06:24 PM
Oh Mario, your so gay.
Doogie
08-09-2009, 06:36 PM
Oh Mario, your so gay.

God, his part was awful...the bits he did were so-so funny back in 2000 when he used to do it on O and A. But now it is just tired and very unfunny.
jauble
08-09-2009, 06:42 PM
Giraldo and Ross so far are the only ones that know what they are doing. Of course a roast is the only time you see them anymore.
KnoxHarrington
08-09-2009, 07:08 PM
The best of those roasts was the Chevy Chase one, just because the "roasters" had all the affection for him that they showed Private Pyle in the sock party scene.
IamFogHat
08-09-2009, 07:10 PM
Why do they always put non comedians on these things? Robin is really making a fool out of herself.
Having said that, I thought Brad Garett kinda killed. Is he funny in real life? He didn't seem like a comedian up there so I don't think he's done stand up but he pulled off the jokes someone wrote for him pretty well.
MagillaGorillaz
08-09-2009, 08:06 PM
Why do they always put non comedians on these things? Robin is really making a fool out of herself.
Having said that, I thought Brad Garett kinda killed. Is he funny in real life? He didn't seem like a comedian up there so I don't think he's done stand up but he pulled off the jokes someone wrote for him pretty well.

Brad Garett is a stand up comedian. Ray Romano and him used to work clubs together and Ray gave him a break putting him on his sitcom.
I miss sitcoms. Most of the comedians doing these roasts would be great in an ensemble type sitcom.
KnoxHarrington
08-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Memo to Donald Trump: you're not funny. At all.
hammersavage
08-09-2009, 08:24 PM
I thought Brad Garrett killed too. Pretty surprised.
IamFogHat
08-09-2009, 08:28 PM
Memo to Donald Trump: you're not funny. At all.

Can we be generals in the army of 'enough of donald trump.'?
DantheBartender
08-09-2009, 09:29 PM
That chick that's on Chelsea Lately was kinda funny toward the end.

I seem to remember them ragging on Melissa a bit, so I don't know who said she was off-limits.

Lucky Louie was a great sitcom.

:blink:
benjamin
08-09-2009, 10:23 PM
Gilbert Goddfried killed again as usual.

He is consistently the best roaster imo.

The Robin Quivers molestation joke was hilarious.
pennington
08-10-2009, 03:47 AM
God, his part was awful...the bits he did were so-so funny back in 2000 when he used to do it on O and A. But now it is just tired and very unfunny.

Tom Arnold came on after Mario and thanked him for lowering the bar because he (Tom) didn't think he could follow Greg Giraldo.
danner1515
08-10-2009, 04:43 AM
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Eh, I always thought that clip just made Jamie Foxx look like a douche who can't handle having someone joke about him. He's a SERIOUS guy now, people. How dare a young comedian make a jab at him.
pennington
08-10-2009, 05:28 AM
Brad Garrett (I think it was him) had a funny line: Joan has fucked more old Jewish men than Bernie Madoff.

At the end of the roast when Joan gave her speech that she was going to stay and the flag dropped down, the flag was backwards. Nobody noticed that during rehearsals? Not even a stage hand?
vamessenger
08-10-2009, 06:46 AM
I didn't notice either.
Space Edge
08-10-2009, 08:10 PM
it's on now uncensored.

edit

well not totally uncensored they are beeping some words and letting others fly.
Drunky McBetidont
08-10-2009, 08:11 PM
it's on now uncensored.

do we get to see her beaver?
TooLowBrow
08-10-2009, 08:14 PM
do we get to see her beaver?

http://estabrook.ci.lexington.ma.us/Library/Nov/OldBeaver.jpg
Space Edge
08-10-2009, 08:17 PM
do we get to see her beaver?

only if we are lucky