View Full Version : what do you do to be "safe"?
lleeder
07-26-2009, 06:21 PM
do you always wash your hands? look both ways? wear a condom? what things do you do in an effort to be safe?
hammersavage
07-26-2009, 06:23 PM
My safe word is Sacramento. That's when I've had enough.
JerseyRich
07-26-2009, 06:23 PM
I take extra twinkies to work...
Just in case.
If I can't wash my hands, I hold my food with a paper towel when I eat.
Honest.
Usually it's when I'm working and I'm on the road and pull into a deli that doesn't have a public restroom.
I also keep purel in the truck but that doesn't remove dirt and grease.
lleeder
07-26-2009, 06:27 PM
I'll count money then eat a sandwich.
JerseyRich
07-26-2009, 06:28 PM
I'll count money then eat a sandwich.
jew.:nono:
lleeder
07-26-2009, 06:29 PM
jew.:nono:
It has bacon on it, I swear.
biggirl
07-26-2009, 06:31 PM
If I can't wash my hands, I hold my food with a paper towel when I eat.
Honest.
Usually it's when I'm working and I'm on the road and pull into a deli that doesn't have a public restroom.
I also keep purel in the truck but that doesn't remove dirt and grease.
You should see somebody for your OCD problems.
sailor
07-26-2009, 06:34 PM
do you always wash your hands? look both ways? wear a condom? what things do you do in an effort to be safe?
yes. yes. no.
lleeder
07-26-2009, 06:35 PM
yes. yes. no.
where have you been? I was waiting for that post all thread.
I'll count money then eat a sandwich.
Enjoy your hepatitis.
lleeder
07-26-2009, 06:37 PM
Enjoy your hepatitis.
How'd you know I like it rare?
sailor
07-26-2009, 06:39 PM
where have you been? I was waiting for that post all thread.
busy washing my hands, crossing the street and having unprotected sex. not necessarily in that order.
Foster
07-26-2009, 06:49 PM
I never go anywhere without a life-vest,
just incase the polar ice caps melt
mikeyboy
07-26-2009, 06:49 PM
I don't give CHUCKWAGONCOOK my address.
biggirl
07-26-2009, 06:54 PM
I live dangerously, but I do wash my hands a lot...I deal with poopy diapers.
King Hippos Bandaid
07-26-2009, 06:55 PM
I stop at green lights
RhinoinMN
07-26-2009, 06:58 PM
I wait for the ice to be at least 6" thick before I go out onto it for ice fishing.
If I can't wash my hands, I hold my food with a paper towel when I eat.
Honest.
Usually it's when I'm working and I'm on the road and pull into a deli that doesn't have a public restroom.
I also keep purel in the truck but that doesn't remove dirt and grease.
I knew you worked with your hands!
sr71blackbird
07-26-2009, 07:56 PM
I stay away from large crowds and popular places. Stay away from accident scenes, never linger or look at at accident or you will be hit by a gawker. If someone near me is coughing, I hold my breath and get away from them. I hold my food with a towel like Gvac if that scenario is what I am in too. If I see I am getting bit by mosquitos and I am in a crowded area, I get away from the area. Never sit on a public toilet unless it is piled with paper. Don't eat at places where you see that the food preparer can't wash themselves. Don't ever eat Indian food: they cannot conceive how fecal matter can harm you.
PapaBear
07-26-2009, 08:01 PM
I eat for 20 minutes before swimming.
sr71blackbird
07-26-2009, 08:02 PM
I also carry a large folding knife that can be opened one handed.
http://www.stellarrigs.com/stellarknife/images/spyderco/C10BK.jpg
sailor
07-26-2009, 08:06 PM
if at all possible, i don't fuck midgets.
underdog
07-26-2009, 08:08 PM
I don't attempt to break into my own house.
boosterp
07-27-2009, 11:16 AM
Wash my hands, lock my doors, concealed weapon's permit, drive a big truck, stay out of questionable parts of town, wash my veggies, and always sniff the vagina of the woman I am about to sleep with.
razorboy
07-27-2009, 11:39 AM
Tag the plate.
Meataball23
07-27-2009, 11:43 AM
Lock my doors all the time.
This is borderline ocd (but came from a real event) when walking around ill pat my thigh/back pocket to make sure my keys and wallet havent fallen out.
Devo37
07-27-2009, 02:31 PM
i always put on the door chain when i'm home
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/door_chain.jpg
i know those things wouldn't stop a stiff breeze, but it's reassuring for some reason. plus, i used to have a landlord who used to try to come into my apartment without even knocking.
oh, i also check the stove last thing before i go to bed (even if i haven't cooked anything that day). picked up that ocd from my father.
SatCam
07-27-2009, 05:20 PM
check to make sure my car windows are up on overcast days
Farmer Dave
07-28-2009, 03:39 AM
I never stand behind horses.
razorboy
07-28-2009, 11:36 AM
I never stand behind horses.
Never?
strawberrypop
07-28-2009, 11:41 AM
I put frosting on my hands and lizards in my ears to ward away the red leprochauns. The red ones are the evil ones.
STC-Dub
07-28-2009, 01:28 PM
I look both ways when I wash my hands with a condom on.
razorboy
07-28-2009, 01:30 PM
I look both ways when I wash my hands with a condom on.
Kinky.
Ritalin
07-28-2009, 02:57 PM
Wash my hands, lock my doors, concealed weapon's permit, drive a big truck, stay out of questionable parts of town, wash my veggies, and always sniff the vagina of the woman I am about to sleep with.
every statistic says that possessing a firearm makes you LESS safe and more likely to be shot.
Brad in Bama
07-28-2009, 07:21 PM
Saftey is an illusion. It's also for queers. My wife works in a lab, and if you could see germs, you'd know they are everywhere. Even on those little bottles of purel. It's literally like being able to see the Matrix.
tanless1
07-28-2009, 09:03 PM
open doors w/ shirt tail.
tanless1
07-28-2009, 09:09 PM
every statistic says that possessing a firearm makes you LESS safe and more likely to be shot.
but whose statistcs are you using ? how often the successful prevention of a crime via ccw permit holder/ excersiser goes un reported. mostly due to editorial agenda, lesser the carrier prefers it not publicized that he's holding.
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