The Sleep Farts

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> lately ive been farting so loud in my sleep that it startles me into being awake...anyone else have violent sleep farts?

or what else do you do that wakes you up in the night that is strange or involves gas?

[SatCam]

I want to smell your sheets

[biggirl]

My dog farts in his sleep all of the time. I get startled awake by my sex dreams in hopes that I am really having sex with_____________.

[SatCam]

My dog farts in his sleep all of the time. I get startled awake by my sex dreams in hopes that I am really having sex with_____________.

fido

[cougarjake13]

<font color="deeppink"> lately ive been farting so loud in my sleep that it startles me into being awake...anyone else have violent sleep farts?

or what else do you do that wakes you up in the night that is strange or involves gas?

thats so fucking hot

[Sue_Bender]

thats so fucking hot


Dutch oven hot.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> im mad that no one will answer my question....besides biggirl at least she gave a response that answered the question....

where are all you queers? who shits and jizzes themselves while sleeping? WHO?

[jauble]

Didnt our pal fezfez fart himself awake once?

[hunnerbun]

I haven't farted myself awake but tonight I freaked (grossed) my b/f out with the loudest fart. He was upstairs and heard it all the way up there. He yelled down "Was that you?". I tried to blame it on the dog but I was laughing so hard I have it away. After that all I heard was him muttering to himself about how fucking gross it was. That made me laugh even harder.

[boosterp]

Second date with his chick late last year I had some serious beer shits. I went in to her bathroom trying to quietly dump when the most horrid sound came out of my ass and echoed in the toilette. I know she heard me because she told me where the toilette brush was. Embarrassing and funny all at once.

[A.J.]

Chicks don't fart!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

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Sometimes I'll scratch my asshole during the evening and wake up with a really stinky hand. The farting thing is just a every night normal deal for a fat guy like me.

[ANC]

I've farted in my sleep, but what wakes me up is the wife's dismay over said release.

[topless_mike]

I've farted in my sleep, but what wakes me up is the wife's dismay over said release.

same here
i get the punch and the "omg mike, you fucking stink" line.
i giggle, then go back to bed.

if she's really pissed me off during the day, i'll eat a bowl of cereal and then chug a glass of chocolate milk just before i go to bed. that'll teach her...

[ToiletCrusher]

Ask Dr. Steve about this.

[biggirl]

Second date with his chick late last year I had some serious beer shits. I went in to her bathroom trying to quietly dump when the most horrid sound came out of my ass and echoed in the toilette. I know she heard me because she told me where the toilette brush was. Embarrassing and funny all at once.

Are you guys still dating? I hate it when people feel they have to hide from bodily functions, like a person can really help it, right? Oh, did you clean the toilet then?

[biggirl]

same here
i get the punch and the "omg mike, you fucking stink" line.
i giggle, then go back to bed.

if she's really pissed me off during the day, i'll eat a bowl of cereal and then chug a glass of chocolate milk just before i go to bed. that'll teach her...

:lol: do you wave the sheets at her? I get that often if I complain.

[Foster]

does snoring count?

if I start snoring that will usually wake me up

[boosterp]

Are you guys still dating? I hate it when people feel they have to hide from bodily functions, like a person can really help it, right? Oh, did you clean the toilet then?

No, she was scary. There were several reasons she was scary, ugh I should of done better.

[Furtherman]

Chicks don't fart!

A girl farted in front of me once. It was like catching a glimpse of a unicorn.

[ANC]

A girl farted in front of me once. It was like catching a glimpse of a unicorn.
:lol: