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TooLowBrow
08-07-2009, 11:11 PM
Have you ever been in a rock fight? As a kid there were a few times rocks got tossed back and forth. I guess it was dangerous but at the time it was just something that us kids liked to do.

weekapaugjz
08-07-2009, 11:15 PM
never rocks, but lots of crab apple fights.

TooLowBrow
08-07-2009, 11:16 PM
never rocks, but lots of crab apple fights.

you ever put a crab apple on a stick and whip it at someone that way?

weekapaugjz
08-07-2009, 11:18 PM
you ever put a crab apple on a stick and whip it at someone that way?

negative. but it sounds like fun.

TooLowBrow
08-07-2009, 11:19 PM
negative. but it sounds like fun.

the thing flies off like a bullet out of a rifle

PapaBear
08-07-2009, 11:22 PM
Yes.

Better than the actual rock fights though, was when we would tease the smallest Rao brother. We (including his two older brothers) would fuck with him until he'd go ballistic, start grabbing handfuls of pea sized gravel, and throw it at us while screaming (in tears) "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"

When he was older, he was studying to be a stock broker. In a fit over something to do with an ex girlfriend with some other guy, he threw a brick through a restaurant window (jeopardizing any chance he would have to become a stock broker).

ROCK ON, BABY!!!

PapaBear
08-07-2009, 11:23 PM
never rocks, but lots of crab apple fights.
We would throw crab apples at the crappy ice cream guy that replaced the Mr. Softee guy.

TooLowBrow
08-07-2009, 11:24 PM
ive seen sparks come off playground equipment while throwing rocks at kids hiding there

Suspect Chin
08-07-2009, 11:25 PM
never rocks, but lots of crab apple fights.

HA! Yes I used to put them on ends of sticks and wing em. Rock fights too; I still have a scar on my forehead to prove it.

How about BB gun fights?

TooLowBrow
08-07-2009, 11:28 PM
HA! Yes I used to put them on ends of sticks and wing em. Rock fights too; I still have a scar on my forehead to prove it.

How about BB gun fights?

i got a scar on my head from a rock (it started as an ice fight but we ran out of ice) and a scar on my chest from a bb gun battle

PapaBear
08-07-2009, 11:30 PM
Bottle rocket fights were the BEST!

PapaBear
08-07-2009, 11:32 PM
and a scar on my chest from a bb gun battle
BB gun battles were common. Most of us had the pump kind, but we had a 2 pump maximum rule.

weekapaugjz
08-07-2009, 11:33 PM
Most of us had the pump kind, but we had a 2 pump maximum rule.

i bet you did, homo.

TooLowBrow
08-07-2009, 11:33 PM
Bottle rocket fights were the BEST!

i like roman candle fights

PapaBear
08-07-2009, 11:33 PM
i bet you did, homo.
At that age, we didn't need more than two pumps.

PapaBear
08-07-2009, 11:34 PM
i like roman candle fights
Too expensive.

weekapaugjz
08-07-2009, 11:35 PM
At that age, we didn't need more than two pumps.

did you frequent devil's creek?

hedges
08-07-2009, 11:38 PM
HA! Yes I used to put them on ends of sticks and wing em. Rock fights too; I still have a scar on my forehead to prove it.

How about BB gun fights?

I got kicked out of boy scout summer camp for having bb gun battles with the CO2 pistols. Those things left a nice welt.

Roman candles were a nice addition to any bottle rocket fight.

Judge Smails
08-08-2009, 12:07 AM
When I was in the 6th grade we moved a couple of towns over. One day a bunch of friends from the old neighborhood showed up out of the blue.

We were playing in the woods by my house when one of them decided to run off into the brush and start pelting us with pebbles and small rocks from his hiding place. I eventually got really pissed off because he wouldn't stop so I picked up a rock the size of a softball and threw it blindly into the brush.

Now, mind you I had no idea where he was but wouldn't you know it - a million to one shot - I nailed him right in the head.

We headed back to my house with him crying and blood streaming down his forehead and carrying on about how he and his father were going to sue me. As soon as my mom saw us coming up the street, caught sight of him and heard what he was saying she started screaming to get away from her house and never come back. That was the last day I ever saw that group of friends.

ozzie
08-08-2009, 05:39 AM
Single action Red Rider style BB Gun wars. No pump guns allowed. Only single layer pants could be worn. Upper body and head could be covered however you wanted. Played in the winter mostly. It was supposed to encourage players to keep their shots towards the legs where you could inflict more pain, but I've got a slight scar on my forehead and chipped a tooth in a battle once.

Tried to collect up enough fireworks for a 4th of July battle in the woods, but no one seemed to be able to have all their shit together at the same time.

A.J.
08-08-2009, 09:05 AM
never rocks, but lots of crab apple fights.

Ditto. Those fuckers can sting.

Gvac
08-08-2009, 09:14 AM
We would stand on opposite sides of the street and whip rocks at each other, alternating throws. The only rule was that you had to stay in your square on the sidewalk.

Moe Lester
08-08-2009, 09:15 AM
we used to do that shit all the time when i was a kid. end up bleeding and bruised hahaha. the dumb stuff we do as children......

Devo37
08-08-2009, 09:35 AM
dirt ball fights when i was a kid. there would be great controversy if someone loaded the middle of a dirt ball with a rock.

lleeder
08-08-2009, 09:38 AM
the best was when you really hurt someone. that's when you got concerned like "hey i wanted to hit you with that rock but not hurt you til you cried and told on me"

razorboy
08-08-2009, 09:40 AM
We had rock fights when I was a kid, but we had a grapefruit tree in our backyard, so we had more grapefruit fights. A deftly thrown grapefruit can be quite painful.

lleeder
08-08-2009, 09:42 AM
We had rock fights when I was a kid, but we had a grapefruit tree in our backyard, so we had more grapefruit fights. A deftly thrown grapefruit can be quite painful.

Throw a bowl of cereal at someone and they've got a balanced breakfast.

Suspect Chin
08-08-2009, 10:46 AM
dirt ball fights when i was a kid. there would be great controversy if someone loaded the middle of a dirt ball with a rock.



We used to have muck fights in a pond nearby. Dive down, grab a handful of muck, form it into a ball and throw. The ability to dive underwater to evade a throw was added fun.

A.J.
08-08-2009, 10:49 AM
We had rock fights when I was a kid, but we had a grapefruit tree in our backyard, so we had more grapefruit fights. A deftly thrown grapefruit can be quite painful.

Definitely.

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TooLowBrow
08-08-2009, 11:09 AM
if fez reads this thread hes gonna go off on how we were all neglected and child abused

razorboy
08-08-2009, 11:10 AM
if fez reads this thread hes gonna go off on how we were all neglected and child abused

Abused by children?

TooLowBrow
08-08-2009, 11:29 AM
Abused by children?

abused by parents who wouldnt keep us safe at home all the time

razorboy
08-08-2009, 11:37 AM
abused by parents who wouldnt keep us safe at home all the time

Thankfully my parents didn't much care.

ImNotGvac
08-08-2009, 11:50 AM
dirt ball fights when i was a kid. there would be great controversy if someone loaded the middle of a dirt ball with a rock.



we called em "dirt bombs" ....

STC-Dub
08-08-2009, 03:18 PM
Rock and pieces of wood fight in trenches on either side of a road. I stood up at the wrong time and got nailed in the eye. My mother was pissed when I came home saying I could not see.

Liverspot
08-08-2009, 04:42 PM
Rock fights and dirt fights, (we called them dirt clods). Also lived near a stand of fruit trees so apple fights were common as well, along with figs and plums. Plums were the best, they didn't really hurt but when they were soft you could get someone filthy with splattered plum muck. The little green apples hurt like hell though.

Sarge
08-08-2009, 06:16 PM
Growing up we had all kinds of fights, acorns/chestnuts, apples, dirt bombs, rocks, BB guns, and fireworks. Someone always went home bleeding.

brettmojo
08-08-2009, 06:18 PM
The best were during the winter. Ice ball fights. Also would take rocks and make snowballs around them for the kids you hated. Good times.

Stuft
08-08-2009, 06:27 PM
Was only once, i think. I had to be the loud mouth snot (at 8 yrs old) cuz stupid boys were throwing rocks at my friend, who had her arm in a cast. I just remember rolling down the hill, fighting one of the boys off, after i tried to kick him in the nuts and failed. Now that im reflecting, he may have just been trying to cop a feel. Stupid boys!:nono:

Farmer Dave
08-09-2009, 02:20 PM
never rocks, but lots of crab apple fights.

HA! Yes I used to put them on ends of sticks and wing em. Rock fights too; I still have a scar on my forehead to prove it.

How about BB gun fights?

Bottle rocket fights were the BEST!

i like roman candle fights

dirt ball fights when i was a kid. there would be great controversy if someone loaded the middle of a dirt ball with a rock.



The best were during the winter. Ice ball fights. Also would take rocks and make snowballs around them for the kids you hated. Good times.

All of the above and mostly with my brother. When one of us was bawling, we both took the ass whipping.

jauble
08-09-2009, 02:25 PM
Not with rocks, but about anything else you could throw. The sound of a rotten crabapple hitting someone in the forehead still makes me laugh.

hedges
08-09-2009, 02:33 PM
The best were during the winter. Ice ball fights.

I remember once, taking a snowball and dipping it in water then putting it in the freezer. Then repeating the process until I had the perfect ice ball.