commercials you hate

[dicAMan]

Thre are just some commercials I hate so much and they play over and over, for example the idt commercial, you know "switch today and save a few,(whispering) I mean switch today and save a few bucks"
What commercials do you hate?

[Minnie]

I'll notify our marketing manager right away - and tell them to change it.

LOLOLOL - that was too funny
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[IkeaBoy]

this was actually a big thread in entertainment

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[sourkitty]

i hate that fkn Pepsi Girl...god she is sooo annoying...i hate her...i also hate the del guy..he reminds me too much of my ex and everytime i see his face i wanna punch the tv...i tried it once already and it hurts...
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[Fat Guy]

That courageous shit in wnew drives me nuts.

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[Jackie Sloan]

Need Credit?No Credit?So what! bad credit.com! F*ck you you lyin' sack of sh*t!! imagine the interest on those loans?

Yer physique is swellin n yer waistline's tellin everybody knows that it's mine! Words gone around this ol' one story town, n yer preacher daddy he ain't blind!

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Those God damn Autoland commercials. How do I hate that 1-800 auto land. My God when Bob Ciasulli finally gets thrown in prison for bait and switch and goes bankrupt, the angels will surely sing.

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[sunndoggy8]

Those black and white Gap commercials are starting to get to me...

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[Pootertoot]

Those Gap commercials remind me how much cooler Dennis Hopper is than I am.

Oh, and Ashton Koucher or whatever his name is likes to ride bikes gayly.

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[Fallon]

Shaq's McDonald commercials.

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[Gvac]

I'm still dying to punch that Dell computer stoner in the face.



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[NurseMira]

I hate those anti-drug commercials.

"Your friends are out having a good time while you're at home because your mother busted you smoking pot..."

Oh come on!! Everyone smokes pot!!!!!

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[Hoojibs]

I really dislike that Subway sandwich guy, and that car commericial that goes..."zoom zoom zoom"

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[angrymissy]

car commericial that goes..."zoom zoom zoom

Direct quote from boyfriend while watching tv last night ---- "I think everyone I know wants to smack that zoom zoom kid around."

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[mindtank]

the idt commercial, you know "switch today and save a few,(whispering) I mean switch today and save a few bucks"
first of all my stepsister works for IDT, there all morons working there, and i cant stand that fake typing noise, i mean what are they typing with, hammers? But no commercial makes me grind my teeth more than that f-in stupid commercial for optimum online where the girl with the huge nose and her family with huge noses plan a wedding on the internet"They did it all on the computa, the flowas the food, " The fat bitch that says that looks like she could never forget about the food. However the other commercial with Latrell Spreewell always makes me piss my pants.

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[brodieman]

CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE
CLICK ON CITTONE

...whoever wrote that radio spot should die a very slow death

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[mindtank]

i agree about the cittone commercial and the stupidest part of the commercial is that after the girl says "click on cittone.com' about 30 times the wussy announcer says"what the computer is telling you is to click on cittone.com"
SHUT UP!!!!


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[zathrus]

most of them. i have a short attention span.

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[mindtank]

Ive got one, "You ve got stained teeth baby. you ve got stained teeth"
I agree with what the boys said last night, those corneal associates commercials that farrell does do him no justice, he sounds like a bumbling buffoon ( and I like farrell, he's cool when his show is on, but those commercials are horrible)

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[wilee]

Any Cittone commercial, especially the one where the guy starts yelling about "getting an IT job so you can afford a darn cell phone". I usually turn the radio down until that commercial is over.

On TV, any of those pharmaceutical commercials where everyone acts as though the drug cures the thing and "everything is right with the world". What about all those side-effect warnings they rattle off?

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[DarkHippie]

the gecko rules!!!

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[Zipgun]

I HATE Toyota radio ads. They have the most annoying background music that switches styles like three times and is segued by an odd drum slide. And they flat out say that they rip you off! "tune ups for 4 wheel drives and blah blah blah are more, but hey, it's worth it". It's like saying..."we're ripping you off, but hey, whattaya gonna do?".

And Toyota sucks for the "TV guy" ads too.



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[Se7en]

Oh come on!! Everyone smokes pot!!!!!

I don't. I can't stand you hippies and your smoking of the devil weed.

I can't think of any TV commercials, but I absolutely HATE the radio commercials for ABC & NBC shows. The NBC voiceovers always try to make their shows sound important and "special", while the ABC voiceovers make all their shows seem wacky and hilarious. Makes me want to gag.

Oh, and I'd just like to say to the sales staff at WJFK - Please stop playing the Trimspa commercials featuring everyone's least favorite fat faggot, Crazy Cabbie. If you're a WJFK listener, you know what I mean. EVERY OTHER FUCKING COMMERCIAL IS THIS FAT HOMO TALKING ABOUT TRIMSPA. I want him to die. And I want the sales team fired.

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[Aggie]

Shaq's McDonald commercials.
Thank u Fallon! I hate Shaq Pack commercials!

But I really hate the local commercials down here. The furniture salesmen are crazy. One wears a full spandex outfit and cape trying to sell some damn mattresses!! What the hell is that? Anyone remember Conan having that contest between the crazy Texas furniture salesmen?

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[Death Metal Moe]

All Don and Mike commercials on WNEW. YEA! I MIGHT start listening! I'll listen to Don and Mike when my Hunchback Brother straightens out.

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[Zipgun]

Winterfresh gum commercials where they play someone on the phone doing a REALLY bad rap.

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[Yerdaddy]

Oh, and I'd just like to say to the sales staff at WJFK - Please stop playing the Trimspa commercials featuring everyone's least favorite fat faggot, Crazy Cabbie. If you're a WJFK listener, you know what I mean. EVERY OTHER FUCKING COMMERCIAL IS THIS FAT HOMO TALKING ABOUT TRIMSPA. I want him to die. And I want the sales team fired.
"Dear God, I know you're not real happy with me right now, what with what I've been doing to kids and small animals, and the fact that I don't think you exist and all... but I need to ask you for just a small heart attack for this Cabby guy. It wouldn't take much, what with him spinning out on this Trimspa crap. It'd be like popping a soap bubble. I can't imagine how you've managed to keep him around this long. So if you could just do this one thing, we'd all be real greatful down here. I'm sure we'd even forgive you for cancer and AIDS if you would just pop this guy's ticker. He's got to be getting on your nerves too, cuz I know you'd listen to Ron&Fez if you were real. Thanks for listening.

Oh, and, if it's not too much trouble, could you get rid of the rest of Stern's staff too? Thanks Pal."

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[Captain Stubing]

I friggin cannot stand 'the truth' anti-tobacco commercials/ads/campaign etc. The real truth is that the ads are so obnoxious that their message, however 'right', is buried under the Cabbie-like weight of their sanctimony. And no, I don't smoke... <P>
Another one that scrapes my blackboard is a yellow-book commercial. It involves two exec types, a focus group and some Jerry Lewis-like attempts at verbal and physical contortion humor. Like (later-day) Jerry Lewis, it basically stinks. <P>

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[Garfield]

how about those fed ex commercials with the rat lookin guy from the daily show and the really dense guy with the glasses talking about how great it is to send packages all over the world
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[Rev]

any commercial that involves femanine hygene or adult diapers.
i always lose my appetite.

locally, i hate this one car company that has a series of commercials.
the owner exploits his 2 children, now grown up.
"hi,I'm Peter Spinna!"
Death to the entire Spinna family!!!!!
may you all die in fiery car wrecks!!!!

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[synthfiend]

I'm still dying to punch that Dell computer stoner in the face.
I. personally, would rather stab him in the eye with a red hot screwdriver.

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[Carbon Freeze]

i hate the commercial for the Sunday N.Y. Times. it's always on every damn station. the people are too happy whilr reading the paper.

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i hate the commercial for the Sunday N.Y. Times. it's always on every damn station. the people are too happy whilr reading the paper.
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