Sea Monster!

[Furtherman]

Unidentified Biological "Goo," 15 Miles Long, Creeps Down Alaskan Coast. (http://www.adn.com/2835/story/864687.html)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/07/504x_arcticgoo.jpg

Coast Guard officer Terry Hasenauer said:

It's certainly biological. It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter. It's definitely, by the smell and the makeup of it, it's some sort of naturally occurring organic or otherwise marine organism. in recent history I don't think we've seen anything like this. Maybe inside lakes or in stagnant water or something, but not (in the ocean) that we could recall ... If it was something we'd seen before, we'd be able to say something about it. But we haven't. [The stuff is] gooey [and dark]. It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it. It kind of has an odor; I can't describe it.

Fuck. That. I saw Creepshow 2. Don't even go near the shore!

"From the air it looks brownish with some sheen, but when you get close and put it up on the ice and in the bucket, it's kind of blackish stuff ... (and) has hairy strands on it."

Hasenauer said the Coast Guard's samples are being analyzed in Anchorage. Results may be back sometime next week, he said.

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http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/pics/creepshow2j.gif

[Aggie]

It's just the hairball from Stugots drain. I don't know how it got all the way to Alaska though.

[Crossweird]

Unidentified Biological "Goo," 15 Miles Long, Creeps Down Alaskan Coast.


Canada braces for facial.

[Farmer Dave]

Devolution, higher life forms are turning back into the primoidial ooze from which we came.

[ToiletCrusher]

This can only end with PETA stepping in and telling us not to harm it.

[Dougie Brootal]

It's just the hairball from Stugots drain. I don't know how it got all the way to Alaska though.

:clap::clap::clap:

[STC-Dub]

We're doomed, doomed I tell you!

[MagillaGorillaz]

Maybe it's that thing from the Herculoids.

[Judge Smails]

SAVE THE EARTH!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm not worried. Sarah Palin can see this from her house. She stepped down to take this beast on.

[Furtherman]

Black goop afloat off Arctic coast identified as algae (http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/867160.html)

"We got the results back from the lab today," said Ed Meggert of the Department of Environmental Conservation in Fairbanks. "It was marine algae."

The goo fast became an Alaska mystery. And the new findings still leave questions unanswered: Why is there so much of it in a region where people say they've never seen anything quite like it?

Local hunters and whalers didn't know what to make of it. The Coast Guard labeled the substance biological, but knew little else. The stuff had hairy strands in it and was tangled with jellyfish, said a borough official.

We should send it to attack the giant jellyfish. Destroy all monsters!

[brettmojo]

Yeah, but there's no global warming.

[Landblast]

hairball from Stugots drain.
worth repeating.

there's no telling what's locked up in those glaciers...Stugots hair, cure for cancer?

[Furtherman]

Bizarre Gelatinous Fish Found in Brazil (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/09/090922-bizarre-gelatinous-fish-brazil.html)

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/bigphotos/images/090922-bizarre-gelatinous-fish-brazil_big.jpg

Researchers have found a bizarre fish floating off the coast of Brazil: a creature six feet in length with no scales, little muscle mass, and a largely gelatinous body.
Initial accounts quoted the scientists calling the creature "completely new, scientifically speaking."

But fish experts looking at video footage of the bizarre fish have identified it as a member of Ateleopodidae, a little-understood group of deep-sea fish known to science since the 1840s.

[JohnCharles]

Put that on a kabob rod!


NOW!

[biggestmexi]

Put that on a kabob rod!


NOW!

skewer?

[Furtherman]

Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger! (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/10/091008-giant-sea-mucus-blobs.html)

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As sea temperatures have risen in recent decades, enormous sheets of a mucus-like material have begun forming more often, oozing into new regions, and lasting longer, a new Mediterranean Sea study says.

And the blobs may be more than just unpleasant.

[RoseBlood]

Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger! (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/10/091008-giant-sea-mucus-blobs.html)

Looks like the Blue Whales have a nasty cold going around!

[brettmojo]

Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger! (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/10/091008-giant-sea-mucus-blobs.html)

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[TheMojoPin]

Only one thing needs to be done...

HUNT DOWN AND DESTROY THE SPERM WHALES AKA THE PERVERTS OF THE SEAS!!!

[Crossweird]

...a creature six feet in length with no scales, little muscle mass, and a largely gelatinous body

Please. That's half this board.

[Furtherman]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/11/500x_giantstingray.jpg

Giant Stingray! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8347000/8347644.stm)

It is one of the rarest giants of the ocean, and it has been caught on film for the first time.

An underwater camera crew filming for the BBC recorded a smalleye stingray swimming off the coast of Mozambique.

The smalleye stingray is the largest of all 70 species of stingray, attaining widths of more than 2m.

The elusive creature, first discovered in 1908, has only ever been seen alive off the coast of Tofo in southern Mozambique.

[MC Pee Pants]

this is why i hate the ocean. shits gross.

[Furtherman]

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[brettmojo]

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Gay.

[Furtherman]

Gay.

You're gay.

[brettmojo]

You're gay.
Two lonely guys all alone on an oil rig somewhere out in the middle of nowhere ocean... One guy gets in some capsule thingy and plunges deep into the abyss... The other guy is heartbroken and ashamed and suddenly is attacked by what appears to be giant black penises that pummel him to death?

Gay.

[Furtherman]

Two lonely guys all alone on an oil rig somewhere out in the middle of nowhere ocean... One guy gets in some capsule thingy and plunges deep into the abyss... The other guy is heartbroken and ashamed and suddenly is attacked by what appears to be giant black penises that pummel him to death?

Gay.

If that's how you read into that, I'd suggest you never watch The Abyss.

[brettmojo]

If that's how you read into that, I'd suggest you never watch The Abyss.
At least there's females in that.

And the ocean aliens don't look like penises.

[Furtherman]

At least there's females in that.

And the ocean aliens don't look like penises.

That water probe that first entered the underwater station did!

[brettmojo]

That water probe that first entered the underwater station did!
Yeah but when you have chicks in the mix it's not gay. Especially the fact that it was made out if water and clear. Could be a dildo. Dildos + Girls = Not Gay.

[Furtherman]

I uh.... uh.... I don't know where we're going with this.

[Furtherman]

Mystery Mersey ‘monster’ baffles marine life experts (http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2011/05/25/mystery-mersey-monster-baffles-marine-life-experts-100252-28758710/)

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/liverpoolecho/may2011/3/5/sea-creature-captured-in-the-mersey-by-mark-harrison-588507665.jpg

[keithy_19]

Only one thing needs to be done...

HUNT DOWN AND DESTROY THE SPERM WHALES AKA THE PERVERTS OF THE SEAS!!!

http://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/simpsons-nuke-the-whales.jpg

[Furtherman]

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Alaska's Loch Ness Monster Is Latest Alleged Sea Serpent Sighting (VIDEO) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/20/alaska-loch-ness-monster_n_904658.html#s272963&title=BowNessie)

It has a horse-like head at the end of a long neck, with big eyes and humps on its back. It undulates above the surface for just a moment before diving back underwater -- leaving even the most seasoned sailors scratching their heads.

It sounds like any of the thousands of sea serpent stories, from Scotland's Loch Ness Monster to Lake Champlain's Champ. But this time there's video.

A remarkable piece of footage purportedly shot by a fisherman in Bristol Bay shows what many people believe is Alaska's version of the Loch Ness Monster, reports Discovery News.

[CountryBob]

I love this shit

[Chigworthy]

I love this shit

What, the gay erotica set on oil derricks?

[StanUpshaw]

HuffPo continues their legacy of scientific excellence.

[Furtherman]

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Remembering The Blob of Little Egg Harbor
In the summer of 2003 an icky, smelly mystery blob appeared in the waters of Little Egg Harbor. The Blob, (the size equivalent to a Honda Civic) smelled like a combination of rotten eggs and decomposing flesh. The State Police’s marine unit called in the DEP who poked and probed The Blob and determined that it was not hazardous, though they could not say for sure just what it was. The gooey mass was eventually towed out into the Great Bay using a 50-rope and then released. The Blob might just be the most disgusting and frightening thing you’d ever encounter at the Jersey Shore, with the possible exception of some cast members of the TV show of the same name. The Blog may still be at large, so––BEWARE


W...T....F.....!!!!

[brettmojo]

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W...T....F.....!!!!
I think this explains what happened to the last mod that moved a paulo thread.

[furie]

http://krofft.net/files/2009/12/sigmund.jpeg

[StanUpshaw]

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[CountryBob]

that was weird~!

[jennysmurf]

that was weird~!

Yep, I'm completely freaked out, and a wee bit terrified.:blink:

[IamFogHat]

There's nothing in the ocean but monsters, why is anyone surprised?

[jennysmurf]

There's nothing in the ocean but monsters, why is anyone surprised?

I will only be swimming in a pool with lots of monster-killing chlorine from now on.

[IamFogHat]

I will only be swimming in a pool with lots of monster-killing chlorine from now on.

Aw, that's so sad to me. I love the ocean.

[spoon]

I thought that was Jenny's nickname....C Monster?

[jennysmurf]

I thought that was Jenny's nickname....C Monster?

*internet slap*

[IamFogHat]

I thought that was Jenny's nickname....C Monster?

:furious:

[jennysmurf]

:furious:

Aw, that's so sad to me. I love the ocean.

In honor of your defending my honor, I will wade in the ocean with you on our honeymoon.

[spoon]

cookie monster you dirty minded fuckers!

:wink:

[jennysmurf]

cookie monster you dirty minded fuckers!

:wink:

You are a naughty, naughty man, and I'm not taking back the internet slap.

[spoon]

fine by me

[IamFogHat]

In honor of your defending my honor, I will wade in the ocean with you on our honeymoon.

Then I think I can die a happy man.

[PapaBear]

In honor of your defending my honor, I will wade in the ocean with you on our honeymoon.

Then I think I can die a happy man.
So, you both gone from fearing the sea monster, to offering yourselves up as human sacrifices?:huh:

[spoon]

Then I think I can die a happy man.

you do know she slept with HIVBear right?

[PapaBear]

you do know she slept with HIVBear right?
We NEVER slept!

[spoon]

Then I think I can die a happy man.

your rotating sig would be better if it said

I

Am

Foghat (gay)

[IamFogHat]

your rotating sig would be better if it said

I

Am

Foghat (gay)

Wow, look at Mr. Reeks of Desperation man...

[jennysmurf]

So, you both gone from fearing the sea monster, to offering yourselves up as human sacrifices?:huh:

Heaven's no! I'll just wade at the edge, that's safe....right?

[PapaBear]

Heaven's no! I'll just wade at the edge, that's safe....right?
SUUUUUUUURE.

[jennysmurf]

you do know she slept with HIVBear right?

Papabear's nothing but a tease.

[IamFogHat]

So, you both gone from fearing the sea monster, to offering yourselves up as human sacrifices?:huh:

Oh don't get me wrong, I have a healthy fear of sea monsters, but I'm a beach person, I will go into the ocean every day forever if I could afford to live on one.

[spoon]

Heaven's no! I'll just wade at the edge, that's safe....right?

SUUUUUUUURE.

just like pb's tip only rule/tease...completely safe! :unsure:

[spoon]

Wow, look at Mr. Reeks of Desperation man...

ok

[jennysmurf]

Oh don't get me wrong, I have a healthy fear of sea monsters, but I'm a beach person, I will go into the ocean every day forever if I could afford to live on one.

I live very close to the ocean--just sayin.....

[spoon]

I live very close to the ocean--just sayin.....

where you at in Cali again?

[IamFogHat]

I live very close to the ocean--just sayin.....

I keep telling you again and again, I'll carry you in there and if you get too scared I'll carry you right out.

[jennysmurf]

where you at in Cali again?

Burlingame--just South of San Francisco.

[spoon]

you might be in Vermont...or some cheap knock off town with more WFexicans

[jennysmurf]

you might be in Vermont...or some cheap knock off town with more WFexicans

I might be, but I'm not.