whats the worst autograph you ever got?

[lleeder]

When i was a kid i went will my dad to some mobile catering convention. As i was leaving the hotel it was being held in i saw mc hammer at the height of his popularity. i didnt have any hammer stuff available so i had him sign a rudy farms sausage plate from the convention. i still have the autographed plate.

[boosterp]

None.

[Coach]

Ferrante and Tiecher..or maybe Beverly Sills....tossup.

[SatCam]

When i was a kid i went will my dad to some mobile catering convention.


Did your dad run Gvac's Chuckwagoncook Trailer?

[mikeyboy]

My dad was an airline pilot, so twice he got me autographs when he had famous people on his flight. The first was Johnny Bench ("Catch you later! Johnny Bench" on an airline napkin). Pretty cool. The second was a signed 8X10 glossy of Valerie Harper.

[Marc with a c]

turk wendell.

[lleeder]

My dad was an airline pilot, so twice he got me autographs when he had famous people on his flight. The first was Johnny Bench ("Catch you later! Johnny Bench" on an airline napkin). Pretty cool. The second was a signed 8X10 glossy of Valerie Harper.

this is a worst autograph thread

[Hottub]

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

[instrument]

That picture isn't autographed.

[lleeder]

turk wendell.

did you really?

i know a guy thats a huge met fan that goes to spring training every year.
once he got Scott Schoeneweis's autograph.
when he said can i have an autograph?
he replied from me?

[Hottub]

That picture isn't autographed.

My real print is.

[Tall_James]

I was at Yankee Stadium in the mid '80s and got Phil Rizzuto, Bill White and Peter Uberroth's autographs on a French's Mustard Ad from the Yankee Program.

Rizzuto even wrote "Holy Cow" on it.

Now that I think of it, that was probably the best autograph I ever got.

[Foster]

Debbie Gibson; she signed a napkin for me that said

"Rob,

Keep on Rockin'!

Love,
Debbie"


NOTE: I got this autograph back in the late 80s.

[cougarjake13]

kent grahams

[IMSlacker]

I once got an autographed photo of Kellye Cash (Miss America 1988).

She signed it:

Adam, You're No. One!
Kellye Cash


This is also the best autograph I ever got. I had it framed. It's up in my attic somewhere.

http://www.geocities.com/missamerica802004/america1987.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

If I win the big Turkey Trot poster, I am bringing it to the xmas party for Fez to autograph it.

[RhinoinMN]

Debbie Gibson; she signed a napkin for me that said

"Rob,

Keep on Rockin'!

Love,
Debbie"


NOTE: I got this autograph back in the late 80s.



This confirms my suspicion about you.

[biggirl]

Debbie Gibson; she signed a napkin for me that said

"Rob,

Keep on Rockin'!

Love,
Debbie"


NOTE: I got this autograph back in the late 80s.

Oh Robbie....don't lie you were just telling me you saw her the other day on the train!!

[PapaBear]

Norman Fell

[biggirl]

If I win the big Turkey Trot poster, I am bringing it to the xmas party for Fez to autograph it.

What about Chuck? I wonder if he would sign it chuck or lenny??? hmmm...I am going to be thinking of that now for awhile.

[Crossweird]

The second was a signed 8X10 glossy of Valerie Harper.

Did Sandy Duncan sign it?

[SinA]

My dad got me Merlin Olsen's autograph once when I was about 7. He quit playing before I was even born.

[Foster]

This confirms my suspicion about you.

that I love great music?

[Foster]

Oh Robbie....don't lie you were just telling me you saw her the other day on the train!!

cucumber woman?

no that wasn't her...

[biggirl]

cucumber woman?

no that wasn't her...

no, no....the other one.

[RhinoinMN]

cucumber woman?

no that wasn't her...

Barb?

[Foster]

no, no....the other one.

what other one?

[ToiletCrusher]

Does the qoute in my signature count as an autograph?

[Suspect Chin]

Herschel Walker on a plane.
Chip Foose on a plane.
Scotty Nguyen on the floor at Caesar's Palace.
Sully Sullenberger at this year's All Star Game.

OK now I'm just bragging.

[TheMojoPin]

Hootie and the Blowfish.

All of them.

Blargh.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh yeah, and a signed Will Ohman baseball card.

Woooooooooooooo.

[Section 8]

Worst autograph I ever got: George "The Animal" Steele (He grabbed my sister by the hair, hard and started acting goofy)

Best Autograph: Mako (He not only signed in marker, he also used his traditional Japanese wax stamp on the pic as well)

[underdog]

Jeff Goldblum once just signed an "X" when I asked him for a signature.

[mikeyboy]

I once got an autographed photo of Kellye Cash (Miss America 1988).

She signed it:

Adam, You're No. One!
Kellye Cash

I'll bet there wasn't really a period in the middle of that sentence.

[hammersavage]

Benny Agbayani. And one legged Eddie from Big Brother.

[Slumbag]

Tom Savini, but mainly cause he's such a fucking dick.
He just signed his name.


Best would be Bill Moseley, which he started with "To Fuckface".

[Crossweird]

Steven Hawking

[Slumbag]

Steven Hawking

http://artgallery.thedriscolls.info/albums/userpics/10001/normal_scribbles_3.jpg

[hammersavage]

http://artgallery.thedriscolls.info/albums/userpics/10001/normal_scribbles_3.jpg

nice



is there a best autograph thread?

[PapaBear]

nice



is there a best autograph thread?
There is somewhere. Too bad Sailor retired.

[DantheBartender]

I don't bother with autographs usually. I'd rather get a pic, but I never meet anybody cool.

[keithy_19]

turk wendell.

I'd love to have the necklace he wore.

I went to a mall back in 1995 after the Devil's won the Stanley Cup. Claude Lemieux was signing autographs at Nordstroms. The line was ridiculous and he left after awhile. I never got the autograph. But we did get a picture of him with the Conn Smythe trophy. My dad took one of the pictures and wrote 'Your pal, Claude Lemieux.' To this day I wonder if someone thinks they have an authentic autograph that is actually just the one my dad wrote.

[PapaBear]

is there a best autograph thread?
I got bored. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57836)

[MC Pee Pants]

Donald Duck at Disney World.

[MacVittie]

Travis Snider was a real nice guy about signing outside of the stadium, but his sig is a hastily scribbled "TSS"

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk185/hudsonharden2/travissnider2.jpg

[PapaBear]

I thought I got Chris Daughtry's autograph one time, but it wasn't really him.

[KC2OSO]

Ron Blomberg. Yankeee. First DH in the majors. Maybe he was tired. He really made me feel like shit for asking for it.

[MobCounty]

Not an autograph, but once a stripper put my glasses up her cooter.

[silks]

Stock car racing legend Dick Trickle. He's actually a great guy.

[Crossweird]

Not an autograph, but once a stripper put my glasses up her cooter

... because she wanted to focus on her career.

[PapaBear]

... because she wanted to focus on her career.
OK... That's pretty damn good.:thumbup:

[Heather 8]

Worst: one of the guys from The Funky Bunch. Not Marky Mark, but one of his Funky Bunch. (Think it was Scotty Gee or something)

Best: Rob Van Dam signed a copy of High Times he appeared in, while waxing nostalgic about the photo shoot and all the shit he caught afterwards.

[west milly Tom]

I got Fish Fishburn's autograph at a Bassmaster tournament on the Hudson river when I was 16. He signed my bassmaster magazine right on Denny Brauer's face. What a card. If anyone even knows who I'm talking about you're as awful as me.

[Marc with a c]

i'm about nine or so and my dad, my friend, and i are in cooperstown watching some random game during the middle of the week at doubleday. my dad spots an older guy sitting in a red sox jacket a few rows away and tells me and my friend it's carl yastrzemski. so daddy hands me a pen and i head on over.

"excuse me sir. may i please have your autograph?"

"yeah no problem."

"thank you."

as i sit back down and take a peak i'm suprised how legible the name 'ed white' is scribbled on the piece of paper.

[IMSlacker]

I'll bet there wasn't really a period in the middle of that sentence.

I wish. I need to go find it and post a picture.

[silks]

If anyone even knows who I'm talking about you're as awful as me.

I do, and I am.

[mendyweiss]

Shecky Greene

[sr71blackbird]

When Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco, I sent a letter to Mary Jo saying how I support her for standing by her family. She and Joey sent me back a long letter thanking me and they both signed it. So I have that. After that, Joey started to implode and I feel like an idiot.

[Dude!]

When Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco, I sent a letter to Mary Jo saying how I support her for standing by her family. She and Joey sent me back a long letter thanking me and they both signed it. So I have that. After that, Joey started to implode and I feel like an idiot.

wow

[Donnie Iris]

When Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco, I sent a letter to Mary Jo saying how I support her for standing by her family. She and Joey sent me back a long letter thanking me and they both signed it. So I have that. After that, Joey started to implode and I feel like an idiot.

I can barely remember the specifics of that whole ordeal but lock it up; who the fuck is going to top this?

[Donnie Iris]

Butterbean, Vlade Divac and Kevin Greene.

I also recently purchased an "autographed" picture of Dwayne Chapman and his beautiful wife Beth for $1.99 on ebay (entirely inebriated). However, it appeared to be a stamp or something. Plus it fell from being taped above one of our toilets and I never saw it again.

[ANC]

My father knows Lee Mazzilli's dad from way back so I always had a bunch of signed stuff from when he was on the Mets.

Boog Powell signed my ticket when I was getting a pulled pork sandwich at Camden Yards. I didn't ask for him to sign it, he asked and I said ok.

Umm I think that's about it... do all the Disney characters from Disney World count.... I was 5.

[Servo]

Back when my dad owned his chain of video stores in the 80s, they used to have in-store appearances by various people. Once they had Ron Darling, which was awesome... he signed a whole bunch of shit for us.

But this thread made me think of the time they had in the Killer Bees from WWF... so yes, I have autographs from B. Brian Blair and Jumpin' Jim Brunzell.

[topless_mike]

my aunts hairdresser was bon jovi's father.
i have a bonjovi tshirt signed by the entire band. note that this was the mid 80's, and that the shirt is like, a 5T. Its still sitting in my mom's safe.

[MobCounty]

... because she wanted to focus on her career.

:blink:

[TheMojoPin]

When Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco, I sent a letter to Mary Jo saying how I support her for standing by her family. She and Joey sent me back a long letter thanking me and they both signed it. So I have that. After that, Joey started to implode and I feel like an idiot.

You only felt an idiot LATER?

[Marc with a c]

You only felt an idiot LATER?

you don't send out 'i'm sorry you got hit with a bullet' notes to gun shot victims?

[Furtherman]

When Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco, I sent a letter to Mary Jo saying how I support her for standing by her family. She and Joey sent me back a long letter thanking me and they both signed it. So I have that. After that, Joey started to implode and I feel like an idiot.

This is hystercial.

It should have went:

Dear Mary Jo,
Sorry you got shot in the face.
Dump you husband.
Love,
America.

[Marc with a c]

This is hystercial.

It should have went:

Dear Mary Jo,
Sorry you got shot in the face.
Dump your husband.

Keep your chin up,
America.

that's better.

[IMSlacker]

I'll bet there wasn't really a period in the middle of that sentence.

You're right. No period after "no". Kellye Cash is the greatest Miss America ever.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/DSCI0007.jpg

[~Katja~]

You're right. No period after "no". Kellye Cash is the greatest Miss America ever.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/DSCI0007.jpg


is that a cum stain across her face?

[~Katja~]

I thought I got Chris Daughtry's autograph one time, but it wasn't really him.
:clap::laugh:

[IMSlacker]

is that a cum stain across her face?

probably.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I thought Tommy John, until he had that Surgery named after him, now he swims in a Money Bin bigger than Scrooge McDuck