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RhinoinMN
07-24-2009, 10:53 AM
He openly admits that he would rather spend most of his time with men rather than with women.

Whaddya say?
ToiletCrusher
07-24-2009, 10:54 AM
He likes tree forts!
yojimbo7248
07-24-2009, 10:55 AM
he just likes to look at the man meat in his mancave but still counts as a secret in my book.
Meataball23
07-24-2009, 11:00 AM
crazy gay
Doogie
07-24-2009, 11:07 AM
ZMan is gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys, with an extra cock left over for the ears. He loves being a mans man...
Marc with a c
07-24-2009, 11:11 AM
i'd be nice to him or he'll fuck all your daughters and wives.
BronxJohnny
07-24-2009, 11:13 AM
ZMan is gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys, with an extra cock left over for the ears. He loves being a mans man...

Hahahahahahahaha funniest shit i've ever read man.
mikeyboy
07-24-2009, 11:34 AM
What's a sceret?
ToiletCrusher
07-24-2009, 11:34 AM
What's a sceret?

It's what you text other guys about all the time.
realmenhatelife
07-24-2009, 11:37 AM
Noone is denying that Zman is super gay, but I call bullshit on anyone that wants to pretend watching sports with a girl is in any way enjoyable.

I would much rather make time with a girl than bro down, but I dont want to bro down with any girls.
drjoek
07-24-2009, 11:50 AM
i'd be nice to him or he'll fuck all your daughters and wives.



He's too fat
realmenhatelife
07-24-2009, 11:53 AM
Is Z Man's secret that he looks like Al Goldstein in a stupid hat?
Hammond Eggars
07-26-2009, 11:06 AM
When he talks about "what guys like" he sounds like he's talking about other people.
shittles
07-26-2009, 11:31 AM
Where there are sparks between Fez and him? Might be a cute couple.
Dell
07-26-2009, 01:17 PM
liking to smell another man's farts was a big tell...
Ron Marie Douglas
07-26-2009, 01:21 PM
Why was he in studio? Was that whole interview supposed to be tongue-in-cheek? He's pathetic.
Brad in Bama
07-26-2009, 01:34 PM
He's as queer as a football bat. I can't stand stupid shit he comes up with.
Dell
07-26-2009, 01:39 PM
Why was he in studio? Was that whole interview supposed to be tongue-in-cheek? He's pathetic.

I think having the zman in the studio is sincere attempt to "do him a favor" while knowing all along that he can't help but make an idiot of himself and give us great radio... ESD slayed with the most-recent appearance...
Annie...Waits
07-26-2009, 01:42 PM
i think he'd be considered a bear....just like fezfez.
ShowerBench
07-27-2009, 12:41 PM
two, he's interesting and straight
kalethan
07-27-2009, 02:29 PM
only the best kept secret since Lance Bass and Clay Aiken
TjM
07-28-2009, 03:28 AM
Anyone who says "Mancave" should be beaten with a sack of doorknobs
TjM
07-28-2009, 03:31 AM
two, he's interesting and straight

0 for 2
TjM
07-28-2009, 07:54 AM
Oh and the Stewie impression was fucking atrocious
DiabloSammich
07-28-2009, 08:54 AM
He's as queer as a football bat.



I've never heard this saying before, but I fucking love it.
BinaryTaoist
07-28-2009, 11:46 AM
I don't think he has a secret... but Gvac was spot on that a 'real man' wouldn't have to constantly prove it or declare it... If anything hes just a submissive bottom...
TjM
07-28-2009, 12:52 PM
I can't stress enough what a fake homophobic douche this guy is


My hatred for Zman reach SP1 Dave hate levels
Gvac
07-28-2009, 12:54 PM
You know the tough-talking, cigar chomping guy you see in the videos he puts up on YouTube?

I don't know who that is, but it wasn't the guy I met in the studio last Friday.

Just sayin'.
cousinchris
07-28-2009, 05:36 PM
He is a fag, for sure. First time I heard him speak I knew it.
lleeder
07-28-2009, 05:39 PM
You guys are horrible. He asked Ron that this thread be locked yet you all continue to post in it.
East Side Dave
07-28-2009, 08:24 PM
Lay off Tommy. He works hard at home with his nagging wife and irritating women cashiers. Just cut it out. Tommy is twice the man half of you are if you were cut into quarters.
TjM
07-29-2009, 02:14 AM
Lay off Tommy. He works hard at home with his nagging wife and irritating women cashiers. Just cut it out. Tommy is twice the man half of you are if you were cut into quarters.

:blink:
epo
07-29-2009, 03:41 AM
Huh? That's unlikely.
biggestmexi
07-29-2009, 04:29 AM
Lay off Tommy. He works hard at home with his nagging wife and irritating women cashiers. Just cut it out. Tommy is twice the man half of you are if you were cut into quarters.

who is this guy with a measly 5k post count.

we dont need to listen to him
moochcassidy
07-29-2009, 10:16 AM
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Dell
07-29-2009, 10:20 AM
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definitely a gay homosexual...
moochcassidy
07-29-2009, 10:22 AM
definitely a gay homosexual...

I would've said more of a homosexual gay
epo
07-29-2009, 10:33 AM
Did he try to define himself as a MILF at the start?

That's really gay.
Marc with a c
07-29-2009, 10:50 AM
you guys are going to far. after he fucks your daughters and sisters he's going to fuck you guys in the ass for being so gay.
spoon
07-29-2009, 11:18 AM
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I'm amazed that Tommy managed to get any buttons done on that shirt! That one button is under A LOT of stress and about to fly across the room and take out a window. Seriously though, nice Billy Staples Supercuts look! Tommy Z is a fat, unfunny, uglier version of Jeff Garlin.
Crispy123
07-29-2009, 12:18 PM
Tommy Z is a fat, unfunny, uglier version of Jeff Garlin.

you guys are going to far.

Seriously, why disparage the great Jeff Garlin?
biggestmexi
07-29-2009, 12:21 PM
definitely a gay homosexual...

double negative..... cancels out.
RhinoinMN
07-29-2009, 12:27 PM
Zman said on the show that milf was a derogatory term and he didn't like it. He preferred to us the term "cougar"


Hypocrite.
RhinoinMN
07-29-2009, 12:29 PM
Notice the lamp filled with golfballs. Perfect accessory for a man cave.
mikeyboy
07-29-2009, 12:38 PM
Notice the lamp filled with golfballs. Perfect accessory for a man cave.

That seems like it would be uncomfortable.
RhinoinMN
07-29-2009, 12:39 PM
That seems like it would be uncomfortable.

No shit!
RhinoinMN
07-29-2009, 12:40 PM
Totally serious question. After putting these vids out there and promoting his website, does he think that he won't take shots for what he does? I mean really?
Crispy123
07-29-2009, 12:47 PM
Totally serious question. After putting these vids out there and promoting his website, does he think that he won't take shots for what he does? I mean really?

Hes trolling for shots...of load on his face!
BinaryTaoist
07-29-2009, 05:33 PM
Why isn't he wearing pants?
moochcassidy
07-29-2009, 05:41 PM
hes given up on them
BinaryTaoist
07-29-2009, 05:45 PM
I guess pants are too effeminant...
jlehane
07-29-2009, 06:15 PM
asian joke and you ruffled http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/Pete2BinaryDaoist.jpg feather
BinaryTaoist
07-29-2009, 09:59 PM
keep trying cheezer... you'll be welcome somewhere... maybe you can write a song about it...
razorboy
07-29-2009, 10:02 PM
Nope. Everyone knows he sucks.
Dell
08-17-2009, 06:43 AM
ordering some cigars and Zman drops another hint from his August 10 blog...

"This is definitely a guy you want to take to Vegas and pal around with. If I was a broad, I’d be all over this dude. "

http://www.jrcigarblogs.com/
RENFIELD
08-17-2009, 04:44 PM
i heard he's the piano player at fez's chelsea bar !!!