Most Putrid Candy

[The-Mexi-Cant]

Screw that best Candy thread... there are tons of good candy and most people like the majority. Lets get down to what you really hate. Everybody has a candy they think is just absolutely disgusting (and rightfully so). Lets hear some of those (with explainations if necessary) thats more funny. I'll have to go with....

Either...

Circus Peanuts... the most disgusting thing known to man... or close. I mean really... a thicker more disgusting marshmallow thats orange and tastes like shit? Might as well just put chewy wax in a bag.... oh wait.....

Those bullshit ass wax tubes with a drop of juice in them. They may have been fun for about a second until you realized how much work you had to put into a bullshit ass drop of candy.

[biggestmexi]

i dont like your name...


but.....

Black licorice.

[Gvac]

Anything with almonds or walnuts in it.

Fucking HATE nuts.

[sailor]

circus peanuts are the worst, agreed. candy corn is just below that.

anyone says mary janes and i'll fuckin' stab them.

[The-Mexi-Cant]

i dont like your name.


Aww I always get one of those:glurps: Well if anybody is interested its because I'm more than half mexican but my fathers white man genes are so strong I'm completely white looking so in essence I'm a mexican who can't pull of the look. Anyways........


lets add to the list..... those bullshit ass wax lips

[GreatAmericanZero]

the worst candy i ever tasted is banana flavored Runts. Actually, anything artificial banana flavored is terrible, like the ones found in tropical Mike & Ike

however, i was at the supermarket and saw a candy from Norway where it was licorice sticks filled with "banana creme". Just from the thought of what that would taste like, its gotta be the worst candy ever created. The bag had a picture of a Panda on it

[TjM]

Candy Corn

[Jujubees2]

I forgot what it's called but that powder stuff where you had a candy stick to dip in it and then eat the powder.

[TjM]

I forgot what it's called but that powder stuff where you had a candy stick to dip in it and then eat the powder.

Fun Dip

[Gvac]

I'm more than half mexican but my fathers white man genes are so strong I'm completely white looking

I've never been prouder in my life.

God bless your father and GOD BLESS YOU, Mexi-Cant!

And God bless the United States of America!!!

[The-Mexi-Cant]

I've never been prouder in my life.

God bless your father and GOD BLESS YOU, Mexi-Cant!

And God bless the United States of America!!!


Haha thanks its just basically a long running joke between me and my friends. They rip on me hard for being a mexican but its basically impossible for me to be upset about it in any way..... I'm just too much of a whitey (at least in looks).

Anyways.... can we throw disgusting Neco Wafers on the list? They serve their purposes better as tums.

[realmenhatelife]

Necco Wafers


I love candy corn, and technically there is no black licorice, because thats what licorice tastes like. There is licorice and red licorice, just like on TV there is The Office and The Dumb Office.

[Jujubees2]

I never understood this concept...

http://www.rockofagescandy.com/Funny_Stuff/Products/PopRocks.jpg

[Marc with a c]

love circus peanuts.

[sailor]

love circus peanuts.

figures.

[drjoek]

Necco Wafers


I love candy corn, and technically there is no black licorice, because thats what licorice tastes like. There is licorice and red licorice, just like on TV there is The Office and The Dumb Office.



Chocolate NECCo wafers are great!

We used to pretend we were giving communion with them until the nuns slapped us in the head for being blasphemous.

[Gvac]

Chocolate NECCo wafers are great!

We used to pretend we were giving communion with them until the nuns slapped us in the head for being blasphemous.

HAHAHA!!!

I always found it ironic that I'd get slapped in the head by the nuns while we were in church.

Fucking twats.

[Jujubees2]

Chocolate NECCo wafers are great!

We used to pretend we were giving communion with them until the nuns slapped us in the head for being blasphemous.

So you pretended that Jesus was black?

[drjoek]

HAHAHA!!!

I always found it ironic that I'd get slapped in the head by the nuns while we were in church.

Fucking twats.



I think I still have a flat spot on the back of my head from getting smacked by those penquins

[Gvac]

I think I still have a flat spot on the back of my head from getting smacked by those penquins

When I was in 8th grade I had a splitting headache and put my head down on the desk and closed my eyes. One of them came up behind me and jabbed her pen into the back of my neck.

I went berserk and called her a cunt.

True story.

[Jujubees2]

When I was in 8th grade I had a splitting headache and put my head down on the desk and closed my eyes. One of them came up behind me and jabbed her pen into the back of my neck.

I went berserk and called her a cunt.

True story.

You, my friend, have a one-way ticket to H-E double hockey sticks...

[Gvac]

You, my friend, have a one-way ticket to H-E double hockey sticks...

Oh it was ugly. I stormed out of the class and walked home.

Mother got called, had to come down for a face to face with the principal, etc.

I stuck to my guns.

[biggirl]

i dont like your name...


but.....

Black licorice.

Yes this.....I feel like I am going to throw up just thinking about it.

[Marc with a c]

fucking spaz.

[drjoek]

Oh it was ugly. I stormed out of the class and walked home.

Mother got called, had to come down for a face to face with the principal, etc.

I stuck to my guns.



I still remember in 6th grade I tried to toss a paper into the garbage from my desk and missed. The bitch made me stand in the garbage can the rest of the class.

[ToiletCrusher]

Some people may say Necco wafers!

I for one, love Necco wafers.

[biggirl]

Some people may say Necco wafers!

I for one, love Necco wafers.

So does my dad. I usually buy him some for Father's Day if I can find them...I'll send you some when I pick them up for my dad.

[ToiletCrusher]

So does my dad. I usually buy him some for Father's Day if I can find them...I'll send you some when I pick them up for my dad.

Yummy.

[drjoek]

Some people may say Necco wafers!

I for one, love Necco wafers.



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I loved that necco is stamped on each one. We would always take the choclate ones out then one day mom found the whole chocolate rolls!

[sailor]

Some people may say Necco wafers!

I for one, love Necco wafers.

necco lover

[Patient zer0]

When I was younger I went to summer sleep away camp. And for a few weeks of the summer we had kids from mexico. They brought tobasco brand candies and lollypops. So gross

[biggirl]

Yummy.

don't get too excited...Father's Day is still another year away. Your girlfriend will wonder why the hell you are getting a Father's Day gift from some woman in MN....

[ToiletCrusher]

don't get too excited...Father's Day is still another year away. Your girlfriend will wonder why the hell you are getting a Father's Day gift from some woman in MN....

She'd be happy it wasn't from a guy.

[biggirl]

She'd be happy it wasn't from a guy.

Well in that case I will write it down on my calendar...I'll send pics of my kids too...that ought to be good for a laugh oh and I'll add a nice long letter on how your kids are doing.:wink:

[Small..Balls]

How about those coconut cupcakes that the fat gay kid brought into class for his birthday?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Circus Peanuts



I LOVE Black Licorice , all you closet licorice lovers unite


VIVA LA GOOD N PLENTY

[red_red_red]

http://www.bergsengs.com/images/Boston_Baked_Beans_candy_.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.bergsengs.com/images/Boston_Baked_Beans_candy_.jpg


ewww, those were my # 2, because they taste like a # 2

[red_red_red]

ewww, those were my # 2, because they taste like a # 2
right? i remember getting some in the ol halloween pumpkin and saying "but it says candy on the box" .

[King Hippos Bandaid]

right? i remember getting some in the ol halloween pumpkin and saying "but it says candy on the box" .


Halloween is where I unknowingly tried BBB

after eating them, Id rather have pennies or raisins then Boston Baked Beans

hell Id rather trick or treat on a registered sex offender block

[Jujubees2]

How about those wax bottles that had some kid of liquid inside that were sold in the candy aisle?

[red_red_red]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2297311/2/istockphoto_2297311_halloween_candy.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

also Rock Candy sucked/sucks

[Devo37]

Good N Plenty.

hideous.

[jimmyolsenblues]

I hate...HATE sour patch kids...(hate)

[Earlshog]

http://www.oldtimeconfections.com/Good%20&%20Plenty%20theatre.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I hate...HATE sour patch kids...(hate)

you must have no taste buds, I feel for you

http://www.oldtimeconfections.com/Good%20&%20Plenty%20theatre.jpg

Good N Plenty.

hideous.




Good N Plenty is the best, you people are racist

bet you LOVE red licorice

[red_red_red]

Good N Plenty.

hideous.


i never got past the smell of them to actually taste them....yuck

[jimmyolsenblues]

red twizzlers are so much better than black....yeck!!!!!!

[Patient zer0]

What about those gums that are pink and taste like soap
I think they are called thrills.

And those small packets of black licorice. Its a small packet of little pieces of licorice. Its call sen sen.

[The-Mexi-Cant]

holy shit... good-n-plenty has to be the grossest of the gross. I didn't know they were made for human consumption... I thought it was some kind of device for hiding pet's medicine. Even though I think twizzlers are twirly red pieces of shit they still beat out good-n-plenty.

Come on guys.... get creative with your hate. You still have the cow tails and ... seriously I really really tried... I cannot think about black licorice without gagging.... wow never knew of this weakness.

[Earlshog]

baseball card gum... remember it before they put it in plastic... open those wax packs and it would be hard as a rock

[nocountryjon1]

Candy Corn

yes yes yes you are so right!

[RMPGP]

Haha thanks its just basically a long running joke between me and my friends. They rip on me hard for being a mexican but its basically impossible for me to be upset about it in any way..... I'm just too much of a whitey (at least in looks).

Anyways.... can we throw disgusting Neco Wafers on the list? They serve their purposes better as tums.

A lot of the candy that originates from your country is pretty disgusting. I'm not talking about the stuff with lead that they recall in the US all the time... more along the lines of the spicy candy.

You can't bring up Dulce de Leche either because it's not really a candy. I'm not a fan of flan though, although that's more a dessert.

[silks]

Foul...

http://www.theonlinecandyshop.com/ProductImages/nowandlatergrapelimestrawberry.jpg

[sailor]

Foul...


you're loony

[shortchaz]

smarties blow

and not really a candy, but pretty much everything on the desert bar at a chinese buffet sucks.

[Devo37]

Foul...

http://www.theonlinecandyshop.com/ProductImages/nowandlatergrapelimestrawberry.jpg

they taste fine, but those things used to rip fillings out of my teeth when i was a kid. is Krazy Glue one of the ingredients?!?

[ShowerBench]

http://www.sweetfactory.com/images/uploads/6102.jpg

[Penelope]

Those nasty marshmallow chickens they sell around Easter.

[PapaBear]

I had a Mary Jane the other day just to remember what it tastes like. YUCK!!!

[Coach_Mac]

http://www.variquest.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/22012-valconvhearts.jpg

[hanso]

Necco wafers
Only the black ones.

[jennysmurf]

Cow Tales. I got them once in a care package from my Mom while in college. Nasty.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JAGA4ovOEYo_tM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/496230055_f0a06a0906.jpg%3Fv%3D0

[shortchaz]

Cow Tales. I got them once in a care package from my Mom while in college. Nasty.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JAGA4ovOEYo_tM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/496230055_f0a06a0906.jpg%3Fv%3D0oh man, i love those, and the chocolate ones.

[TheMojoPin]

I really wish this site was still updated. (http://bad-candy.com/) They found some really awful candies, especially from Central and South America.

Watch out out for tamarind when south of the border!

[razorboy]

Personally, I find sweet or semisweet chocolate absolutely hideous, but I know I'm in the minority.

[Andomray]

http://www.frugalnutandcandy.com/images/upload/items/4438.jpg

Ju Ju Bes make me want to vomit. And Good N' Plentys.

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.frugalnutandcandy.com/images/upload/items/4438.jpg

Ju Ju Bes make me want to vomit. And Good N' Plentys.

Aren't those Dots?

[Andomray]

Aren't those Dots?

http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/dot1.jpg

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/4th_2006/realproducts/jujubes.jpg

Jujubes are more cylindrical. Dots are rounded at the top. Come on!

Haha...either way I hate them both.

[west milly Tom]

http://www.groovycandies.com/sendbinary.asp?path=D%3A%5Cwwwroot%5Cgroovycandies .com%5Cuploadmedia%5Cimages%5C6496L.jpg&Width=450

[razorboy]

http://www.groovycandies.com/sendbinary.asp?path=D%3A%5Cwwwroot%5Cgroovycandies .com%5Cuploadmedia%5Cimages%5C6496L.jpg&Width=450

Why did my Grandma think oddly shaped hard candy left out in a dish in her musty old house was somehow appealing? They always melded into one solid clump anyways.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/dot1.jpg

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/4th_2006/realproducts/jujubes.jpg

Jujubes are more cylindrical. Dots are rounded at the top. Come on!

Haha...either way I hate them both.


I loved the black jujubees, but they are filling death camps


them and jujy fruits caused so much drilling back in the day

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/dot1.jpg

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/4th_2006/realproducts/jujubes.jpg

Jujubes are more cylindrical. Dots are rounded at the top. Come on!

Haha...either way I hate them both.

Yeah, both are like chewing mildly flavored melted rubber.

[razorboy]

I loved the black jujubees, but they are filling death camps

Jolly Ranchers and Sugar Daddys have them beat.

[west milly Tom]

Why did my Grandma think oddly shaped hard candy left out in a dish in her musty old house was somehow appealing? They always melded into one solid clump anyways.



Did your grandma ever leave them out so long that the outside wasn't even hard anymore, just a soft outer layer. Eck.

[razorboy]

Did your grandma ever leave them out so long that the outside wasn't even hard anymore, just a soft outer layer. Eck.

Yes. Gross.

[Coach_Mac]

My grandmother always had out jellybeans and ginger snaps.

[razorboy]

My grandmother always had out jellybeans and ginger snaps.

Gingersnaps are awesome, but they aren't really candy.

[hanso]

oh man, i love those, and the chocolate ones.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JAGA4ovOEYo_tM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/496230055_f0a06a0906.jpg%3Fv%3D0
Outside looks like caramel.
What is the filling?

[razorboy]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JAGA4ovOEYo_tM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/496230055_f0a06a0906.jpg%3Fv%3D0
Outside looks like caramel.
What is the filling?

A powdery textured creme.

[sailor]

Why did my Grandma think oddly shaped hard candy left out in a dish in her musty old house was somehow appealing? They always melded into one solid clump anyways.

cutting edge stuff there.

[razorboy]

cutting edge stuff there.

Coming from you, I'll take that as irrelevant.

[Gimp]

is a necco wafer like a smarty?

i can't stand smarties

[sailor]

Coming from you, I'll take that as irrelevant.

oh, snap! i think.

[hanso]

A powdery textured creme.

Caramel & creme.
It would be hard to mess that up.

[KEITHJAY]

Ilove salt licorice and salmiak everyone else hates it!

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:1bSOD4FMPTTmwM:http://www.dropworld.nl/pcms/big/bg_K%26H_Zacht_zoete_drop_500g_klein_website.jpg

[razorboy]

Ilove salt licorice and salmiak everyone else hates it!

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:1bSOD4FMPTTmwM:http://www.dropworld.nl/pcms/big/bg_K%26H_Zacht_zoete_drop_500g_klein_website.jpg

I swear I'm the only person in the world who loves C. Howard's violets.

[shortchaz]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JAGA4ovOEYo_tM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/496230055_f0a06a0906.jpg%3Fv%3D0
Outside looks like caramel.
What is the filling?pretty much a longer thinner bullseye http://mycropht.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/1001.jpg

[Russel P]

Peeps, black licorice, and chocolate covered cherries top my list. At least with the last, you can drain the goo and cherry and eat the coating.

[Gvac]

I can't believe people brought up Good 'N' Plenty but no one mentioned Good 'N' Fruity.

The most God awful fruit candy EVER.

[lleeder]

I can't believe people brought up Good 'N' Plenty but no one mentioned Good 'N' Fruity.

thats how explain the show to my friends

[Russel P]

http://i28.tinypic.com/iyg5g4.gif

[joethebartender]

Those disease ridden mints at the diner. (the bowl with the spoon next to the register)

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1101176/2/istockphoto_1101176_pastel_after_dinner_mints.jpg

[Kevin]

I've never been prouder in my life.

God bless your father and GOD BLESS YOU, Mexi-Cant!

And God bless the United States of America!!!

And no one else.

[Scott from the Future]

I can't stand any fruit flavored candy. Skittles, Starburst, etc. Blech!

[hanso]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JAGA4ovOEYo_tM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/496230055_f0a06a0906.jpg%3Fv%3D0
These could prob. be used in sex play.
Move over red liquorice
http://i43.tinypic.com/e8nvyc.gif

[DantheBartender]

Necco Wafers are like flatter smarties made with chalkier material and are less sweet.

[Death Metal Moe]

I swear I'm the only person in the world who loves C. Howard's violets.

I forget the exact name of them but if we're talking about the same hard candy and gum company then you're not alone.

I loved it because it kinda tasted like what incense would taste like if it were a candy.

[Russel P]

Y'all not catch Leeder's joke? C'mon, that was pretty fuckin' funny.

[razorboy]

I forget the exact name of them but if we're talking about the same hard candy and gum company then you're not alone.

I loved it because it kinda tasted like what incense would taste like if it were a candy.

Thank you. Finally, someone else who likes the violet candies.

[Death Metal Moe]

Y'all not catch Leeder's joke? C'mon, that was pretty fuckin' funny.

Sorry I've had him blocked for months.

[jennysmurf]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JAGA4ovOEYo_tM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/496230055_f0a06a0906.jpg%3Fv%3D0
These could prob. be used in sex play.
Move over red liquorice
http://i43.tinypic.com/e8nvyc.gif

Nah, too soft.:wink:

[Slumbag]

they taste fine, but those things used to rip fillings out of my teeth when i was a kid. is Krazy Glue one of the ingredients?!?



:laugh:
I was dumb enough yo have one with braces, and ripped a bracket of my back tooth.

It sucked, but they are a delicious candy.

[razorboy]

:laugh:
I was dumb enough yo have one with braces, and ripped a bracket of my back tooth.

It sucked, but they are a delicious candy.

No braces. I'm an idiot.