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ToiletCrusher
07-20-2009, 06:46 PM
Based on looks, what plant seems the most threatening?
I have seen this plant over the past 10 years become more prominent near my cabin.
Giant Hogweed. It's an invasive species and can even kill people.
http://www.spraytechweedcontrolspecialists.co.uk/images/giant_hogweed.jpg
What else is there?
Dude!
07-20-2009, 06:50 PM
Giant Hogweed. It's an invasive species and can even kill people.
How does it kill people?
strangling?
beating them to death?
TooLowBrow
07-20-2009, 06:50 PM
http://media.wdtv.com/images/pot+plant.jpg
its so dangerous its illegal, living or dead
ToiletCrusher
07-20-2009, 06:51 PM
How does it kill people?
strangling?
beating them to death?
One needs to get close enough to it to find out.
We find it on our property and we burn it.
TooLowBrow
07-20-2009, 06:51 PM
Based on looks, what plant seems the most threatening?
based on looks?
do you want dangerous looking plants or actually dangerous plants?
ToiletCrusher
07-20-2009, 06:55 PM
based on looks?
do you want dangerous looking plants or actually dangerous plants?
Either the actual look of the plant, or it can even be based off of events you experienced making you feel that the plant is threatening.
Devo37
07-20-2009, 06:58 PM
i have some bamboo growing in a glass of water filled with pebbles (the stuff you get for $5 at the asian deli).
never realized how creepy plants can be until i saw the roots filling every little nook and cranny in the glass. they even creep up above the water-line up the side of the glass. i'm quite sure they'll climb down the outside of the glass, onto the table, and start moving the damn thing around like tentacles.
Friday
07-20-2009, 06:59 PM
my favorite... and the only plant i like to keep in the house when they are in season.
it's fun to watch them eat!
http://flytrapgrowing.info/uploads/flytrap_feathercat.jpg
unfortunately, like with most plants... i end up killing them eventually.
i just don't have a very green thumb :(
Hottub
07-20-2009, 06:59 PM
http://www.coloradocollege.edu/dept/PC/RepresentativePhy/Pages/Photoshop/Problem%20Pictures/Nuclear%20Plant.jpg
i have some bamboo growing in a glass of water filled with pebbles (the stuff you get for $5 at the asian deli).
never realized how creepy plants can be until i saw the roots filling every little nook and cranny in the glass. they even creep up above the water-line up the side of the glass. i'm quite sure they'll climb down the outside of the glass, onto the table, and start moving the damn thing around like tentacles.
You are correct about bamboo, sir. It is a beautiful, but insidious, creature.
Much like women.
There are many records of humans being tortured by bamboo. Because bamboo grows quickly, it can grow through a person, causing them much pain. The Mythbusters found that a piece of bamboo can grow through a person in 2–4 days, given the right growing conditions. It has also been documented that in World War II, Japanese troops tortured U.S. soldiers by removing their fingernails with bamboo, as did the Viet Cong troops
ToiletCrusher
07-20-2009, 07:09 PM
Unless I see pictures of bamboo wrapping around people, I don't believe it.
Unless I see pictures of bamboo wrapping around people, I don't believe it.
It doesn't wrap AROUND them, it grows RIGHT THROUGH THEM!
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sailor
07-20-2009, 07:11 PM
devil's club sounds threatening.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/Oplopanax_horridus_13393.JPG
ToiletCrusher
07-20-2009, 07:12 PM
It doesn't wrap AROUND them, it grows RIGHT THROUGH THEM!
I'll grow through you.
~Katja~
07-20-2009, 07:45 PM
How does it kill people?
strangling?
beating them to death?
it's into choking
and maybe not scary but annoying and hard to control are giant thistles in my front and back yard, just as you think you have them under control on the lawn they pop up everywhere between shrubs and flowers in the beds and under stairs, grow gigantic and freakin hurt when you remove them, even through a garden glove
boosterp
07-20-2009, 08:00 PM
Up at my property the Milk Weed plant is the most dangerous per se. It caries a poison that burns on contact and just about everyone is allergic to. Most allergic reactions only occur on the skin that is affected but if you come in contact with enough of it it can do some serious harm.
Other than that, try burning poison ivy or poison oak, if you breath it in you can have some serious airway issues.
There is a plant, I need to run a film photograph through some kind of google but the berry juice can kill you if it comes in contact with a mucous membrane.
Oh, at my first home I had a castor tree which the seeds are ground to produce ricin.
jennysmurf
07-20-2009, 08:15 PM
This one looks pretty scary...
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:SlxRmgiitPqmnM:http://www.dyers.org/images/200810/ping-pong-angry-plant.jpg
boo
razorboy
07-20-2009, 08:16 PM
I met some threatening Psilocybin shrooms recently.
Death Metal Moe
07-20-2009, 08:21 PM
http://www.brucejarvis.co.nz/Images/Robert%20Plant%20917_07.jpg
jennysmurf
07-20-2009, 08:22 PM
http://www.brucejarvis.co.nz/Images/Robert%20Plant%20917_07.jpg
I do feel a little threatened by his bulge.
MacVittie
07-20-2009, 08:29 PM
http://pigeonhaspants.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/oz-tree.jpg
PapaBear
07-20-2009, 08:35 PM
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Dude!
07-20-2009, 09:16 PM
Up at my property the Milk Weed plant is the most dangerous per se. It caries a poison that burns on contact and just about everyone is allergic to. Most allergic reactions only occur on the skin that is affected but if you come in contact with enough of it it can do some serious harm.
are you sure about milkweed?
it's the plant monarch
butterflies love
every kid i knew
handled it and no one
every had any ill effects
barjockey
07-20-2009, 09:40 PM
http://static.flickr.com/3086/2601534978_748b3fe9da.jpg
Nightshade
keithy_19
07-20-2009, 11:20 PM
http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/littleshop2.jpg
keithy_19
07-20-2009, 11:27 PM
http://webecoist.com/2008/09/16/16-most-unassuming-yet-lethal-killer-plants/
Just a quick question: Is this thread in response to the get off the internet thread?
sailor
07-21-2009, 03:05 AM
planty
boosterp
07-21-2009, 11:14 AM
are you sure about milkweed?
it's the plant monarch
butterflies love
every kid i knew
handled it and no one
every had any ill effects
MAybe I have them mixed up, I don't know if this is a nickname but we called it bull nettle. I'll google it in a few.
Moe Lester
07-21-2009, 12:24 PM
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/treeman" target="_blank"><img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r159/Edmundo_05/treeman.jpg" border="0" alt="alrbolman Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
if treeman counts, then yes plants are terrifying
boosterp
07-21-2009, 01:40 PM
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/treeman" target="_blank"><img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r159/Edmundo_05/treeman.jpg" border="0" alt="alrbolman Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
if treeman counts, then yes plants are terrifying
I could do with out seeing that hideous bastard. If he still had fingers he could of shot himself long ago and I'd be happy.
Russel P
07-21-2009, 02:54 PM
There's nothing to stop him from jumping off of a building. Except maybe there are no buildings in his village. But he could jump out of a tree. Shit, I bet he couldn't climb one. What an asshole.
DiabloSammich
07-21-2009, 03:14 PM
You people should get a hold of yourselves.
Plants are nothing but potential income streams.
Misteriosa
07-21-2009, 04:21 PM
Oleander:
http://webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/oleander.jpg
Daffodils:
http://webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/narcissus-flowers.jpg
Rhododendron:
http://webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rhododendron.jpg
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