has sex ever bored you?

[erinmoran]

One time i was doin a chick....she didnt make any noise.but knew she was into it.I got so bored i found myself watchin tv while still on toppa her.

And sometimes after im done wackin off....i feel turned off to sex.....like..."thats its?"

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[Tall_James]

My Theory on Sex is as follows:

Sex is like Pizza. Even when its bad, its still pretty good.

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[GvacNoMore]

Sex? Yes.

Making love? Never.

Me like Fat Guy
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[CYYYFYYY]

Your theory is sex is like
Pizza huh..... I thought it
was some tv show or movie's
theory but feel free to copy
it and call it yours...


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[Jackie Sloan]

Never...the hotter the better...i love doggy style...perfect for the remote and the ashtray...blind, crippled or crazy...8 to 80...if you can't walk 'em in wheel 'em in!

Hoping for the best...

[Jennitalia]

all the time ;)

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[FezNotRon]

I don't think I've ever gotten bored...sometimes, when I've had sex like 3 times in two hours, it starts taking way to long, so I get tired and start to worry that my heart will explode if I don't finish soon.

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[Jackie Sloan]

All the time? That's unfortunate, if you need help with that, let me know.

Everthing, all the time

[TheGameHHH]

I have been bored only a few times during sex. Most of the time we are both very into it and it's fun.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Tall_James]

What, I can't subscribe to a theory? I didn't say that I was the one who originated it. It's not like gravity didn't exist either until Newton formulated his theory. Not saying that I'm as informed as Newton, I just enjoy his Fig cookies.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I got so bored i
found myself watchin tv


I did my taxes once.

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[FezNotRon]

I did my taxes once.


Wow...I can only imagine the crazy deductions you came up with!

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[irishkb]

One time sex really boring was because i was having sex with this girl to shut her up.. i did not want to have sex with her because i knew the problems it would cause.. mainly i did not want to hang with her anymore... so then we start hooking up and she tells me she doesn't do anything(no foreplay-no handjob or bj) so sex did not take that long.. we went to sleep afterwards and i bounced out at like 5 in the morning and walked 2 miles to my apartment.......

HEAD.....trousers now!!!!!!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Wow...I can only imagine the crazy deductions you came up with!


Yeah, then I got audited and got reamed up the a**! :-)

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[Jennitalia]

Yeah, then I got audited and got reamed up the a**!


i bet the sex wasnt so boring after that :)

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[Poison Ivy]

mmmm pizza...now I'm starvin'

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[impactplayer2k1]

I stoped believing in love ever since i found out that L.O.V.E. stands for Legs Open Very Easily. And when that happens, then its boring. I like a challenge.

Oh, will someone please feed ivy already!

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[sourkitty]

I remember when i lost my virginity...i was like this is it this is wut i was lookin forward too, i was madd bored....then i realized that the guy just sucked...SIZE DOES MATTER!!!!!!

[TheGameHHH]

SIZE DOES MATTER!!!!!!
DAMNIT!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

yeah of course, that is until I made some snow on the mountains then I went to sleep

"If your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you do it too."
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[Supervixen]

sometimes when its late at night and my mind is tired then sex can be so dull, yeah. but I mean I gotta be REALLLLLLYY freakin tired and if sex is boring then wtf spice it up a little! pull hair! smack bottoms! grab, pinch, bite.. do what you gotta do ya know.


Heres your effin sig pic
:P

[Zipgun]

Does it count if you're masturbating and just don't feel like finishing cuz you're thinking of other stuff and it just ain't gonna happen?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Does it count if you're masturbating and just don't feel like finishing cuz you're thinking of other stuff and it just ain't gonna happen?


Or if your hand falls asleep?

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-19-02 @ 3:55 PM

[CYYYFYYY]

Let me get this straight she
was making no noise you were
not enjoying yourself but you
were sure she was into it.....
Uh huh.... I have a bridge in
Brooklyn that is for sale...
call me if you are interested
..............


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[sexy bastard]

Iagree with cy.
but size does matter...chit you mean my three inches wont satisfy a girl no wonder i am single
=)~

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[F1Gm3nT]

I SERIOSLY HAVE TO SHUT OFF THE TUBE B4 I HAVE SEX... seriosly.. I mean I could be having sex... but ill still watch .. it's such a bad habbit
Im soooo sorry

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[Pootertoot]

I've fallen asleep while masturbating dozens of times. I've also been forced to stop masturbating because I have a song playing over and over in my head. YOU try masturbating when you heard Hootie and the Blowfish two days ago and it pops back in your mind now.

As for boring sex, sure. Ever had distracted sex, though? Where the sex is great, but there's a really good television show on in the background (or Ron and Fez start on an interesting subject) and your mind just goes elsewhere?

It's like driving your car while on the cellphone...you can still drive, you're just on autopilot.

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[DaniGirl]

I was watching the Golden Girls on tv once while doing it. I was so not into it that night.

[F1Gm3nT]

welcome back poot... we missed your sick but true posts

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[Supervixen]

I agree with cy.
but size does matter


Thats not always true. Most of th time if a guys really tiny or horrible at sex, he makes up for it in foreplay. That can be good.



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[Raven]

had a 10 yr on and off booty call -- sucked, she was like a log always -- had to fake it towards the end, just wasn't working anymore. have some great nude pics of her somewhere -- that was the only fun part at the end.

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[F1Gm3nT]

Thats not always true. Most of th time if a guys really tiny or horrible at sex, he makes up for it in foreplay. That can be good.


uh... what are you trying to say hunny?
im good at foreplay but not good in size?
or
good in size but not in foreplay?

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[Jennitalia]

i used to sing and do cartman voices when it got boring.

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[F1Gm3nT]

i used to sing and do cartman voices when it got boring.
That is just a disturbing thought

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[JustJon]

And I thought you just sounded like a South Park character when you got excited. damnit! ;)

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[Supervixen]

i used to sing and do cartman voices when it got boring


hahahahaha
once i had the radio on during sex and O&A was on, and i couldnt stop laughing. the guy felt so bad we had to stop. it was bad.

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[Jennitalia]

And I thought you just sounded like a South Park character when you got excited. damnit!



well baby, luckily with you it's usually over too quick to get boring


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[CYYYFYYY]

My tv is always closed when I
am having sex but I never
really though about it.... ext
time the TV stays on!!!!!


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Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY

[TheGameHHH]

Most of th time if a guys really tiny or horrible at sex, he makes up for it in foreplay.
Please stop giving away my secert Supervixen. It's the only positive I have going for me sexually.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Supervixen]

Please stop giving away my secert Supervixen. It's the only positive I have going for me sexually.


Its a KNOWN FACT! I mean think about it. Think about the guys youve been with that were AWESOME at foreplay and then sex was boring and too slow or too fast. Then think about the guys who's idea of foreplay was a nipple tweak and think of how good he lasted during the actual act. And alot of my guy friends have told me they feel like they HAVE to be good at foreplay to distract the chic from the idea that they have minut phallic organs,but nether is bad- both can be good.

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[JustJon]

well baby, luckily with you it's usually over too quick to get boring
yeah, but at least I last long enough for Kenny to die first.

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[Jennitalia]

you wish

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[opm * chick]

Sex? Yes.

Making love? Never.



awwwwwwwww that was so cute!

yeah dude I'm <i>always</i> telling my friend that her bf can't get her to orgasm because she doesn't love him. I'm sure if she liked him more for what he is on the inside that how he looks on the outside (he's a model), he'd be able to get her going.

or maybe he just sucks at it *shrugs*

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[SweetPea]

One time i was doin a chik....she didnt make any noise.but knew she was into it.I got so bored i found myself watching tv while still on toppa her

And sometimes after im done wackin off....i feel turned off to sex......like..."that it?"


Hey Erin....ever think maybe you're just a bad lay?? Or maybe you're just missing that part of the brain....hmmm ponder that thought!

Hehe

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[Sunrisa]

nope



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when i get bored, i try long division in my head.

[Rev]

I was doing doggystyle one time, with a girl I dated years ago, and i was so bored that i pulled out and spit on her back.

she thought i came.

A year later, no longer dating,and friends finally tattleing on me, she bitched me out big time!!!!!!!

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[SuperClerk]

Wow. An ErinMoran thread. I've only heard about these.

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[DJEvelEd]

L.O.V.E. stands for Legs Open Very Easily. And when that happens, then its boring. I like a challenge.


I love haggeling with hookers about the price. It's sort of a challenge.

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[Aggie]

I love haggeling with hookers about the price.

I thought your girl was a hooker. The least she could do is give it up for free. :)

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[hyperspace]

well, if they leave you in the harness and your hanging from the ceiling gagged and don't come back right away....yea it can get boring.

[stickyfingers]

Most of th time if a guys really tiny or horrible at sex, he makes up for it in foreplay


i am mediocre at best when it comes to foreplay and my penis is only 3 inches...

[stickyfingers]

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