Shark Week '09

[topless_mike]

Starts 8/2
Who watches?

I hope its better. Last 2 years have been mediocre.

[Furtherman]

I watch. But they need more real footage of shark attacks.

That shit is scary.

[brettmojo]

I'll peruse it like I always do.

A couple years ago we were on vacation in Myrtle Beach when it was on and they had a show that pointed out the Carolina coast as one of the most populated with man-eaters. That coupled with the baby sharks the fisherman kept hailing in off of the fishing peer down the beach from our condo was awesome.

[RoseBlood]

http://dsc.discovery.com/sharks/what-kind-of-shark-are-you-quiz.html (http://dsc.discovery.com/sharks/what-kind-of-shark-are-you-quiz.html)

You're like a... Hammerhead Shark!

You may be goofy, but don’t think other sea creatures aren’t aware of you! You like to swim in large schools, and your sleek and slender figure lets you get up to speeds of 25 mph. You are normally calm unless provoked, and you usually feed around dusk. You like to live in tropical climates with warm waters, and most of your litters have up to 25 little sharks!

http://www.life.com/image/ugc1007152/in-gallery/31592/sneak-peek-shark-week

[Snoogans]

You're like a..... Great White Shark
You are the most dominant and aggressive shark known to man! You hardly have any predators because you are at the top of the food chain. Your 3,000-plus teeth are razor sharp and help you rip your food apart into chunks so you can swallow it without chewing. You can live about two months on one good meal. You mainly enjoy swimming alone in cool waters in the Southern Hemisphere, and you are the least intelligent of all sharks.



BALLIN

[Recyclerz]

I gave tonight's show about 45 min. before giving up. The only thing that might have saved it would have been a certain red-headed maniac showing up as an extra in a striped full body bathing suit for the 1916 Spring Lake beach scenes. :wink:

I did find it interesting that New Jersey couldn't afford waves on its beaches back then...

[TheMojoPin]

How the fuck am I a hammerhead? It says "sleek and slender" in the description and I described myself as "big and bulky."

Shark Test, like Shark Week, sucks shark cock.

[Snoogans]

How the fuck am I a hammerhead? It says "sleek and slender" in the description and I described myself as "big and bulky."

Shark Test, like Shark Week, sucks shark cock.

Not once we team them up with the Somali Pirates. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snoogans]

I gave tonight's show about 45 min. before giving up. The only thing that might have saved it would have been a certain red-headed maniac showing up as an extra in a striped full body bathing suit for the 1916 Spring Lake beach scenes. :wink:

I did find it interesting that New Jersey couldn't afford waves on its beaches back then...

believe it or not, there are alot of flat days like that in jersey. The waves really only get CRAZY in certain spots or with big storms. I didn't mind the show I guess, but it was all stuff everyone knows. Air Jaws 2 was way better.

[topless_mike]

i didnt get a chance to watch any of it last nite. it's sitting on my dvr.
should i bother?

[topless_mike]

How the fuck am I a hammerhead? It says "sleek and slender" in the description and I described myself as "big and bulky."

Shark Test, like Shark Week, sucks shark cock.

At least they have something.
I dont ever recall seeing Croc Week.
More reasons why Sharks > Crocs.

[Snoogans]

i didnt get a chance to watch any of it last nite. it's sitting on my dvr.
should i bother?

The first thing isnt that bad. Its about the 1916 attacks but they do it as if its the people involved tellin the stories, or families of the victims. It wasnt horrible but. The second show is definately worth it. FUCK SEALS

[topless_mike]

The first thing isnt that bad. Its about the 1916 attacks but they do it as if its the people involved tellin the stories, or families of the victims. It wasnt horrible but. The second show is definately worth it. FUCK SEALS

Air Jaws I and II are old.
I thought maybe they tagged a great white with a dash-cam and watched it fuck up a seal.
They did, a few years ago, tag one with a camera and it was amazing watching this thing just patrol on the bottom of the ocean looking for seals.

[TheMojoPin]

At least they have something.
I dont ever recall seeing Croc Week.
More reasons why Sharks > Crocs.

Crocs are cool and underground. Sharks are mainstream and sold out.

[hatonmyhead]

sharks still?

[Snoogans]

all week son

[Gvac]

Sharks are pussies.

Mammals for the win.

http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/killer-whale.jpg

[brettmojo]

Sharks are pussies.

Mammals for the win.

http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/killer-whale.jpg
They have to come up for air... PUSSIES!

[Gvac]

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[topless_mike]

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sorry bro.
i cant see anything. all i see is cut footage, splashing, and the whale eating something.

[topless_mike]

Crocs are cool and underground. Sharks are mainstream and sold out.

is that really what it's all about?