Where Would You Rather Live?

[Gvac]

Nazis have a gun to your head and to the heads of everyone that you love.

Where would you choose to live?

[lleeder]

no 5th option?

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to have nightmares now.

[Hottub]

The Nazis win.
I'll choose Heaven.

[Fallon]

Minnesota, I'd just play hockey all day I guess.

[lleeder]

Well he visited Buffalo so maybe he could answer the question... (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82624)

[razorboy]

Ouch. Those are the only options?

[mikeyboy]

I might have chosen Minnesota, but you don't have any chance of running into Kirby Puckett anymore.

[hammersavage]

I wanted to start this thread yesterday but forgot.

I guess I'd choose Minnesota and try to squat in Paisley Park.

[razorboy]

I might have chosen Minnesota, but you don't have any chance of running into Kirby Puckett anymore.

Good thing. He liked bathroom rape.

[yojimbo7248]

without a doubt, Minnesota.

Minneapolis is an interesting city. Home of Replacements and Husker Du can't be all bad.

They also like hockey...yes, definitely sign me up

[RhinoinMN]

Before you guys get ahead of yourselves. MN and WI are essentially the same.


MN has very strict liquor laws.

No purchases after 10pm

No purchases on Sunday at all!

wi is a free for all.

[RhinoinMN]

I might have chosen Minnesota, but you don't have any chance of running into Kirby Puckett anymore.

You do have a chance running into Prince.

[Fallon]

How much are Screaming Eagles season tickets?

[razorboy]

You do have a chance running into Prince.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[underdog]

Buffalo, definitely. Its a quick trip to Toronto, so that makes it worth it alone.

[RhinoinMN]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Just a blanket statement.

[DiabloSammich]

Good thing. He liked bathroom rape.



That's the only reason to want to meet Puckett in the first place.



This is for TC.

[Brad_Rush]

Madison seems like a cool town in the non-winter months

[Dirtbag]

I'd take any one of them over where I am now.

[Russel P]

Dirt, you'd take that all back if you spent a single day in any of those places in January. Besides, next to Vancouver, Phoenix has the hottest girls of anyplace I've ever been. Unscientific study, I admit but in my travels I always keep a journal of how many pretty girls I see per capita. Phoenix, Az is solidly in second place.

[Meataball23]

Am I the only one who likes college football, beer, brats, and blonde girls??

Wisconsin hands down

[furie]

well, i've lived in bufflo and even though it sucked, i will have to go with the devil i know

[Gvac]

Am I the only one who likes college football, beer, brats, and blonde girls??

Wisconsin hands down

Have you actually seen the "blonde girls" from Wisconsin?

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg

[Meataball23]

Haha gross and no, but I know you can admit that if people wanted to they could find horrific shots of jersey girls.

Just b/c im a homer, I'll say new jersey has more attractive girls than wisconsin, but I do love the nordic type and when you add the beers, food, and ridiculous amount of great sports - give me wisconsin

[Tallman388]

Have you actually seen the "blonde girls" from Wisconsin?

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg

that's why I chose Buffalo

[Farmer Dave]

Before you guys get ahead of yourselves. MN and WI are essentially the same.


MN has very strict liquor laws.

No purchases after 10pm

No purchases on Sunday at all!

wi is a free for all.

I think I'm still going with Minn. I was just in Wisc. and you can't buy beer before 8 a.m. on Sunday. I can work around the silly liquor laws.

I saw Jim Norton in Minnesota, where he saw some guy named Springstien in the elevator (I don't know the jew but Jimmy was impressed).

Lastly, I need something more then cheese.

[razorboy]

Just a blanket statement.

Is that a Michael Jackson joke? Too soon.

[KingModem]

I live in the largest city, and the second largest city is about 15 minutes away. Two cities for the price of one. Ill take it!

[razorboy]

I live in the largest city, and the second largest city is about 15 minutes away. Two cities for the price of one. Ill take it!

The twin disappointments.

[mikeyboy]

You do have a chance running into Prince.

Okay. I'm going with Minnesota for the outside chance of running into Prince at the Wal-Mart.

[boosterp]

Madison seems like a cool town in the non-winter months

MadTown is a crazy college party town, that is where I'd live if I chose Wisconsin. I chose Minnesota though because it's a sportsman's paradise minus the stupid alcohol laws.

[jauble]

I choose kill us and I am currently in WV. I talk to people from WI and MN daily and the accent is fucking horrid. I've been to Buffalo and that was enough, although there is a girl I would move there for.

[mikeyboy]

I've been to Buffalo and that was enough, although there is a girl I would move there for.

Lilly?

[jauble]

Lilly?

I wont be playing with the Bills.

[razorboy]

I wont be playing with the Bills.

Broke?

[mikeyboy]

Okay, another thing about Minnesota -- Mary Tyler Moore. Okay, not Mary Tyler Moore herself. Her show,. "The Mary Tyler Moore Show", was set in Minneapolis. Mary Tyler Moore herself probably wouldn't shit on Minnesota if there was a fertilizer shortage.

Maybe that counts for something.

[STC-Dub]

I don't go outside all that much so it does not matter. Buffalo I guess.

[razorboy]

Okay, another thing about Minnesota -- Mary Tyler Moore. Okay, not Mary Tyler Moore herself. Her show,. "The Mary Tyler Moore Show", was set in Minneapolis. Mary Tyler Moore herself probably wouldn't shit on Minnesota if there was a fertilizer shortage.

Maybe that counts for something.

You're going to make it after all.

[mikeyboy]

You're going to make it after all.

*throws hat in the air*

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[sailor]

can i get packers tix?

[Dirtbag]

Dirt, you'd take that all back if you spent a single day in any of those places in January. Besides, next to Vancouver, Phoenix has the hottest girls of anyplace I've ever been. Unscientific study, I admit but in my travels I always keep a journal of how many pretty girls I see per capita. Phoenix, Az is solidly in second place.
I'm not in Phoenix, I'm in Yuma. We've got nothing but 17 year old Mexican girls with 3 kids walking around here. And I'll take 3 feet of snow over 120 degree heat any day.

[Coach_Mac]

I also, have heard a lot of great things about Madison so I'd live there. Buffalo depresses me and I watched Fargo again yesterday so forget Minnesota.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Wow, slim pickins. I had to go with WI because at least they have cheese curds and beer.

[Jujubees2]

I'd go with Minnesota first since I have a former girlfriend who lives in Duluth and I haven't seen her for over 20 years (her choice) so maybe I'd run into her.

Wisconsin would be second and I'd take a bullet over Buffalo.

[TjM]

In Minnesota though you could bar hop with Rhino

[Marc with a c]

i'd rather live in nazi germany.

[A.J.]

i'd rather live in nazi germany.

Off you go then.

http://5.media.tumblr.com/chw0AFiv39kdlijytqo3rstH_400.jpg

[Aggie]

Katja and I up to crazy shennanigans. It would be great!

http://www.yankeepotroast.org/image/laverneshirley.jpg

[NateCantDance]

Wisconsin can go fuck itself. Between MN and Buffalo, I guess I'd stick around here.

[Marc with a c]

Off you go then.

http://5.media.tumblr.com/chw0AFiv39kdlijytqo3rstH_400.jpg

i'm glad that goes to the future as well.

the west will rise again!!

[Dude!]

ordinarily i would pick wisconsin
but the Brewers are playing so badly
that i would be constantly pissed off

[Furtherman]

I'm feeling Minnesota.

[epo]

Wisconsin can go fuck itself. Between MN and Buffalo, I guess I'd stick around here.

Good, we don't want your ilk anyways.

[EliSnow]

Let's see. I grew up in Minnesota. My parents and siblings live in Minnesota. My favorite sports teams are in Minnesota. My employer is headquartered in Minnesota.

And my mother-in-law lives on Long Island.

Seems like Minnesota is an easy choice for me.

[NateCantDance]

Good, we don't want your ilk anyways.

Sorry, just not a big fan of camouflage baseball caps and sleeveless flannel vests.

[RhinoinMN]

Sorry, just not a big fan of camouflage baseball caps and sleeveless flannel vests.

Pssst. We have those here too. Just sayin.

[A.J.]

Pull the trigger.

[razorboy]

Pull the trigger.

You should know all about living in awful places.

[realmenhatelife]

I think I'd actually enjoy living in WI, buncha hipsters in this thread.

[NateCantDance]

Pssst. We have those here too. Just sayin.

You're supposed to be backing me up.

[RhinoinMN]

You're supposed to be backing me up.

I know, but I just can't get passed the stupid liquor laws. You know the depths of my alcoholism.

[RhinoinMN]

You're supposed to be backing me up.

Where we live it is Iowa anyway.

[sailor]

can you be more specific? like, there's a big difference betwixt green bay and milwaukee.

[TjM]

I know, but I just can't get passed the stupid liquor laws. You know the depths of my alcoholism.

Whoa whoa whoa...Wait back up here...What laws?

[NateCantDance]

Where we live it is Iowa anyway.

No sir. You drive across the Iowa border every weekend to avoid the non-stop hustle and bustle of small town Minnesota. That and to be molested by ugly 'sconi bitches.