Another horrible boss story.

[biggestmexi]

My boss cant cook. here is the latest story:

He showed me an event flyer(fundraiser motorcycle gathering) showing that they will be having burgers and what not.

He says he is the grill person for that day. Its a diabetes fund raiser. on the 22nd

Then he proceeds to tell me that at home he cooks burgers(nevermind making them with a "patty press") and they turn out really dry.

He says he cooks them until he cuts them open and there are no juices coming out anymore.

HE THEN askes me what VEGETABLE to put him them to keep them moist.

I told him it sounds like you could use hay to keep it more moist then the burgers you already cook,

then i said or you can use all-purpose flour which he replied "What would that do?"

i cant stand this!

i might tell him do like mcdonalds. shred up some newspaper, much it water and put it in the burgers so it retains the water.

[RhinoinMN]

My boss cant cook. here is the latest story:

He showed me and event flyer showing they will be having burgers and what not.

He says he the grill person for the day. Its a diabetes fund raiser.

Then he proceeds to tell me that at home he cooks burgers(nevermind making them with a "patty press") and they turn out really dry.

He says he cooks them until he cuts them open and there are no juices coming out anymore.

HE THEN askes me what VEGETABLE to put him them to keep them moist.

I told him it sounds like you could use hay to keep it more moist then the burgers you already cook,

then i said or you can use all-purpose flour which he replied "What would that do?"

i cant stand this!

i might tell him do like mcdonalds. shred up some newspaper, much it water and put it in the burgers so it retains the water.



Sorry, but I couldn't make heads or tails on anything said here.

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[hurlmon]

Get him THIS (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000A2REG6/ref=nosim/neoset-20)

[biggestmexi]

Get him THIS (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000A2REG6/ref=nosim/neoset-20)

i showed that to him. this was how that went

-"here this is what you should get" showed him the link"
-boss-"what the flipper
me-"no, i was thinking the book would be more your suit"
boss-"or i could just figure out what they stuff them with"
couple minutes
boss-"mushrooms, i heard they absorb a lot of water."

-face palm-

[jennysmurf]

Better be careful, or you'll end up being volunteered to do the cooking. Unless that's what you want, then disregard. :wink:

[boosterp]

Jebus fucking C, I want to punch this man confiscate all his grilling materials.

[biggestmexi]

Jebus fucking C, I want to punch this man confiscate all his grilling materials.

this is him:
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[boosterp]

Ok, well I will just break into his back yard and steal his grill.

[west milly Tom]

Ok, well I will just break into his back yard and steal his grill.

Haha, he's the largest Chinese man since Yao Ming.

[ANC]

You get to work with Piston Honda? Lucky!

[strawberrypop]

He has a booger.

[SinA]

Is this the boss that microwaves chicken?
Did I make that up?

[biggestmexi]

You get to work with Piston Honda? Lucky!
http://www.matwolf.com/images/Piston_honda.gif

Is this the boss that microwaves chicken?
Did I make that up?

yes.
no.

[TheGameHHH]

It's not what I enjoy, but I'm seriously getting sick of this whole 'only us pure men of the ron & fez universe know how to grill meat' who gives a shit if somebody else likes a burger or steak well done? I'm not eating, doesn't factor in to my life for even a second.

[CountryBob]

Wasn't he Chong Li in Bloodsport with Jean Claude Van Damme?

[Aggie]

It's not what I enjoy, but I'm seriously getting sick of this whole 'only us pure men of the ron & fez universe know how to grill meat' who gives a shit if somebody else likes a burger or steak well done? I'm not eating, doesn't factor in to my life for even a second.

I do! If I spend my hard earned money to buy delicious steaks and burgers and then have to grill all the flavor right out of them and make them dry mounds of crap because my guest wants it that way it upsets me. And if I'm a guest somewhere and I have to eat that I'd rather not eat it and just have sides. IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!

[TheGameHHH]

I do! If I spend my hard earned money to buy delicious steaks and burgers and then have to grill all the flavor right out of them and make them dry mounds of crap because my guest wants it that way it upsets me. And if I'm a guest somewhere and I have to eat that I'd rather not eat it and just have sides. IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!

What's delicious to you isn't delicious to somebody else. They're eating it so what's the difference? It's not like the food is going to waste

[biggestmexi]

It's not what I enjoy, but I'm seriously getting sick of this whole 'only us pure men of the ron & fez universe know how to grill meat' who gives a shit if somebody else likes a burger or steak well done? I'm not eating, doesn't factor in to my life for even a second.

this isnt well done.

this is an abomination against all people who love food.

[hurlmon]

It's not what I enjoy, but I'm seriously getting sick of this whole 'only us pure men of the ron & fez universe know how to grill meat' who gives a shit if somebody else likes a burger or steak well done? I'm not eating, doesn't factor in to my life for even a second.

I don't think he likes them well done, but rather can't figure out how to cook them any other way.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I think you should bring a grill into work one day Mexi and SHOW him how to cook a burger. You know as well as me....even a well done buger doesn't have to be dry and bricket like.

Bring in the grill with some burger fixins' for the crew. Act like it's something you want to do for your work friends. Then hand him a mid-well burger that tastes good.

He'll want to know who you did it....and THEN he will listen to you.


Remember to ask RHino to send you some Duffy's sauce. That sauce is good!!

[biggestmexi]

I think you should bring a grill into work one day Mexi and SHOW him how to cook a burger. You know as well as me....even a well done buger doesn't have to be dry and bricket like.

Bring in the grill with some burger fixins' for the crew. Act like it's something you want to do for your work friends. Then hand him a mid-well burger that tastes good.

He'll want to know who you did it....and THEN he will listen to you.


Remember to ask RHino to send you some Duffy's sauce. That sauce is good!!

i would try but i work three stories up and the floor all around is grates. lulz

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

i would try but i work three stories up and the floor all around is grates. lulz
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[biggestmexi]

http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/1682.jpg

thats a nice avatar. :clap::clap::thumbup: