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RhinoinMN
07-22-2009, 06:54 PM
I will start by acknowledging that sloppy joes are a food item amongst the dregs of society, but why is this shit even necessary?
How fucking hard is it to make a sloppy joe without manwich?
IMO it is one step above Alpo.
biggirl
07-22-2009, 06:56 PM
kids love that shit.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a piece of shit.
Slumbag
07-22-2009, 07:02 PM
There's only one word to describe someone who is too good to eat a Manwich.
Diva.
RhinoinMN
07-22-2009, 07:05 PM
kids love that shit.
I had it once at a friends house and gave it to the dogs. They had a hard time with it too.
RhinoinMN
07-22-2009, 07:06 PM
There's only one word to describe someone who is too good to eat a Manwich.
Diva.
One word for someone who would eat a manwich.
Slumbag.
Hottub
07-22-2009, 07:07 PM
You dumb mother fuckers.
Didn't I already give this lesson? Take notes, people!
http://www.roadfood.com/insider/photos/7961.jpg
Look at the picture. Jesey's own Sloppy Joe.
Bakery fresh rye bread
Virginia Ham
Turkey Breast
Super lean roast beef
Cole Slaw
Russian Dressing
Tomato, if you desire.
Get it right, or move to the real world.
Sloppy Joe indeed. Savages!
RhinoinMN
07-22-2009, 07:08 PM
Many people on this board say that Mayo is the Devil's seed. I disagree, but if they must say so then Manwich is the Devil's rectal leakage.
Fancy men wouldn't be caught dead eating a "Sloppy Joe" or a "Manwich."
This is food for commoners.
Enjoy your grilled cheese and PB&J while you're at it, you low lifes.
mikeyboy
07-22-2009, 07:18 PM
You dumb mother fuckers.
Didn't I already give this lesson? Take notes, people!
http://www.roadfood.com/insider/photos/7961.jpg
Look at the picture. Jesey's own Sloppy Joe.
Bakery fresh rye bread
Virginia Ham
Turkey Breast
Super lean roast beef
Cole Slaw
Russian Dressing
Tomato, if you desire.
Get it right, or move to the real world.
Sloppy Joe indeed. Savages!
New Jersey is apparently retarded and doesn't know what a Sloppy Joe is. What's a cheesesteak in New Jersey? A banana with chives in a moccasin?
Hottub
07-22-2009, 07:19 PM
New Jersey is apparently retarded and doesn't know what a Sloppy Joe is. What's a cheesesteak in New Jersey? A banana with chives in a moccasin?
Do I have go Mojo on your ass?
Freakshow
07-22-2009, 07:22 PM
If it's good enough for Hermes, it's good enough for you...
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/3/1/831a01810a0b7cfcf12562f689449d99.jpg
http://manwichhermes.ytmnd.com/
Neckbeard
07-22-2009, 07:28 PM
Sloppy Joes are tasty. It's been way too long since I had one.
boosterp
07-22-2009, 07:59 PM
New Jersey is apparently retarded and doesn't know what a Sloppy Joe is. What's a cheesesteak in New Jersey? A banana with chives in a moccasin?
:lol::lol::lol:
Sloppy joes/manwitches are for homeless shelters. You should be embarased, pointed at and laughed at in the store if you buy that dog shit.
hammersavage
07-22-2009, 08:01 PM
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a piece of shit.
don't let drusilla see this post.
biggirl
07-22-2009, 08:13 PM
My kids hate sloppy joes, but they love manwich...they are so frickin weird...I do feel bad feeding them it, but they like it...
I am not even sure what made me buy it...we never, ever had it at our house growing up.
Our smart dog won't touch it, but our stupid dog loves it...he gets what the kids won't eat! Maybe that is why he weighs 110 lbs...he has to eat what the adults won't.
PapaBear
07-22-2009, 08:49 PM
Sloppy Joes are tasty. It's been way too long since I had one.
That's what I always think. Then I have one and I'm disappointed.
drusilla
07-23-2009, 05:10 AM
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a piece of shit.
don't let drusilla see this post.
oh i saw it!!!!
sloppy joe's are my comfort food. my mom used to make it for my brothers all the time when i was a kid so it became my happy place. i want it when i'm cranky. i never make it as a stupid sandwich either, that's too messy & unnecessary. i put it over pasta & add a lot more seasoning.
if i'm having a bad day, manwich makes me happier than ice cream.
sorry gvac, can't all be perfect.
boosterp
07-23-2009, 05:14 AM
oh i saw it!!!!
sloppy joe's are my comfort food. my mom used to make it for my brothers all the time when i was a kid so it became my happy place. i want it when i'm cranky. i never make it as a stupid sandwich either, that's too messy & unnecessary. i put it over pasta & add a lot more seasoning.
if i'm having a bad day, manwich makes me happier than ice cream.
sorry gvac, can't all be perfect.
Damn! I thought so highly of you at one time. :tongue:
sorry gvac, can't all be perfect.
As long as you're not melting cheese in there I guess I can overlook it.
drusilla
07-23-2009, 05:19 AM
ugh my ex used to put american cheese on it. it was so gross.
ugh my ex used to put american cheese on it. it was so gross.
No wonder he's your ex.
Vile.
angrymissy
07-23-2009, 05:20 AM
I never had sloppy joes until I moved in w/ Jeff and his brother, I think it was one of their comfort food type things. I've made them from scratch but nothing beats:
http://www.mccormick.com/~/media/Images/Products/Product%20Details/Seasoning%20Mixes/Beef/Sloppy%20Joes%20Seasoning%20Mix.ashx?w=225
drusilla
07-23-2009, 05:20 AM
Damn! I thought so highly of you at one time. :tongue:
sorry, i'm not really one who feels she's better than things. can't live life like with your nose in the air.
Fancy men wouldn't be caught dead eating a "Sloppy Joe" or a "Manwich."
This is food for commoners.
Enjoy your grilled cheese and PB&J while you're at it, you low lifes.
I love a grilled cheese sandwich
sailor
07-23-2009, 08:51 AM
Fancy men wouldn't be caught dead eating a "Sloppy Joe" or a "Manwich."
This is food for commoners.
Enjoy your grilled cheese and PB&J while you're at it, you low lifes.
sun tzu: he who eats hot dog with ketchup looks down on no man's food.
sun tzu: he who eats hot dog with ketchup looks down on no man's food.
The famous military strategist who authored "The Art Of War" commented on hot dogs?
Sounds more like something Confucius would say.
JPMNICK
07-23-2009, 09:16 AM
You dumb mother fuckers.
Didn't I already give this lesson? Take notes, people!
http://www.roadfood.com/insider/photos/7961.jpg
Look at the picture. Jesey's own Sloppy Joe.
Bakery fresh rye bread
Virginia Ham
Turkey Breast
Super lean roast beef
Cole Slaw
Russian Dressing
Tomato, if you desire.
Get it right, or move to the real world.
Sloppy Joe indeed. Savages!
this is the only way I have ever had a sloppy joe. I do not think I have ever had it with ground beef. the only difference is no Ham on the ones I eat, and an extra slice of bread in the middle.
NateCantDance
07-23-2009, 09:17 AM
Manwich is the food of the Gods. If I could afford it, I'd use it as bloody mary mix with some bottled relish and chunks of velvetta. You elitist pricks and your tall buildings and high school diplomas can kiss my ass.
sailor
07-23-2009, 09:21 AM
The famous military strategist who authored "The Art Of War" commented on hot dogs?
Sounds more like something Confucius would say.
confucius is a fag.
TheMojoPin
07-23-2009, 09:53 AM
Fancy men wouldn't be caught dead eating a "Sloppy Joe" or a "Manwich."
This is food for commoners.
Enjoy your grilled cheese and PB&J while you're at it, you low lifes.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You eat, like, 3 things.
confucius is a fag.
Agreed.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You eat, like, 3 things.
Why did I stand up for you yesterday and fight for your return?
Because I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
Welcome back you prick.
RhinoinMN
07-23-2009, 10:04 AM
Manwich is the food of the Gods. If I could afford it, I'd use it as bloody mary mix with some bottled relish and chunks of velvetta. You elitist pricks and your tall buildings and high school diplomas can kiss my ass.
I just threw up in my mouth.
TheMojoPin
07-23-2009, 10:05 AM
Why did I stand up for you yesterday and fight for your return?
Because I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
Welcome back you prick.
Steak, pizza and cock.
King Hippos Bandaid
07-23-2009, 10:16 AM
leave ground beef alone Hunts
keep you manwich and sub par ketchup away...........
barjockey
07-23-2009, 10:23 AM
Manwich = Lemon Party
TheMojoPin
07-23-2009, 10:56 AM
leave ground beef alone Hunts
keep you manwich and sub par ketchup away...........
Hunts?!?
Who the hell picks Hunts over Heinz?!?
I submit that you are actually an undercover alien.
King Hippos Bandaid
07-23-2009, 11:33 AM
Hunts?!?
Who the hell picks Hunts over Heinz?!?
I submit that you are actually an undercover alien.
eww Hunts is torture, but some restaurants who like to save a buck instead of make their customers happy use Hunts
Manwich is made by Hunts, further proof that it sucks and only creeps like it
Heather 8
07-23-2009, 02:26 PM
What's a cheesesteak in New Jersey? A banana with chives in a moccasin?
Silly mikeyboy. You forgot the pork roll.
IMSlacker
07-23-2009, 02:34 PM
I've never tried Manwich, but it couldn't possibly be worse than Hamburger Helper. That stuff is fucking vile.
The-Mexi-Cant
07-24-2009, 02:40 AM
I've never tried Manwich, but it couldn't possibly be worse than Hamburger Helper. That stuff is fucking vile.
Aww I like Hamburger Helper:glurps:
Anyways... why buy those tubs of manwich when you can just as easily buy a tub of pulled pork sandwich filling? (I'm assuming that nobody would actually take the time to make a manwich from scratch)
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