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Furtherman
08-07-2009, 06:57 AM
'Hero' Greek woman sets fire to drunken Briton's genitals (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/5984266/Hero-Greek-woman-sets-fire-to-drunken-Britons-genitals.html)

A 26-year old Greek woman has become an overnight national hero after setting fire to the genitals of a 23-year old drunken Briton who allegedly tried to sexually assault her in a crowded bar.

According to a police statement issued last night the incident occurred at a club in the notorious coastal resort of Malia, which is dominated by young Britons seeking all-night revelry.

It alleged the Briton took down his trousers and started waving his genitals at a number of girls. He then specifically "forcefully fondled" the 26-year old Greek woman, asking her to take hold of his genitals.

After asking him to stop harassing her, the police said, she poured the alcoholic drink Sabucco on his genitals (an Italian brand type of Greek ouzo or French Pernod drink).

This again allegedly failed to stop his advances, so the woman seized a lighter and set fire to the alcohol-drenched genitals, local press reports said.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Good for her though... self defense.

ANC
08-07-2009, 06:59 AM
What's a Briton? Are they magical or something?

TjM
08-07-2009, 06:59 AM
I thought this was going to be about ESD

topless_mike
08-07-2009, 07:00 AM
thats what he gets for wearing "trousers"
is it 1940 again?

strawberrypop
08-07-2009, 07:06 AM
The word "hero" is ridiculously overused and misapplied.

She wasn't a hero. She was trying to save herself. She should be commended for her bravery and quickness of thought/reflex, but she wasn't throwing herself into harm's way to save other people's lives or anything.

She probably doesn't even have a cape.

dino_electropolis
08-07-2009, 07:20 AM
Thats exactly why i didnt marry a greek girl.




Because Italian girls are much more even tempered......:unsure::unsure:

Judge Smails
08-07-2009, 07:44 AM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q16/jzeilmann/firecrotch.gif

ANC
08-07-2009, 07:46 AM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q16/jzeilmann/firecrotch.gif

:lol: That made me smile...

dino_electropolis
08-07-2009, 07:50 AM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q16/jzeilmann/firecrotch.gif

What kinda perverted shit are you privy to? Where do you find this type of disgusting sexual deviance?




Seriously, where? Help a brother out.

topless_mike
08-07-2009, 09:43 AM
What kinda perverted shit are you privy to? Where do you find this type of disgusting sexual deviance?




Seriously, where? Help a brother out.

ronfez.net
hell, we even celebrated our own board creep.

sailor
08-07-2009, 01:54 PM
seriously, was anyone surprised he was doing cocaine?

lleeder
08-07-2009, 01:58 PM
ok who's correcting mistakes around here?

sailor
08-07-2009, 02:00 PM
ok who's correcting mistakes around here?

football? that was pretty dick.

cougarjake13
08-07-2009, 04:54 PM
thought this was another thread about lindsey lohan

hanso
08-07-2009, 11:41 PM
Hot rocket/Hot pocket

Crispy123
08-08-2009, 12:02 AM
Seriously Dave and all the redheaded freaks in theworld with their fire engine pubes make me want to barf!