Answering the Door.....Nude?

[biggirl]

Ok...just happened to me. I got out of the shower, realized my underwear and things were downstairs. We have a split level house, so I ran downstairs, nude. On the way downstairs there was a man at the door. I ignored the knock, but I know he saw me, I waved and continued my way downstairs.

What would you have done?

[EliSnow]

Ok...just happened to me. I got out of the shower, realized my underwear and things were downstairs. We have a split level house, so I ran downstairs, nude. On the way downstairs there was a man at the door. I ignored the knock, but I know he saw me, I waved and continued my way downstairs.

What would you have done?

If you watched porn, you would know what you were supposed to do in that instance.

Wonk-chica-wow-wow.

[JerseyRich]

Ok...just happened to me. I got out of the shower, realized my underwear and things were downstairs. We have a split level house, so I ran downstairs, nude. On the way downstairs there was a man at the door. I ignored the knock, but I know he saw me, I waved and continued my way downstairs.

What would you have done?


drjoek finally made it out to Minnesota eh?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

strut my stuff

[instrument]

Too hard to wrap a towel around your ass?

[JPMNICK]

whatever shit happens.

[~Katja~]

I walk around nude in my home a lot... but I have never opened the door that way

[hammersavage]

I walk around nude in my home a lot... but I have never opened the door that way

depends who's knocking, right?

[A.J.]

Not during winter. Damn shrinkage.

[~Katja~]

depends who's knocking, right?
nobody ever knocks

[JPMNICK]

so you actually did not answer the door nude?

[topless_mike]

I walk around nude in my home a lot... but I have never opened the door that way

:wub:

[hammersavage]

nobody ever knocks

wouldn't it be so hot if you heard a knock on the door right now

[~Katja~]

wouldn't it be so hot if you heard a knock on the door right now
not at all, cause Lukas is here and I do dress when he is around, his ass and boob obsession is scary as is... worse when he gets excited about his mother's bits and pieces

[mikeyboy]

wouldn't it be so hot if you heard a knock on the door right now

I'll bet knocking on the window is easier for you right now.

[hammersavage]

not at all, cause Lukas is here and I do dress when he is around, his ass and boob obsession is scary as is... worse when he gets excited about his mother's bits and pieces

he sounds very straight. congrats.

[A.J.]

he sounds very straight. congrats.

So was Oedipus.

[TjM]

I would never answer the door nude. Nobody needs to see that

[biggirl]

Too hard to wrap a towel around your ass?

I do not use towels. I air dry.

[Ritalin]

If you watched porn, you would know what you were supposed to do in that instance.

Wonk-chica-wow-wow.

"But I didn't order a pizza!"

[strawberrypop]

I answer the door in moon boots and scuba gear.

[sailor]

are you saying he saw you naked thru a window? it was a bit confusing.

[biggirl]

are you saying he saw you naked thru a window? it was a bit confusing.

Yeah...I am a bit confusing. He knocked on the door as I was going down the stairs...I was mortified so I waved and continued down the stairs to the laundry room w/o answering the door. He went away, but now he has a good story to tell.

[~Katja~]

I do not use towels. I air dry.
my dad does that too... I have an incriminating picture of him from my last vacation... standing in the door frame facing the sun

[sailor]

Yeah...I am a bit confusing. He knocked on the door as I was going down the stairs...I was mortified so I waved and continued down the stairs to the laundry room w/o answering the door. He went away, but now he has a good story to tell.

you wacky midwest folk with your peeping-ready homes.

[A.J.]

my dad does that too... I have an incriminating picture of him from my last vacation... standing in the door frame facing the sun

Was he doing a sundial trick?

[~Katja~]

Was he doing a sundial trick?

I am very close to posting the picture... I put a censored bar across his ass and even put it in the photobook I made him from the trip... (it wasn't the only censored picture either)

[Marc with a c]

i do not want to get raped.

[A.J.]

i do not want to get raped.

You're just asking for it, sexy.

[deliciousV]

this thread......useless......pics.....you know the bit.

[Marc with a c]

You're just asking for it, sexy.

please don't rape me aj.

[JPMNICK]

Yeah...I am a bit confusing. He knocked on the door as I was going down the stairs...I was mortified so I waved and continued down the stairs to the laundry room w/o answering the door. He went away, but now he has a good story to tell.

he only has a good story if you are hot. if not, he is drinking whiskey right now muttering to himself why he has such a shitty job that he is ringing peoples doorbells in the middle of the morning.

[biggirl]

this thread......useless......pics.....you know the bit.

I would post my nude pic, but my husband would get mad.

[TheMojoPin]

Nobody wants to see that.

[biggirl]

he only has a good story if you are hot. if not, he is drinking whiskey right now muttering to himself why he has such a shitty job that he is ringing peoples doorbells in the middle of the morning.

lol...yeah you are right. Now I am laughing! He probably got to see my stretch marks and everything! Hehe...at least my breasts look good.

[Marc with a c]

I do not use towels. I air dry.

i'd call that self absorbing.

[~Katja~]

lol...yeah you are right. Now I am laughing! He probably got to see my stretch marks and everything! Hehe...at least my breasts look good.
who cleans your windows that he got to see that much detail? :)

[~Katja~]

i'd call that self absorbing.
:lol:

damn you people are funny today. I need to get off the internet.

[biggirl]

who cleans your windows that he got to see that much detail? :)

That would be me....you know...the housewife....the maid...

[A.J.]

lol...yeah you are right. Now I am laughing! He probably got to see my stretch marks and everything! Hehe...at least my breasts look good.

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[Farmer Dave]

I just got home with my bloody knuckles. I thought it would be a nice suprise. Next time I'll just open the door and holler.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

My buddy rang my doorbell once while i was in the shower so ran and opened the door naked with a raging hard on. He was not happy. :lol:

[paracetamol flanders]

Sometimes, when I am feeling lazy, I just have my penis answer the door.

[Fallon]

Sometimes, when I am feeling lazy, I just have my penis answer the door.

Quite a grip ya got there.

[paracetamol flanders]

Quite a grip ya got there.

Kung-fu grip. It's genetic. My Mom fucked a GI Joe at some point.

[Gvac]

It's the ONLY way I answer the door for Jehova's Witnesses.

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q222/myattus/naked_gijoe.jpg

[Dude!]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q222/myattus/naked_gijoe.jpg

wow
the original 6-pack
who knew

[ToiletCrusher]

I scare animals with my size.

I figure it would be the same with people.

Why not?

[Nothing Sound]

I don't answer the door if someone knocks.

[Dude!]

I don't answer the door if someone knocks.

hey my brother
where you been hiding

[deliciousV]

My buddy rang my doorbell once while i was in the shower so ran and opened the door naked with a raging hard on. He was not happy. :lol:

you were really happy to see your buddy, huh?

[cougarjake13]

prob diff for guys but fuck it id answer the door