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[Russel P]

I can't help but reading for too long when I check that site. If anyone else does, post funny responses you see. I really dig this one a friend sent me:
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[biggirl]

I am trained to go make the goddamned sandwich.

[strawberrypop]

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Is my 4 year old retarded?
My 4 yr old can say his abc's, knows colors, can count to 40+, and can ad and subtract with numbers in the teens and get correct answers... But he gets SO confused! He cant figure out how to put on his shoes... he cant buckle a seat belt. ( I check it to be safe.) He cant put on his pants. and he cant remember what I told him a minute ago... He can barely use a fork. He stares at the sun. He will tell you weird stuff, like: "a cat flew thru the window with wings like a bat and climbed into my throat so know im a werewolf" and hes eextremelyclumsy and shy... If a child messes with him he will let other children hit him and take his stuff etc. he has no urge or even sense of self ddefenseor ppreservation Even if i tell him to stand up for himself he ddoesn'tseem to know what i mean... Hes very well behaved and polite though... But then he just goes off the deep end. I used to let him stay with my converted weird super Catholic mom... Now he tells me weird stuff all day like "Trees grow in my heart and make jesus cry" He dies on the video game i bought him on purpose to see the angel on the Game Over screen... and the like... I'm not complaining His antics confuse and frustrate me sometimes.. but I love him to death... and will do whatever needed to help him grow and learn better... BTW I was an EXTREMLEY Weird and misunderstood artsy bad at sports kid... But His a lil odd even by my standards. Is he Just a normal clumsy kid or should i look into this more with a Dr.?

From the sound of it, I love this kid.

[Bob Impact]

I'm pretty sure it's required by law for this to get posted in one of these threads:
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[Coach_Mac]

What? people are retarded.