Would you fuck a midget?

[ryno1974]

I was watching this movie the other day (cant remember its name, had stiffler in it) and one of the running "jokes" was banging a midget. They had a midget in the movie, and she was pretty good looking. She obviously did not have proper proportions, but was hot nonetheless.

Sooooooo........... Wouldya?

[Dude!]

come on
of course

i'd love to have one on my lap
and bounce it up and down fast

[dino_electropolis]

If she were hot, def gettin a lil head ( see what I did there!?!)

but banging a small body puts u in a wierd psuedo pedo class

[sailor]

not if i can help it.

[sr71blackbird]

Only if she was cute and reasonably proportional.

[barjockey]

C'mon you gotta give it a shot. You only live once.

[Space Edge]

Yes just so I can tell stories about it.

[PapaBear]

I want this threesome.

http://www.prphotos.com//mas_assets/full/1397/CSH-021397.jpg

[barjockey]

I want this threesome.

http://www.prphotos.com//mas_assets/full/1397/CSH-021397.jpg

Oddly HOT:wub:

[hammersavage]

I'd wouldn't fuck Gary Coleman again

[ryno1974]

I want this threesome.

http://www.prphotos.com//mas_assets/full/1397/CSH-021397.jpg

THATS THE ONE FROM THE MOVIE! I find her oddly hot.

[Dude!]

THATS THE ONE FROM THE MOVIE! I find her oddly hot.

i do not think she is
"oddly hot"...

just plain hot!

[razorboy]

Try to stop me.

[PapaBear]

THATS THE ONE FROM THE MOVIE! I find her oddly hot.
She's been in some CSI's too. Her name is Meredith Eaton.

[Dude!]

She's been in some CSI's too. Her name is Meredith Eaton.

i bet she's be eaton
many times

[Sue_Bender]

Too late.


Small cock in BIG pussy.

[razorboy]

Too late.


Small cock in BIG pussy.

The title of your autobiography?

[PapaBear]

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[TripleSkeet]

Yep. Especially if she was really cute. You know how many fun ways you can have fucking a midget that you cant with a grown woman? Youd be crazy not to try it.

[instrument]

Something would tear or something awful...make sure she has good health insurance.

[Dougie Brootal]

i like short girls anyway.

[Gvac]

Paging lleeder, paging lleeder...

No way would I bang a midget.

Sorry, but I don't think I could get over the pedophilia feeling.

[Dougie Brootal]

Paging lleeder, paging lleeder...

No way would I bang a midget.

Sorry, but I don't think I could get over the pedophilia feeling.

thats the best part... er... so i heard....

[Slumbag]

I would, but I'd insist on wearing a condom.

No way I wanna catch that shit.

[Reynolds]

Body in proportion midget, or giant head midget?

[sr71blackbird]

They need lovin' too. If only midgets fucked midgets, there will always be midgets. I saw we breed them into extinction. Have only really tall people impregnate midget women and don't let midget guys have sex.

[Reynolds]

They need lovin' too. If only midgets fucked midgets, there will always be midgets. I saw we breed them into extinction. Have only really tall people impregnate midget women and don't let midget guys have sex.

Wouldn't not fucking midgets make them extinct through natural selection?

[Marc with a c]

i'm proud nobody made a dick would look bigger joke.

[Reynolds]

i'm proud nobody made a dick would look bigger joke.

I save that one for the pedophile threads

[sailor]

i'm proud nobody made a dick would look bigger joke.

my idiot cousin actually dates shorter women for that reason.

[topless_mike]

Paging lleeder, paging lleeder...


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67646&highlight=confessional

Yes. I remember this thread.

[Dash77]

Sure

[sr71blackbird]

I used to read meters and there was this house on my route that had a midget couple and everything in it was midget sized. I felt like a giant!

[realmenhatelife]

I tried to throw my vibe at a midget once, but she didnt go for it. She was pretty tall for a midget though, and engaged to some normal sized guy with a way better job than me.

[Misteriosa]

oh. hell. no. :thumbdown:

[bigslobxl]

hi does anyone know if theres a place (or places) from where i can download ron and fez full archived shows from the year 2000 when they first started on WNEW? i know spreadtheonavirus.com has full shows from 2001 - on but i cant find any from the year 2000. Any help would be appreciated! :flush:

[Marc with a c]

hi does anyone know if theres a place (or places) from where i can download ron and fez full archived shows from the year 2000 when they first started on WNEW? i know spreadtheonavirus.com has full shows from 2001 - on but i cant find any from the year 2000. Any help would be appreciated! :flush:


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[Aggie]

I'm having deja vu...

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77181&highlight=person

[King Hippos Bandaid]

id fuck a fidget....



isnt a midget a male term

[boosterp]

With the right amount of alcohol and the proper attractiveness.

[KatPw]

Fuck no. I'm scared of midgets.

[boosterp]

Fuck no. I'm scared of midgets.

I am a bit too, but I am sure they can be attractive. I already know they can be smart, we had a medical resident who was maybe just over 3 ft. I'd give a midget her a chance.

[Marc with a c]

i guess i'm glad four people voted for the fourth option, because midget rape is frowned upon here at ronfez.net

[KatPw]

I am a bit too, but I am sure they can be attractive. I already know they can be smart, we had a medical resident who was maybe just over 3 ft. I'd give a midget her a chance.

Oh I have no doubt about their intelligence, I'm sure some are downright brilliant. I just have a serious unrational fear of them. My father used to tell me stories about the midgets up the block from him and my mom after they first got married. Apparently a lot of the sideshow midgets rented an apartment house up the block. Hearing the stories all my life freaked me out.

[razorboy]

Would you fuck a Gidget? I sure would.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Would I?


Hair Lip!!!!!

[DarkHippie]

only if I can call him "my giant of Lannister."