Who Is The Bigger Liar?

[Gvac]

Who lies more on the show - Dave or Fez?

[IMSlacker]

I think Dave just gets confused, like with the electric seals.

[JerseyRich]

I wish Earl was still a choice.

[ToiletCrusher]

Fez did spin off some great lies about how he couldn't go to buffalo burger place.

[Jeffdc5]

fez cant believe a word he says

[lleeder]

Fez said he never watched Speed until yesterday. No fucking way. I've seen that movie several times just by mistake. He also claims to be a popcorn movie fan. That was one of the biggest when it came out.

[Serpico1103]

I am not sure. But, I thought ESD contradicted himself today. He was talking about Harry Potter, how the new one is great, and the actors are better now that they are older. But, didn't he say the other day, how the first one was the best, when the kids discovered they had magical powers and that the actors are awkward now that they are older.

Otherwise, I would say Fez. But, I don't know if he does it intentionally. He can be so easily led that every opinion he hears, becomes his own. And of course, not telling the secret is sort of lying.

[lleeder]

I am not sure. But, I thought ESD contradicted himself today. He was talking about Harry Potter, how the new one is great, and the actors are better now that they are older. But, didn't he say the other day, how the first one was the best, when the kids discovered they had magical powers and that the actors are awkward now that they are older.

Otherwise, I would say Fez. But, I don't know if he does it intentionally. He can be so easily led that every opinion he hears, becomes his own. And of course, not telling the secret is sort of lying.

Maybe he thought they were better when they were younger but this new movie changed his opinion.

[mikeyboy]

I am not sure. But, I thought ESD contradicted himself today. He was talking about Harry Potter, how the new one is great, and the actors are better now that they are older. But, didn't he say the other day, how the first one was the best, when the kids discovered they had magical powers and that the actors are awkward now that they are older.

Otherwise, I would say Fez. But, I don't know if he does it intentionally. He can be so easily led that every opinion he hears, becomes his own. And of course, not telling the secret is sort of lying.

Weren't his previous statements before he saw the last movie?

[Serpico1103]

Weren't his previous statements before he saw the last movie?

Yes. But, he still said the first was better than the others. Today he said they have gotten better than the first.

I think. He may have effectively qualified his statements.

[sailor]

Fez said he never watched Speed until yesterday. No fucking way. I've seen that movie several times just by mistake. He also claims to be a popcorn movie fan. That was one of the biggest when it came out.

i didn't think it did much when it came out, but built its popularity on cable.

it list at 121 million us gross, don't know what exactly that includes.

[Meataball23]

I wish Earl was still a choice.

Fact

He was the biggest liar in the history of the show.

Also I said it in the thread, but I cant believe Fez never saw speed. The guy has been in entertainment (and said he loves popcorn movies) hows it possible he missed something thats been in that big in pop culture?

[Dell]

If ESD did half the things he said he did, I have to believe he would have been locked up quite a few times... who masturbates in a commuter van/bus (not to mention keeping his lube in the cup holder)... great act, but not believable...

[Bob Impact]

I voted Dave but i think most of his lies are unintentional confusion.

[brettmojo]

who masturbates in a commuter van/bus (not to mention keeping his lube in the cup holder)... great act, but not believable...
That's the example you use as unbelievable? Ha!

[RENFIELD]

FEZ IS THE NEW EARL....

in more ways then just his embelishments....

[Kevin]

JustJon


LOCK IT UP!!!!!!!

[STC-Dub]

Fez is using an alias so he obviously is lying about a lot of things.

[fezfez]

Fact

He was the biggest liar in the history of the show.

Also I said it in the thread, but I cant believe Fez never saw speed. The guy has been in entertainment (and said he loves popcorn movies) hows it possible he missed something thats been in that big in pop culture?

This may surprise you but there's a lot of Sandra Bullock movies I haven't seen.

[Hottub]

This may surprise you but there's a lot of Sandra Bullock movies I haven't seen.

You and most of the world.

[Tallman388]

I voted Dave, but it may be a tie.

[lleeder]

No way Dave left both his kids in the car alone.

[realmenhatelife]

Atleast Fez seems to have a reason when he lies- Dave just lies as a rule and should it happen to help him out thats just a bonus.

Fez lies but Dave is a liar.

[furie]

i don't think dave is a liar. he believes what he says, he's just an idiot

[Serpico1103]

Does anyone believe his "leaving the kids in the car" story?
Even if you would do that, today I would think someone would wait by the car for you to return if they saw two infants alone like that.

[foodcourtdruide]

I say Dave, and it's not even close. Fez has told a few big lies, but I think he's pretty honest about day-to-day things. Dave is CONSTANTLY lying, then when he gets caught in a lie he will try to lie his way out of it. You will notice he does this when he's trying to prove a point or if he's losing an argument. He claims things as facts that he's uncertain about. Just listen to the Jesus Chair conversation or anytime he talks about baseball.

I love Dave. He's one of my favorite parts of the show and I'd thank him for the hours of entertainment he's given me if I met him, but I notice that he does this.

[furie]

Does anyone believe his "leaving the kids in the car" story?
Even if you would do that, today I would think someone would wait by the car for you to return if they saw two infants alone like that.

i didn't hear the story, so i don't know the details,
but i've done that.
not for long, two or three minutes at most.

[beachbum]

I believe that he would be irresponsible enough to leave two babies in the car.I just don't know if he really did.I hope not.

[Brad in Bama]

How about the movie bet? or how many times have we heard this is the "secret" telling vacation.

I'll listen to Dave lie to make friction on the show, but he's got to be more honorable than Fez.

[Serpico1103]

How about the movie bet? or how many times have we heard this is the "secret" telling vacation.

I'll listen to Dave lie to make friction on the show, but he's got to be more honorable than Fez.

I missed some of the show when they came back. Did they even cover Fez's attempt at revealing the secret? Or was Ron too frustrated to go over it again?

[brettmojo]

Yeah. The secret really puts Fez over the top. He's been lying to his family and himself for years.

[sarsbusdriver]

Gotta go with Fez as the bigger liar.

Dave exagerates for the betterment of the story or for shock value, while with Fez you get the feeling that whatever he's talking about never happened.

[pazz]

Dave is definitely the bigger liar. He wants to impress Ron so much he embellishes. Fez doesn't lie nearly as often he just gets caught ever time he does it.

[Small..Balls]

Dave tells lies.

Fez lives a lie.

[shittles]

Fez has levels above levels of deception.

Dave just isn't very bright.

[Serpico1103]

Is this based on a ratio of truth to lies? Or just number of lies in a show?

ESD probably tells more lies, but everything out of Fez's mouth is a lie. Since Fez says so little, he can't catch ESD on number of lies.

He thinks he can guess 8 out of 10 of the favorite candies? But then thinks every country loves Hershey bars? Is he that stupid? That detached? Or just trying to do a bit, but half assing it so it comes across as insanity?

[furie]

ok i heard the story on a replay. like i said, i've left the kids in the van when i went to run into a store quick, but not to go shopping
and to go shopping for dvd's even!
what's with ESD's dvd obsession anyway?

[cousinchris]

Atleast Fez seems to have a reason when he lies- Dave just lies as a rule and should it happen to help him out thats just a bonus.

Fez lies but Dave is a liar.




This.

[earthbrown]

both liars, both funny.


K

[East Side Dave]

ok i heard the story on a replay. like i said, i've left the kids in the van when i went to run into a store quick, but not to go shopping
and to go shopping for dvd's even!
what's with ESD's dvd obsession anyway?


Sadly it happened.

[razorboy]

Earl.

[~Katja~]

Sadly it happened.
I did not hear that part of the show, but how long and how far away were you from them?

I have heard of a woman getting arrested for putting coins in the salvation army bucket outside of walmart while her car was parked on the curb near by... she had them in eyesight and they were going to arrest her and take the kids away... it's crazy!
Just be careful of what you do!

[East Side Dave]

Earl.


That's not an option, Mister.

[razorboy]

That's not an option, Mister.

My bad.

[Enabler]

I voted Fez but Im wishing I could switch...

I could swear Dave's original cum-eating story took place when he was in college. He said he was sick and whenever he was sick he'd come home to rest. He got home and beanie said to go lay down in her bed....then the filthy taste test ensued.

Today he said he was 14 or 15 when he violated his father.

Not that I ever believed the story to begin with, but which is it Red? When did you eat your dads cum!?

[JerseyRich]

I voted Fez but Im wishing I could switch...

I could swear Dave's original cum-eating story took place when he was in college. He said he was sick and whenever he was sick he'd come home to rest. He got home and beanie said to go lay down in her bed....then the filthy taste test ensued.

Today he said he was 14 or 15 when he violated his father.

Not that I ever believed the story to begin with, but which is it Red? When did you eat your dads cum!?

For some sick reason...I was thinking the exact same thing. :nono:

[realmenhatelife]

I voted Fez but Im wishing I could switch...

I could swear Dave's original cum-eating story took place when he was in college. He said he was sick and whenever he was sick he'd come home to rest. He got home and beanie said to go lay down in her bed....then the filthy taste test ensued.

Today he said he was 14 or 15 when he violated his father.

Not that I ever believed the story to begin with, but which is it Red? When did you eat your dads cum!?

I noticed this as well, brought it up in the listening thread and atleast 1 person agreed. Somethings fishy, and it isn't just Dave's dad's cum.

[Meataball23]

The original story he did say he was in college at the time.

Also Earl is the biggest liar followed by Fez

ESD didnt deny this happened hes just hazy on details

[yojimbo7248]

I voted Fez but Im wishing I could switch...

I could swear Dave's original cum-eating story took place when he was in college. He said he was sick and whenever he was sick he'd come home to rest. He got home and beanie said to go lay down in her bed....then the filthy taste test ensued.

Today he said he was 14 or 15 when he violated his father.

Not that I ever believed the story to begin with, but which is it Red? When did you eat your dads cum!?

Good work. I think we can unravel this East Side Dave character. I bet his story about being in a homeless shelter, dog licking his dick, and pretty much everything he has said about himself is bullshit.

[JerseyRich]

Good work. I think we can unravel this East Side Dave character. I bet his story about being in a homeless shelter, dog licking his dick, and pretty much everything he has said about himself is bullshit.

I bet he's not even married...and there is no way that limp-dick had any kids.

[Enabler]

Good work. I think we can unravel this East Side Dave character. I bet his story about being in a homeless shelter, dog licking his dick, and pretty much everything he has said about himself is bullshit.

The whole house of cards is crumbling down...or as dave might say "the deck of cards get tangled when we deceive"

I bet he's not even a natural red-head

[Crispy123]

Its obvious the red headed pasty faced dog fucking homo is not really married to a hot jew and beanie & patticakes have had no straight children.

[TwizzlesMcNasty]

ESD lies continually. He knows that he is needling fez but plays innocent when questioned. He acts like he is above the fray when there is an in-show confrontation but will attempt to turn himself into the victim by blurring facts.

[yojimbo7248]

Its obvious the red headed pasty faced dog fucking homo is not really married to a hot jew and beanie & patticakes have had no straight children.

I am turning a corner here. Fez might have something here about how awful the McDonalds are. I was assuming that he was a raving lunatic. Maybe Casey has been coaching him how to undermine Fez. Now I see that the two of them have been trying to make Fez look like a bad guy and paint themselves as the victims.

Holy shit, sorry Fez. Please come back. I take back all of that negativity about how you are unfairly attacking people's wifes and being a delusional douche in general. You were right all along. Is it too late to have you back on the board?

[Crispy123]

I am turning a corner here. Fez might have something here about how awful the McDonalds are. I was assuming that he was a raving lunatic. Maybe Casey has been coaching him how to undermine Fez. Now I see that the two of them have been trying to make Fez look like a bad guy and paint themselves as the victims.

Holy shit, sorry Fez. Please come back. I take back all of that negativity about how you are unfairly attacking people's wifes and being a delusional douche in general. You were right all along. Is it too late to have you back on the board?

If I can open the eyes of just one rube that listens to this show then I feel like Ive done my job. Thanks for making my day!

[MikeB]

I voted Fez but Im wishing I could switch...

I could swear Dave's original cum-eating story took place when he was in college. He said he was sick and whenever he was sick he'd come home to rest. He got home and beanie said to go lay down in her bed....then the filthy taste test ensued.

Today he said he was 14 or 15 when he violated his father.

Not that I ever believed the story to begin with, but which is it Red? When did you eat your dads cum!?

I was just about to post this. I think Dave is now a bigger liar than Frez.

[benjamin]

Hard to know without knowing... or ever meeting either of em...

they both are entertaing whatever it is they are doing